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How would you know what British people find detestable?

zonker wrote:Nobody else seems to be laughing though

Really?

Well it seems that we have two gangs here, one with a sense of humour and one with a sense of humour failure. I know which one I'd rather belong to!!

--- Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:28 am ---

Yeah, great post Zonker!

Who ate all the pies?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4umzyXfWNdg

Where's the luvre this morning Shafique?

Have you run out of French jokes already Shafique?

Golly!

Golly!

It's most disappointing to discover you'd been pm'ing Gertrude. I thought I was the special girl in your life. Does Kanelli know about this?

shafique wrote:I learnt something there

You mean you don't know everything?

shafique wrote:Do try to keep up old girl, there's a dear!

I'm trying but you're too quick for me! Fancy pm'ing Gertrude! You're a sneaky one aren't you?

Who ever would have guessed?

I love Balotelli, he's a fantastic footballer and is totally misunderstood IMO. He was in trouble at the weekend as he was seen coming out of a club in the early hours of Friday morning. He played his heart out on Saturday and should have scored at least five times. He was awsome! http://www.mcfc.co...

shafique wrote:Now, granny

Tut tut Shafique! Showing your hatred towards grannies isn't very polite now is it?

And you pretending to be an English gentleman! LOL

Oh It seems to have hit a nerve that you have been discovered PM'ing what you thought, was a lady! You little tinker!

I hope you didn't make any indecent proposals

oooooops!

Wow, I hadn't realised what a wealth of talent we had on DF! A man with a big gun and a big blog, a lady co-author and a French Naval Captain.

I feel humbled.

I won't make any jokes about that being a weapon in your pocket Shafique, or are you just pleased to see BM?

shafique wrote:Helping grannies out is what we're taught in the scouts

I didn't realise the Scouts had a branch over in the Indian Ocean. Did you get a badge in collecting sea shells? That's well impressive!

--- Thu Mar 08, 2012 6:10 pm ---

shafique wrote:Ok dear?

Now you're even sounding like an Indian.

shafique wrote:You're really not that well read are you granny

I'm not into Scouts

--- Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:41 pm ---

shafique wrote:it's no longer ok to call the 'darkies' nigger any more you know... !

When was it ok?

"kanelli - I'm sure that your punctuation isn't as good as our gallant, gallic, action man herve. You are wrong to call him Inspector Clueless and didn't have his courage to pay out $20,000 to publish his outstanding, dare-devil narrative of man in burqa against the evil Dubai empire! You're j...

herve is the attention whore May be that's what you thought Gertrude was! You little minx! Tut tut tut. --- Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:52 pm --- think it is funny that he'd actually bring up the fact that he created multiple usernames to come into his threads to "support" him posting as himself. ...

I used to collect Gollywogs! You could send away for enamel ones from Robertsons Jams.

The good old days eh?

shafique wrote:no trousers too I suspect.

Go on! That's what you hoped for with Gertie

Minx!!

--- Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:10 pm ---

trying to make out with the ladies behind the scenes. You should come with a warning! LOL

May be you just dont do it for him K. Like a lot of Muslim men, he prefers blondes.

When have I lied?

Do I? Its very admirable the way you are sticking up for your friend by the way. Has he backed off in embarrassment?
It is quite funny tho' isn't? Fancy Shafique coming onto Gertrude behind the scenes! Oh the joy!

Just watch him tho' Kanelli. He sounds like a bit of a lounge lizard to me! You cant be too careful these days.

'Ten Little Niggers' etc. Wing Commender Guy Gibson had a dog called Nigger! My Police Officer cousin says he's not allowed to ask for a black coffee at work, he has to ask for a coffee without milk and he's not allowed to join the white Police Officers Association because they aren't allowed one. ...

shafique wrote:My bad

How very Indian! That's definately not an English expression

kanelli wrote:I consider the above to be an example of anti-Muslim hate posts that have in the past not led to any reasonable exchange of views. I therefore consider this trolling and will not respond unless a valid point of discussion is raised.

That's plagiarism! That's not good coming from a co-author!

People, I think we need to go easy on Shafique. There can be nothing worse for a man to discover he has been coming onto another man. Unless he's gay of course. He is obviously having mixed feelings of revulsion and embarrassment and this can explain his desperate posts. Poor Shafique. Life will nev...

stupid and a nutter than someone who intentinally treated you well while you were fooling around I think it was Shaf that wanted to fool around Berrin. He got caught out and now he has to face the music. It's only a bit of fun but I'm sure Shaf feels terribly embarrassed. Let it be a lesson to him,...

Sorry BM I am not bound to beleive in what you say for whatever reason, having witnessed your awful comments and treatment of one another.. I will be on Shaf's side until you prove him of his guilt.. Oh I'm not the only one who dishes out awful comments to others Berrin. Shafique is as guilty as ev...