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Go to any golf club in Dubai and ask a cross-section of members which nationality/s are know for cheating. Most of the time you will get the same answer and it won't be Australians. What's your handicap HP? You guys r from Civilized country, country of decent cricket crowd and "Bad Hair" ...
by HP
Jan 31, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Kangroonistan(Australia) .........watch how do they win :=)
Replies: 37
Views: 5275

We don't have anywhere close to 100 tevelvision cameras in our stadiums, so must not be as civilized as you? :cry: 100 Television cameras doesnt put any one in the list of civilized one .If it was the case , Sheikhs culd have 100s of cameras at Toilet:=) . Have i said in my post that one need 100 c...
by HP
Feb 01, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Kangroonistan(Australia) .........watch how do they win :=)
Replies: 37
Views: 5275

Re: How to say I Love You in 100 Languages

Deniz

Do u have 100 boy friends ? How are u gonna say "I love you " to a Pathan?

anyhow u dont need to say it , you have to demonstrate it through your skills . You know what i am talking about . :P
by HP
Feb 01, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: How to say I Love You in 100 Languages
Replies: 16
Views: 13229

Re: Juliana Down Debut Album Launch Party

Place: Chi @ the Lodge Date: 7th Feb Time: Doors open at 8:00 pm Entrance is free A live performance by Juliana Down to launch the release of their debut album Cause and Affect. for more info go to http://www.myspace.com/officialjulianadown [/img] Doors are open at 8.00 PM , what about windows? i m...
by HP
Feb 01, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Events
Topic: Juliana Down Debut Album Launch Party
Replies: 2
Views: 1848

see how do Australian behave here :
BCCI president get insult from Australian Cricket team :


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjSJ3qoL ... ed&search=
by HP
Feb 01, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Kangroonistan(Australia) .........watch how do they win :=)
Replies: 37
Views: 5275

Re: Good morning, good afternoon and goodbye

I am done with DF for reasons I can't share here unfortunately. I made some gr8 friends here, some of whom became gr8 friends in real life. But there comes a time when you have to draw a line. Take care peeps Nick You are done and you can not share the reason. The way you are telling here , it seem...
by HP
Feb 01, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Good morning, good afternoon and goodbye
Replies: 21
Views: 2437

Re: The best Valentine's day gift

Valentine day is not in Islamic outlook 2003 calendar. :oops:
I have outlook 2007 but i culdnt find it either :)
by HP
Feb 01, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: The best Valentine's day gift
Replies: 32
Views: 8317

No doubt that Australian are good at cricket but their teams mates and crowds and even their Prime Minister John Howard doesnt know how to shut up or behave. The job of Prime Minister is to run the Govt , its not his job to say If Muttiah Muralitharan is having problem with his action or not. I mean...
by HP
Feb 02, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Kangroonistan(Australia) .........watch how do they win :=)
Replies: 37
Views: 5275

Iceman

i liked your reply !! especially "bad loser and good ambassador".

!!
by HP
Feb 02, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Kangroonistan(Australia) .........watch how do they win :=)
Replies: 37
Views: 5275

Re: help i'm expecting....

hi. i'm pregnant for 2 months now. as soon as we learned of my situation 2 weeks ago, we started gathering the required certificates to get married in the embassy. we might be lucky to get married by the end of feb. we are both asians. i'm planning to give birth here, but am afraid of the consequen...
by HP
Feb 04, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: help i'm expecting....
Replies: 6
Views: 1629

bushra21 wrote:the tickets to see Shakira aren't $900...they go up to 995 AED which equals out to being about $270.



i can sleep with 4 Russian girls instead of watching this crapy show at same price :P

wat u guys say?
by HP
Feb 04, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: your opinion, is it worthy going to a concert??
Replies: 16
Views: 2709

Bushra took my heart when she wrote at the second picture of her Hi5 profile :

" Can i be more cute than this" :oops:

I go for Bush-ra :roll:
by HP
Feb 04, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: edited.
Replies: 76
Views: 19710

How can i get a job in dubai without putting any efforts ?



1=) can sleep during lunch break for 30 minutes

2=) can i crack joke with female colleagues

3=) Can i wear suit in june?

4=) Can i get the full salary and i dont have to work much ?


