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Re: Getting married? Take the quiz first

You are absolutely right Bora - I am not being sarcastic. Women have rarely been at the seat of power and therefore have declared war less - albeit you should take note that Thatcher started the Falklands war when most in her cabinet (men) were against it at the time. Whether women would declare war...
by JoeTGF
Jan 08, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Getting married? Take the quiz first
Replies: 106
Views: 11360

Re: Getting married? Take the quiz first

DDS - it definitely takes 2 to tango but assuming that sperm is available women can create babies. Men on the other hand would need more equipment. My comment wasn't meant to state that men are useless and god created two kinds of humans to make the cycle work but I think women play a bigger part in...
by JoeTGF
Jan 08, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Getting married? Take the quiz first
Replies: 106
Views: 11360

Re: Too Much Too Young?

Yep definitely. I think it really starts with TV and the media. Not sure what can really stop this from progressively getting worse.
by JoeTGF
Jan 12, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: Too Much Too Young?
Replies: 65
Views: 3818

Re: A Wave...

Hi BM - see ya soon!!! Or maybe sooner....can't ever 4GetU!!!
by JoeTGF
Jan 15, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: A Wave...
Replies: 42
Views: 3433

Re: My favority Expats...

Agree with K - the nice friendly ones - they are good and bad sorts in all nationalities.
by JoeTGF
Jan 15, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: My favority Expats...
Replies: 54
Views: 4033

Re: My favority Expats...

My favourite ones are the ones with a sense of humour and can hold a vaguely intelligent conversation - but the first one trumps the second one. I think the question was generally speaking, which means that you have to make a decision. Sure there are good people in every nationality and I have met ...
by JoeTGF
Jan 15, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: My favority Expats...
Replies: 54
Views: 4033

Re: Save My Brother First!

I had similar feelings when I heard it on TV BM - I suppose everyone did. Absolutely tragic.
by JoeTGF
Jan 15, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Save My Brother First!
Replies: 3
Views: 968

Re: REPTON SCHOOL.

Repton Dubai is very popular for the lack of academic standards. Many of the teachers lack professional background. The school is extremely overpriced for what it offers. The school inspection bureau also confirms the same. Working at Repton, however, for most of the teachers is a great holiday exp...
by JoeTGF
Jan 15, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: REPTON SCHOOL.
Replies: 7
Views: 9454

Re: BM's Avatar!!!!!!!!!!!

You should all be aware that my action was taken due to the possible problems that may come by displaying this particular flag here in the UAE, and the further repercussions that may have resulted, their is absolutely no need for any member of the forum to get involved, it was strictly between BM a...
by JoeTGF
Jan 16, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: BM's Avatar!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 46
Views: 3322

Re: Audi R8 vs Porsche 997 - Top Gear - BBC

Chocoholic wrote:I'll take the Audi over the Porsche any day!

Love Top Gear, the whole crew crack me up. Enjoy the way James May always gets the short end of the stick hehehee


I thought the Hamster always gets the short end of the stick.
I prefer the porsche.
by JoeTGF
Jan 18, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai Auto
Topic: Audi R8 vs Porsche 997 - Top Gear - BBC
Replies: 21
Views: 3194

Re: BM is back!

Welcome back BM. :D
BTW that picture of Jane whats her face that you posted looks a bit strange to me - is that her rib cage below the bra - looks very odd - or maybe thats how women looked like back then!!

-- Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:09 pm --

Maybe my vision just went funny cos I was staring...
by JoeTGF
Jan 18, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: BM is back!
Replies: 15
Views: 1355

Re: Womanese (Cryptic Feminine Language) - Comical !

Excellent!!
by JoeTGF
Jan 20, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Womanese (Cryptic Feminine Language) - Comical !
Replies: 30
Views: 3918

Re: Protect the rights of maids already!!!!

Wow! Anyways back to Elton John! According to the media, Elton and David don't know which is the father of little Zac (I think that's the name!) It's obviously a turkey baster job. Do you think they both knocked one out and gave it a good stir? :shock: LOL - wicked!! Its the first time I heard that...
by JoeTGF
Jan 20, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Procreation
Replies: 37
Views: 1791

Re: Womanese (Cryptic Feminine Language) - Comical !

I wouldn't be surprised if some guys will print that off and then use it as a defense!!!! "No your honor, it says right here: No means yes!" Its all in jest Bora - these types of jokes are as old as me but still tickle me cos they ring true on several fronts. I doubt the defense will hold...
by JoeTGF
Jan 20, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Womanese (Cryptic Feminine Language) - Comical !
Replies: 30
Views: 3918

Indian girl in Dubai raped by school bus driver, conducto

Rape is terrible but crimes like this against kids are truly unforgiveable. May they rot in hell. In a shocking case, a four-year-old Indian girl was allegedly gangraped by three men, including her school bus driver and conductor, here. The child studying at the Modern High School was allegedly rape...
by JoeTGF
Jan 20, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Indian girl in Dubai raped by school bus driver, conducto
Replies: 36
Views: 4347

Re: Places to Jog!!

