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Girls will run behind me , oh HP is hot , HP is stylish , HP knows how to kick :oops: . HP rocks the world .................... This happens to you in Carrefour, doesn't it HP?? :lol: Only the secruity guards used to come and ask me " How can we go in Europe" :P . I used to have big baske...

MaaaD wrote:

HP wrote:what is the arabic of

HP is cute guy

its HP Haywan

shut up , Hawan means animal .........i guess. It is also word of urdu

Liban can u translate it in arabic

HP is cute and sweet .

Car girl ,

Can u bring lunch in Tiffen Box . We have to keep eyes if somone steal our lunch .

tinkerbella wrote:A hotel called Knife Souk? and this place is full of prositutues? does theses sorts of things happen in dubai and how comes? are people so despo there?

Thanks to Dubai Knight , Zooter, Dave and ajb .

There is probably just some confusion about terms because they are used differently in different countries. My uni broke the studies into three categories - Undergraduate (Bachelors), Graduate (Masters) and Post-Graduate (Doctorate). In Europe they call "Diploma " to master degree . I kno...

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Yes it is :0)

I will tell my mommy if someone steal my lunch . I will bring " chicken biryani " and it ll smell in entire class

I am not gonna site close to Kenélli , she never clean her nose and if she does , she always wipe it wid her shirt

Car,

lol

i bet u used to do when u were kid :0).
well i still do it if someone is not looking at me .

Once i was beaten up by a girl when i was in 3rd class.

i was in love wid my class teacher

I think dubai knight had lost his toy in war against terror

First we have to know if Liban has fully grip on arabic langage? ask him to translate 1= Bush is true person and iz dedicated for peace in middle east 2= Jew are friends of muslims :P :P :P :P :P :P Course outline please make some suggestion 1.1 Basic arabic 1.2 Arabic for dummies 1.3 arabic culture...

Dave

I can not see people insulting u . Come on ......tell these gals that u r Brad Pit of DFM . Show them how cute u r

scarlet ;

Congratulation , are ya gonna become mommy

Well Needle doest pain much , pain is almost the same , though it doesnt give plesure . Am i right car girl ?

i remember when Liban was kid , doctors / assistant used to inject on his ASS

Dave is having plenty of knowledge about history , social studies stff.

Dave can you tell your kanelli aunti , what is the difference between Neitherland and Holland ? .

can't joke about needles - sorry HP I will pass out! Scarlet - concorde is just being silly - of course the hospitals are modern and they will open the needle in front of you! Good Luck !!! they will open the needle in front of her .....dont they have little bit shame :) http://www.nisjapan.minidns...

Ok - confession time - Corcs, you aren't the only one!! Whilst growing up, I was the same and I couldn't swallow pills - it was embarrasing at 16/17 to have to ask the doctor to prescribe medicine!! As stupid as it may sound, you should try practicing. Put the pills right at the back of your tongue...

Well i am probably the least qualified here, i left school with fek all, got a job in a shoe shop and was sacked after 6 weeks, the rest is a secret :lol: :lol: :lol: Daddy , u r lucky , otherwise it sucks to awake up early in the morning and go at school. U always used to beat me up to go to schoo...

the_zooter wrote:

arniegang wrote:Its sooooooooooo much nicer when you can swallow

I thought you wouldn't be able to resist on this topic!

i was controlling from long time , as i didnt want to comments on author and scarlet . So i made it for u :0). I know u wouldnt mind.

dear fellow feminist and non feminist co-DFMs, kids who think they r men and men who really are men :lol: i borrowed the idea from Yorky, shaped it to my own taste and here it comes. so what do we think guys can be used for? are they any good for smthing else too than taking out the trash? :roll: I...

I have a Doctorate in Life Skills Phd because i studied at the "University of Life" - here you learn things that are more useful to you than writing and learning reams of crap that are of no value to you in later life. 8) 8) 8) 8) How come ya became Donald Trump ? :roll: I was thinking th...

I think this is the first time , i heard something nice from u :) . If u had met me when i was 10 , i wuld have left the school :) . Education was not my field , my mother told me if i study good , i ll get a beautiful wife . Now i understand how liar she was :cry: . I spent 42 $ and made my profil...

kemal1976 wrote:hi,

do anybody has an idea how much is to rent a car in dubai, i have an offer for 10 days for 200 eur

thx
kemal

write one topic and mention your wish list instead of making new topics when u get new idea.

I made sure you went to a nice skool HP, me? I went to the "Skool of Hard Knocks", i learnt so much more :wink: :wink: :wink: u sent me in the school of Black people . Where the teacher used to come inside the class by saying " hey mother fckers put your black and yellow asses on sea...

I love Italia

Pizza


France facked upppppppppppppp and espically the asshole Zizou . He must join the bullfight in Spain

raidah wrote:u might be right HP...nowadays u have to look with magnifying glasses for real men.

but u know that pretty well, dont u?

what is the key difference between man and woman?

MaaaD wrote:i wonder what the italian player said that provoked him so much ..

congrats to italy .. 4 years of oily hair and spaghetti ..

He was waving the red cloth infront of Bull

He shuld have overcome his anger , thats not the way professional behave. He left the football wid bad name .

i will take my holidays in december and i will try to visit Dubai on my way to Pak.

I am thinking about taking one week in London..........nxt month

KeithL wrote:
so you're still a Bachelor huh ??

None of Gal is ready to get married It is one of the big tragedy .

Liban can u translate it in arabic


I am Liban and i love jew

Italiano provoked him by saying

Your sister is hooker

You are fcking terrorist

Your mother is ..........................





( source : Danish News paper , which published the cartoon)