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What's the purpose of a golf ball shaker?
by ^ian^
Nov 02, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Golf Ball Shaker
Replies: 11
Views: 1884

Concord wrote:1. Chicken Male
2. Chicken Female
3. Cow Male
4. Cow Female
5. Pig Female
6. Pig Male
7. Salt
8. Tomato with seeds
9. Rice grains
10. Corn grains


Way to go Noah, you need a boat as well. ;-)
by ^ian^
Nov 02, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: you can only eat 10 foods for the rest of your life
Replies: 16
Views: 2235

Smelly_Melly wrote:isnt there such a thing as busses there?


You would definitely be Smelly Melly if you took one. The local bus system is a little bit shocking and not used by expats extensively.
by ^ian^
Nov 02, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Share Accomodation
Replies: 19
Views: 3937

I don't like it either, I want my money back.
by ^ian^
Nov 02, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Black list
Topic: DF Ladies Room
Replies: 10
Views: 3224

South Africa 3/123. Slow start, but now they're opening up.
by ^ian^
Nov 02, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Cricket: SA v Windies
Replies: 10
Views: 1360

zam wrote:your married :shaking:


I think he was kidding. :roll:
by ^ian^
Nov 02, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: MISS Dubai Forums Grand Final - place your vote
Replies: 47
Views: 13133

Dr D, why is physics so dull? i mean it has ROYGBIV, and it helps when playing pool, but shouldn't it be more interesting for the layman? Dear Ms. Scarlet, Physics is exciting. There are so many fun things about physics it just gives me goosebumps thinking about them. Everything from quantum physic...
by ^ian^
Nov 02, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Ask a question!
Replies: 647
Views: 66092

Here is a page dedicated to the fun of physics

http://physics.usask.ca/~pywell/HighSch ... IsFun.html
by ^ian^
Nov 02, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Ask a question!
Replies: 647
Views: 66092

Jeevan wrote:Dr. D which is the costliest scotch of all?


The Macallan Fine and Rare Collection, 1926, 60 Years Old

Price: $38,000
by ^ian^
Nov 02, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Ask a question!
Replies: 647
Views: 66092

Jeevan wrote:Next question - Do you have it? or someone on the forum :)?

so can go and taste it :lol:


Sadly I do not have it.

Arniegang is a zillionaire thanks to the tax free cash he has made from Dubai. He should have at least 3 bottles.
by ^ian^
Nov 02, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Ask a question!
Replies: 647
Views: 66092

:roll:

Can't you take a joke?
by ^ian^
Nov 02, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Most Men can not joke
Replies: 27
Views: 2930

St.Lucifer wrote:Whats Gravity?


Well, whilst it has never been totally 100% adequately explained, gravity is the attraction of one mass to another.
by ^ian^
Nov 02, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Ask a question!
Replies: 647
Views: 66092

Legendkiller wrote:y can't a piece of paper be folded into half.... more than 7 times? :twisted:


Hate to tell you this, but it can. You just need quite a large piece of paper.

A girl in the USA did it for some credit points or something, I read about it a month ago.
by ^ian^
Nov 02, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Ask a question!
Replies: 647
Views: 66092

0/47 but the Windies are just caning the bowling attack.

Current run rate 7.42
by ^ian^
Nov 02, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Cricket: SA v Windies
Replies: 10
Views: 1360

I don't like either, but our office 'boys' official job title is 'office boy'.

I call him by his first name though, which is Office.
by ^ian^
Nov 03, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: The word "boy"
Replies: 22
Views: 2192

No, the census results were never made public. However they were used to discover who was sharing in villas an apartments. The Municipality then swooped and evicted many singles and batchelors out of shared accommodation in places like Jumeirah and Umm Suqiem as they are for 'Families' only. The re...
by ^ian^
Nov 03, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: female-to-male ratio in Dubai re western expats?
Replies: 63
Views: 16461

sara_uk wrote:
IMJ wrote:why do ppl do totally opposite when you tell or ask them to stop this or that action?


only childern and men do that :lol:


Yes, you can't tell a woman anything :twisted:
by ^ian^
Nov 03, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Ask a question!
Replies: 647
Views: 66092