Hey Canadian Visitor Zubber is obviously just kdding - Dubai is pretty safe as I am sure you will know as you have been here before. I don't know where your friend lives as "garden city" doesn't ring a bell to me. If its Discovery Gardens than there is a residential complex close by called...
by JoeTGF
Jan 21, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Places to Jog!!
Replies: 7
Views: 1940

Re: Indian girl in Dubai raped by school bus driver, conduct

Very sad indeed, The father of the victim was amazingly calm, It seems this a big issue, this has also surfaced other child abuse cases which went ignored, From the news I take it that its become a big issue in the indian community in DXB , but I am not sure if the similar measures have been enacte...
by JoeTGF
Jan 21, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Indian girl in Dubai raped by school bus driver, conducto
Replies: 36
Views: 4347

Re: Womanese (Cryptic Feminine Language) - Comical !

Bora Bora wrote:Oh sh*t!!!! I forgot to put the big smilely on my post. Here you all go: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Geeezzzz.


LOL :D
by JoeTGF
Jan 21, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Womanese (Cryptic Feminine Language) - Comical !
Replies: 30
Views: 3918

Re: Protect the rights of maids already!!!!

Joe. Elton is claiming the child has his hands and David's ears! LOL Whatevea! It's a mixed up carry on if you ask BM! Shaken not stirred? Ok now i get what you mean by that shaken and stirred phrase, this is an interesting point , obviously the surrogate mother had a fertilized embryo implanted in...
by JoeTGF
Jan 21, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Procreation
Replies: 37
Views: 1791

Re: Womanese (Cryptic Feminine Language) - Comical !

Bethsmum wrote:Lady, GSOH seeks male LBB, European, for LTR.


Whats LBB?
LTR....are u sure? I would have said a GT :D
by JoeTGF
Jan 21, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Womanese (Cryptic Feminine Language) - Comical !
Replies: 30
Views: 3918

Re: Womanese (Cryptic Feminine Language) - Comical !

And the LTR now suddenly makes sense... :D
by JoeTGF
Jan 21, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Womanese (Cryptic Feminine Language) - Comical !
Replies: 30
Views: 3918

Re: Indian girl in Dubai raped by school bus driver, conduct

kanelli wrote:I don't believe in capital punishment - would rather castrate them and lock them away for the rest of their lives.


I think he might choose being executed over being castrated and locked away...
by JoeTGF
Jan 21, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Indian girl in Dubai raped by school bus driver, conducto
Replies: 36
Views: 4347

Re: Indian girl in Dubai raped by school bus driver, conduct

We don't believe in capital punishment but we want you to die...can you therefore please kill yourself after we castrate you so that our conscience is clear....oh yeah here is the rope. :D :D :D
by JoeTGF
Jan 21, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Indian girl in Dubai raped by school bus driver, conducto
Replies: 36
Views: 4347

Re: Womanese (Cryptic Feminine Language) - Comical !

You guys might of heard of this infamous post that involves a girl looking for her special guy. It did the rounds at practically every investment bank at the time. Very amusing. THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST What am I doing wrong? Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacu...
by JoeTGF
Jan 21, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: Womanese (Cryptic Feminine Language) - Comical !
Replies: 30
Views: 3918

Re: Indian girl in Dubai raped by school bus driver, conduct

Problem with capital punishment is that it is so final. No room for errors. And numerous are known to be made in the judgement system. I agree it leaves no room for errors, but the existence of capital punishment IMO was not only to ensure justice for the victim but to serve as a deterrent, althoug...
by JoeTGF
Jan 21, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Indian girl in Dubai raped by school bus driver, conducto
Replies: 36
Views: 4347

Re: Capital Punishment

Have stated this on the other thread before but I don't agree with capital punishment. I don't think it will act as a deterrent and there are just too many ways that the justice system can get it wrong as they have done in the past. I think its ludicrous to try and use capital punishment to lower pr...
by JoeTGF
Jan 21, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: Capital Punishment
Replies: 29
Views: 1502

Re: BNP - Question Time

denies the Holocaust, says one thing but believes another Now if they were only an Islamic terrorist group, you'd staunchly defend them. EH - this has nothing to do with the thread but more about your constant battle in the political forum with Shaf - lets stay on topic. Yes, because those menacing...
by JoeTGF
Jan 22, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai Politics Talk
Topic: BNP - Question Time
Replies: 107
Views: 4313

Re: driving in dubai crazy or what

jack1ripper wrote:5 crashes on the way to work and all on the same road :iroc: :iroc: :iroc:


Are 12 year olds allowed to drive? or work for that matter. :)
by JoeTGF
Jan 22, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: driving in dubai crazy or what
Replies: 32
Views: 4292

Re: driving in dubai crazy or what

5 crashes on the way to work and all on the same road :iroc: :iroc: :iroc: Are 12 year olds allowed to drive? or work for that matter. :) How do you know he is 5 JoeGTF? 5? He wrote 12 on another thread and the sneaker thread and hence his spelling was bad - born in '98 supposedly. Who knows.
by JoeTGF
Jan 22, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: driving in dubai crazy or what
Replies: 32
Views: 4292

Re: driving in dubai crazy or what

dubai is not that bad compared to Cairo!! Bloody hell those guys dont even stick in their own lanes and they bloody drive like you in a compute game!! Could not agree more - its the only place that I felt me time had come to leave this world during a taxi journey. Every time I asked the driver to s...
by JoeTGF
Jan 23, 2011
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: driving in dubai crazy or what
Replies: 32
Views: 4292
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