Common consensus, Let's send Russia to the Moon
This comment was hilarious" I think Britain should be moved somwhere closer to Pakistan to better represent culture and demography."
I loved this one,
"Finland's new location should be, preferably, somewhere near the Bahamas, because the Finns have also put up with being next to Russia over 500 years, as have the Poles, and it would be only fair that the Swedes should take their turn in being neutral and doing the kow-towing to the Russians- unless Russia will be sent to the moon(an excellent idea) or next to North Korea.All the same, the Finns would enjoy a new location in warmer climate than now.
p.s. Please, move the 10,000 lakes we have to our new location for the fresh water supply and fishing."
Cheeky as hell this one "Which American staffer got to write this hilarious piece?"
"The only change that should be made to your new map of Europe, requires England be set in the middle of the Atlantic as a reward for its unitigated provicialism and its continuing failure to embrace European opportunities."