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What's the purpose of a golf ball shaker?

Concord wrote:1. Chicken Male
2. Chicken Female
3. Cow Male
4. Cow Female
5. Pig Female
6. Pig Male
7. Salt
8. Tomato with seeds
9. Rice grains
10. Corn grains

Way to go Noah, you need a boat as well.

Smelly_Melly wrote:isnt there such a thing as busses there?

You would definitely be Smelly Melly if you took one. The local bus system is a little bit shocking and not used by expats extensively.

I don't like it either, I want my money back.

South Africa 3/123. Slow start, but now they're opening up.

zam wrote:your married

I think he was kidding.

Dr D, why is physics so dull? i mean it has ROYGBIV, and it helps when playing pool, but shouldn't it be more interesting for the layman? Dear Ms. Scarlet, Physics is exciting. There are so many fun things about physics it just gives me goosebumps thinking about them. Everything from quantum physic...

Here is a page dedicated to the fun of physics

http://physics.usask.ca/~pywell/HighSch ... IsFun.html

Jeevan wrote:Dr. D which is the costliest scotch of all?

The Macallan Fine and Rare Collection, 1926, 60 Years Old

Price: $38,000

Jeevan wrote:Next question - Do you have it? or someone on the forum ?

so can go and taste it

Sadly I do not have it.

Arniegang is a zillionaire thanks to the tax free cash he has made from Dubai. He should have at least 3 bottles.

Can't you take a joke?

St.Lucifer wrote:Whats Gravity?

Well, whilst it has never been totally 100% adequately explained, gravity is the attraction of one mass to another.

Legendkiller wrote:y can't a piece of paper be folded into half.... more than 7 times?

Hate to tell you this, but it can. You just need quite a large piece of paper.

A girl in the USA did it for some credit points or something, I read about it a month ago.

0/47 but the Windies are just caning the bowling attack.

Current run rate 7.42

I don't like either, but our office 'boys' official job title is 'office boy'.

I call him by his first name though, which is Office.

No, the census results were never made public. However they were used to discover who was sharing in villas an apartments. The Municipality then swooped and evicted many singles and batchelors out of shared accommodation in places like Jumeirah and Umm Suqiem as they are for 'Families' only. The re...

sara_uk wrote:

IMJ wrote:why do ppl do totally opposite when you tell or ask them to stop this or that action?

only childern and men do that

Yes, you can't tell a woman anything

Australia 12 - Great Britian 23 Rugby League Tri-Nations At long last, one for us Britons to shout about. We finally got one over the Aussies. :lol: :lol: Oh my god! If you think winning a game of Rugby League is something to crow about, I fear for the upcoming Chinese Checkers clash between Guybru...

My first reaction was to say Scarlet

But then I thought, George Bush. I think the world would love me to make him disappear. (So long as I could come back!)

I'm afraid of getting into Dubai Transport vehicles on a very hot and stinky day.

I'm afraid of the idiots on SZR.

I'm afraid I'll wake up and a succubus will have cut my willy off. Fortunately, chances of that happening are slim, but the other two I am worried about.

Hi just returned from hols in Dubai and loved it so much we are now thinking of purchasing apartment in JBR. What do you think of prices in current market now they are near completion A lot higher than they were when they were released off plan. Still some bargains around to be had though. - is it ...

sage & onion wrote:

the_zooter wrote:got me fooled!!
Damned brain!!

Real strange got me too

Truthfully I got 6, but Dr. D forewarned me about things like this.

Now Wales drawing with the Wallabies on their summer tour, that is interesting news.

Rugby Union = mans game.
Rugby League = pathetic joke.

do you think that the beach club situation with JBR is an added incentive for rental in the future Being located so close to the beach and waterfront is definitely an added incentive, and waterfront property around the world attracts a premium, so I am sure rents will be at a slight premium. and do...

Any mute girl who works behind a bar... Then I would have someone to talk to, who doesn't talk back, and can pour my Guinness properly! :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight But after all that Guinness you'd end up having an argument with yourself, and without someone else around to solve it, you'd have to take...

I can be found in any of the non pretentious, sophisticated, genuine places in town. You will not find me in the corner either, as any of the DF members who know me will confirm! It's fair to say that on the town, DK attracts plenty of attention from the fairer sex. Yes, they're all bar maids and y...

Dr. D, why do we fall in love, is it chemistry as some people say, or is it destiny !??! or maybe something else ?!? Many have pondered this question for time eternal (or at least the last 10,000 years of humanity not eating bananas and nuts all the time) and many have come to different conclusions...

But then they moan and complain about all men here being bastards...and the genuine guys get tarred with the same brush. Yes that is true to a large extent, but the male species as a whole has created this situation throughout the years. That and I blame Hollywood. Every woman is looking for the ki...

I think its a program required for legitimate procreation. :?: I cannot subscribe to this. The way love makes you do stupid things sometimes can lead to anything but procreation. Procreation in a true sense is easy, it doesn't require lifelong commitment. In fact, it doesn't require commitment last...

Bold letters above are very true, I agree with you. And genuine lady will not be impressed with what guys put openly on the table. :wink: So DK no need for you to compete with the guys you mentioned above. Do you think its worth it? :wink: :lol: Character is more important. Sure, but nobody instant...