http://fenris.furtopia.org/pamelageller.html
Here's my first attempt - I'm sure you can do better:
JEWICIDAL CAIR-promoting clowns are at it again! This week they have been exposed plotting to take over America's meatpacking industry, with secret messages embedded in their architecture. JEWICIDAL CAIR-promoting clowns may try to tell you otherwise with evidence and sources and all that jazz, but I say they're all a drones for GEORGE SOROS! That's why we need more people like the English Defence League, who are prone to riots at the drop of a football, as they crudely Photoshop swastikas over anyone who criticizes my blog. JEWICIDAL CAIR-promoting clowns will get the clown makeup, though!
