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Concord wrote:I thought I was sounding (by my writing) at least older than 13 but I bet I could not pull it off... So long as the women don't find out!

You have a long way to go before you reach the depths of HP's posts.

Who's a naughty boy then?

I had a clandestine rendezvous with fayz and his pal in industrial espionage in a public supermarket (he was posing as a shopper). . You never know who is watching, when millions of ZD's are at stake all caution must be taken. I will be meeting EJ's assistant directly under the sun in 20 mins. :lol...

I realise that now I can see your avatar although you're still a kid to me!! There aren't any recommended shots really. The only way you'll catch something is if you hang around the York Hotel too much!!

I've seen a two places-that are poles apart in distance-one is on the Jumeirah turn off on SZR next to Shangrila it is an English chippery or something (I'm driving so I don't really check it out) and the other which apparently has won some awards I think is on the Diera Al Ras turn off heading towa...

terranova wrote:so i got the cut... good haircut, but the person cutting it was a raging philipino fun. i thought i was stuck in one of those bad hollywood "romantic comedy" movies which always have a fun sidekick

Seven addresses and seven wives??

This is a common problem in most clubs on this planet.... Discrimination happens everywhere. I have been refused entry at home- once I'd say purely based on age, being tooooooo old, and secondly because we were with a guy that had a bikey look about him-didn't matter that he was one in a group and ...

A pathetic result.

See, if you were driving yer tracteeeerrrrr this would NEVER have happened!!

The restaurant is not responsible for its employees behaviour. The amount awarded is a slap in the face to the victim who will suffer emotionally and the amount won't cover even therapy. Three years jail is also shocking-hopefully when he is deported he will get his just desserts in his home country...

So say the zealots who post nothing but thought provoking material that inspire future Nobel Prize winners.

You are a darling!

Don’t encourage her, it’s totally disrespectful! Well it should be tolerated in the hotels, this is 2006 and the tourists will go else where for holidays There are allot better places then third world Dubai to visit with its back ward ways :roll: If you want to go topless or do the g-string thing t...

the_zooter wrote:

Liban wrote:Congrats buddy... You now officialy have no life

Speaking of no life - looks like you are probably going to be the first to join the 4,000 club today sometime!!

It always makes me wonder what Liban's bosses think he is actually doing!!

no dude i didnt. i really was impressed by everyone's ability to make such a guess with the info provided. i'm in recruitment and i've found that there's a very wide range of salaries here for the same job - it almost seems like employers make up salaries, no real consistency! dont know why - i gue...

Try www.gulfnews.com classifieds for todays market prices.

Health Insurance-most companies provide coverage with quite often dental being not included-try Goodhealth for info or BUPA.

Try www.yellowpages.ae enter taxis and you'll get a listing of all taxi companies-contact them directly.

Er no! Remember where you are! It makes me wonder what would be the response if the woman was shaped like a pear-flat chested and had an @rse like a bean bag with all the cellulite-me thinks the response would be "cover up you're hurting my eyes". That's what happens ever time I see a guy...

Look out for the gardeners riding their bikes in Mirdif...towing a lawnmower behind them! I am a cyclist and I can tell you, its better to see the bastards coming at you than risk them taking you out from behind...there seems to be a total blind spot from people here. I ride on the pavement! :lol: ...

Oh, can I also note that all these cyclists are men!! Perhaps that just explains everything!!

Oh, can I also note that all these cyclists are men!! :lol: :lol: Perhaps that just explains everything!! :lol: We cannot ride on the pavement most of the time...as the women car drivers have abandoned their Jumeirah Jeeps all over them! You will see me hurtling down the SZR, holding onto the back ...

Er no! Remember where you are! What does that mean? . . We have been having bauchery and booze parties on the beaches all around the UAE for over 20 years now; you have been very slow on this, its 2006 in the real world :) P.s only beautiful people are allowed to join these parties .......sorry Deb...

XRW-147 wrote:"Dubai Forum Zealot"?

More like "No Life Club"

So cheeky!!

MaaaD wrote:I am not sure if we should congratulate someone or console him .. but either way ... you go girl !!

Should we call him Fayzina??
Congrats Fayz!!

Dubai Knight wrote:We need to compare Libans a$$ with Gab's small horse...

Of course, there is always Choc's tiger...



Knight

OMG!! What is all this donkey business anyway? Sounds very odd

Ah, now I understand the donkey references-completely innocent, what was I thinking.

Dubai Knight wrote:Its a toss up between Libans donkey...and Gab's small horse?



Knight

Now, I must tell you my dog's breeder wanted us to call him "Nads"-so he is no small horse!

Apparently so, Filipino according to our pump attendent.

Same reason we didn't call him Nad's....our kids calling out "Go Nads" across a sports field would have been difficult to explain at their all girl's school. Great name though-much better than an ex-boyfriend's basketball team called the sixty-niners. I bet your cheer squad was large and v...

Apparently so, Filipino according to our pump attendent. He obviously knew they had an offer on PSD's inside and took the fastest route to get to them! :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight Yes, women.......and Fayz, will do anything do get their hands on those PSD's. My husband told the attendent they probably...