Re: At long last, one for the GB peeps to shout about

Australia 12 - Great Britian 23 Rugby League Tri-Nations At long last, one for us Britons to shout about. We finally got one over the Aussies. :lol: :lol: Oh my god! If you think winning a game of Rugby League is something to crow about, I fear for the upcoming Chinese Checkers clash between Guybru...
by ^ian^
Nov 04, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: At long last, one for the GB peeps to shout about
Replies: 13
Views: 1616

My first reaction was to say Scarlet :oops: :oops:

But then I thought, George Bush. I think the world would love me to make him disappear. (So long as I could come back!)
by ^ian^
Nov 04, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Who would you take?
Replies: 38
Views: 4379

I'm afraid of getting into Dubai Transport vehicles on a very hot and stinky day.

I'm afraid of the idiots on SZR.

I'm afraid I'll wake up and a succubus will have cut my willy off. Fortunately, chances of that happening are slim, but the other two I am worried about.
by ^ian^
Nov 04, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: what are u afraid of?
Replies: 106
Views: 11850

Re: JBR - Thinking of purchasing apartment

Hi just returned from hols in Dubai and loved it so much we are now thinking of purchasing apartment in JBR. What do you think of prices in current market now they are near completion A lot higher than they were when they were released off plan. Still some bargains around to be had though. - is it ...
by ^ian^
Nov 04, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: JBR - Thinking of purchasing apartment
Replies: 7
Views: 1754

sage & onion wrote:
the_zooter wrote:got me fooled!!
Damned brain!!


Real strange got me too :lol:


Truthfully I got 6, but Dr. D forewarned me about things like this.
by ^ian^
Nov 04, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
Replies: 25
Views: 2338

Now Wales drawing with the Wallabies on their summer tour, that is interesting news.

Rugby Union = mans game.
Rugby League = pathetic joke.

:D :D :D :D
by ^ian^
Nov 04, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: At long last, one for the GB peeps to shout about
Replies: 13
Views: 1616

do you think that the beach club situation with JBR is an added incentive for rental in the future Being located so close to the beach and waterfront is definitely an added incentive, and waterfront property around the world attracts a premium, so I am sure rents will be at a slight premium. and do...
by ^ian^
Nov 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: JBR - Thinking of purchasing apartment
Replies: 7
Views: 1754

Any mute girl who works behind a bar... Then I would have someone to talk to, who doesn't talk back, and can pour my Guinness properly! :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight But after all that Guinness you'd end up having an argument with yourself, and without someone else around to solve it, you'd have to take...
by ^ian^
Nov 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Who would you take?
Replies: 38
Views: 4379

I can be found in any of the non pretentious, sophisticated, genuine places in town. You will not find me in the corner either, as any of the DF members who know me will confirm! It's fair to say that on the town, DK attracts plenty of attention from the fairer sex. Yes, they're all bar maids and y...
by ^ian^
Nov 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: female-to-male ratio in Dubai re western expats?
Replies: 63
Views: 16461

Dr. D, why do we fall in love, is it chemistry as some people say, or is it destiny !??! or maybe something else ?!? Many have pondered this question for time eternal (or at least the last 10,000 years of humanity not eating bananas and nuts all the time) and many have come to different conclusions...
by ^ian^
Nov 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Ask a question!
Replies: 647
Views: 66092

But then they moan and complain about all men here being bastards...and the genuine guys get tarred with the same brush. Yes that is true to a large extent, but the male species as a whole has created this situation throughout the years. That and I blame Hollywood. Every woman is looking for the ki...
by ^ian^
Nov 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: female-to-male ratio in Dubai re western expats?
Replies: 63
Views: 16461

I think its a program required for legitimate procreation. :?: I cannot subscribe to this. The way love makes you do stupid things sometimes can lead to anything but procreation. Procreation in a true sense is easy, it doesn't require lifelong commitment. In fact, it doesn't require commitment last...
by ^ian^
Nov 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Ask a question!
Replies: 647
Views: 66092

Bold letters above are very true, I agree with you. And genuine lady will not be impressed with what guys put openly on the table. :wink: So DK no need for you to compete with the guys you mentioned above. Do you think its worth it? :wink: :lol: Character is more important. Sure, but nobody instant...
by ^ian^
Nov 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: female-to-male ratio in Dubai re western expats?
Replies: 63
Views: 16461
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