:roll:
by HP
Feb 04, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Jobs in Dubai casting apsersions on DubaiForums.com
Replies: 17
Views: 3739

mighty.one wrote:When you find that^^^ job...let me know :)



It is possible only if my last name is "Bin Sheikh" :P
HP bin Sheikh instead of HP dust bin :roll:

why the heck life is not easy for lazy people like me ....
by HP
Feb 05, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Jobs in Dubai casting apsersions on DubaiForums.com
Replies: 17
Views: 3739

ISH wrote:hell no i aint payin but am going

TO JUMP HAHHAHHAHAHAHAH


DON
ISH


You gonna collect coca-cola bottles and other rubbish ..........offcourse its free for u sweetheart :=).

Her hips must be witness of......... :P
by HP
Feb 05, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: your opinion, is it worthy going to a concert??
Replies: 16
Views: 2709

was it okay or i provide u more tips :=)
by HP
Feb 05, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: help i'm expecting....
Replies: 6
Views: 1629

well come back ajb (spotted 23.30 European Time)

:lol:

whats up dude ? where are u now a days?

Come back n lets curse Austrlia to-geather . I know NZ dont like them:=).
by HP
Feb 06, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: well come back ajb (spotted 23.30 European Time)
Replies: 0
Views: 795

She is coming to her husband (HP). Relax people ,i ll handle her with care.

I ll be at Copenhagen International airport. Please search for playcard

"Bushra for HP" :oops:
by HP
Feb 06, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Goodbye Dubai
Replies: 29
Views: 4344

England gonna win it easily :lol: !!! England 352 /7 .........50 overs Australia 112/10.........45.2 overs and then we awake up :P Why the heck no one beats up Australia? I wish i was player :=) PS" Tonight Denmark is playing football with Australia !! so many red cards :lol:
by HP
Feb 06, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: ENGLAND X AUSTRALIA FINAL
Replies: 36
Views: 3581

because you have to work for everything, you cant be lazy now-a-days, or you'll get left behind. Oh thanks for valuable information ! i didnt know that we had genius around at´dubai forums. I culd nominate u for Nobel Prize but i dont have good relationship wid Sweden :=). Is it okay if i check cri...
by HP
Feb 07, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Jobs in Dubai casting apsersions on DubaiForums.com
Replies: 17
Views: 3739

Re: Request 4 Advice on Job Offer

why the heck no one offer me more than 3000 dhs :cry: !!
by HP
Feb 07, 2007
 
Forum: Jobs in Dubai
Topic: Request 4 Advice on Job Offer
Replies: 7
Views: 3159

easternjewel wrote:wht the fcuk is wrong with you. She is Andys Gf/wife, he will kick u off


God saves the Indian princesses!

U r very angry Princesses ! where u been ! :roll:
by HP
Feb 07, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: WHO IS THAT GORGEOUS GIRL
Replies: 32
Views: 4340

cramgath wrote:Thanks mohammedibby1 for the links. I will have a good look at these sites.

Do u think I will be able to get accomodation close to my work place.


I can not guide you , sorry ! I háve only worked at Carrefour :roll:
by HP
Feb 07, 2007
 
Forum: Jobs in Dubai
Topic: Request 4 Advice on Job Offer
Replies: 7
Views: 3159

If i love someone , i wouldnt give her any gift. I will make the argument of 1000 lines in order to save 100 AED. :P
by HP
Feb 07, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: The best Valentine's day gift
Replies: 32
Views: 8317

wait wait

I am not gonna divorce her . I bought her rights by paying 2 billion US$ until 2010 .
by HP
Feb 08, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: My Proposal to Bushra;)
Replies: 53
Views: 6174

Oh what we call in Englesh

"Australia also has her day" OR
"Every Australian Has their Day "


I am sure England gonna rock tomorrow :P
by HP
Feb 08, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Australia Day - what will you be doing?
Replies: 48
Views: 5619

I bet England gonna kick "Asses" .....sorry how do u spell :lol: Aussies or Assess :P
by HP
Feb 08, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Australia Day - what will you be doing?
Replies: 48
Views: 5619

Asses vs England (live cricket match)

God Saves the British Queen:

England is winning :lol:
by HP
Feb 09, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Asses vs England (live cricket match)
Replies: 32
Views: 3334

Where is "Ian" and rest of kangroosss....................
:lol:
by HP
Feb 09, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Asses vs England (live cricket match)
Replies: 32
Views: 3334

sheesh

32 runs ....................30 balls

damn i cant work now :lol:
by HP
Feb 09, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Asses vs England (live cricket match)
Replies: 32
Views: 3334
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