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Stupid questions...... Feb 19, 2007
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?

Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?

What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice? --Steven Wright

What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass?

Do fish get thirsty?

What if someone died in the living room?

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

When we say our mind wanders - where does it go?

How can there be self-help "groups"?

Who killed the Dead Sea?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?

Later more :wink:

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Tropic23 wrote:Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?

Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?

What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice? --Steven Wright

What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass?

Do fish get thirsty?

What if someone died in the living room?

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

When we say our mind wanders - where does it go?

How can there be self-help "groups"?

Who killed the Dead Sea?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?

Later more :wink:


Sorry. It's 3:30 in the morning and I was bored!! Compare the questions with my stupid answers

Asians throw flowers

Well obviously if something stinks then its definitely before the any speed. hehe

Ofcourse there isnt if there were virgins in the island then the name wouldnt be Virgin Island. and it would end up being called Non Virgin Island.

Sheep counts how many sweaters they can make for us humans with their wool.

U just call it room cuz theres no bed.

U call it malebug. Sounds like a super hero dont it.

I dont know God so I dont wanna answer that. I just have faith in him and worship him.

Then ur totally dead. Like u have a full glass drink u drink it half and half is left so u drink that also and theres nothing so speaking like this u died half and again which equals to one massive death.

Ofcourse u will pass just run to the end.

Obviously fish do get thirsty cuz u know they have gills and through the gills they take those air bubbles so when u breath with ur mouth open u do get thirsty

Then call it a dieing room.

Well then say go underneath hell or beat the crap into him with his own skeleton.

No they do it down under as the world is round.

Men 8 holes and Women also 8 holes (Dont ask me to classify that)

It says crackers

Cats do the testing for dog food I bet!!

When mind is wandering its when all ur senses temporarily come to a stop and ur brain bounces in ur head

U go to the group and help urself do whatever everybody in the group is doing with each other

I didnt kill it, the guy next door did that to the Sea. Dont ask me how but he just did it.

That would be Farmer White John from Texas USA

U dont know that. Thats so easy. It was the chicken who saw it and said damn thats gonna be tasty!!
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Feb 19, 2007
LOL!!! :lol:
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:lol: :lol:
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Re: Stupid questions...... Feb 19, 2007
Tropic23 wrote:Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?



"I told you all these goras would be a problem at the wedding. Look! they are throwing the food. How would they like it if we went to their wedding and started throwing mashed potatoes?" - (I've forgotten the name of the comedian that said this... Bleakus, help me out bro)
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Feb 19, 2007
^^Russell Peters - somebody gonna get a hurt real bad :lol:
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Feb 19, 2007
Thats the one
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Re: Stupid questions...... Feb 19, 2007
bear wrote:
Tropic23 wrote:Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?



"I told you all these goras would be a problem at the wedding. Look! they are throwing the food. How would they like it if we went to their wedding and started throwing mashed potatoes?" - (I've forgotten the name of the comedian that said this... Bleakus, help me out bro)


you forgot the name of Russel peter! YOU GO TO JAIL BAD BOY!
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