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Jun 10, 2009
Now in Wales the weather is cooler ,
A northerly breeze is the ruler !!
But the sun ,it doth shine,
So the weather is fine,
Nice and fresh, not a humid sweat pooler !!

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Jun 10, 2009
If you ever think to visit Qatar ,
From Dubai, it's not very far !!
Visit-qatar.com
Will go down a bomb,
And it won't take you long in your car!!
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Jun 17, 2009
How are things going in Dubai ?
Are things picking up ? Do they buy?
Are prices still flat ?
As flat as a mat ?
Why not market ? At least have a try !!
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Jun 17, 2009
I've set up gold-jewellery dot net,
I hope that it pays off....you bet !!
It's on my visit-dubai,
I can only but try !!
It depends on the sales that I get !!

It is an affiliate site,
It may not succeed.....then it MIGHT!!
Have a look at the link,
It's working...I think!!
Not sure if we've got it quite right !!!!
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Jun 19, 2009
Politicians expenses are "back",
But they've published many in black ,
Hey diddle-diddle!!
They're hiding a fiddle,
The answer is GIVE THEM THE SACK !!!
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Jul 07, 2009
Raining cats and dogs in Shanghai;
Unlike dusty and dry Dubai;
Silent the mid night;
Night light misty white;
Four hours, the lost time yet to find.
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Jul 14, 2009
WJ,
The last line does not rhyme. So how about?

Raining cats and dogs in Shanghai,
Unlike dusty , bone-dry Dubai ,
Silent the mid night,
Night light misty white,
Four fours .........doesn't time fly ?!!
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Jul 20, 2009
Why not build your own site on the net ?
Then you'll find that some money you'll get ,
If you add Google Ads,
Of interest to lads,
Who may click ,even though you've not met !!
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Jul 28, 2009
" Limericks " slips down to the base ,
So I'll write one to re-enter the race !!
Bu*ger off Gordon Brown,
and pass us that crown,
Cos we can really stay with the pace !!
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Jul 28, 2009
Red Kite is our poet of choice,
he charms us with his Celtic voice.
His websites will mound,
and his profits abound.
One day he will drive a Rolls Royce!
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Jul 28, 2009
You all need to "Visit Dubai",
Tell the world !! That is the cry !!
Then click on my ads,
To learn latest fads,
Millionaire ? The pigs have to fly!!!
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Jul 28, 2009
Tell the world just to all stay at home!
To Dubai they do not have to roam!
Tell them keep all their money
or find somewhere else sunny,
tell them atlases they need to comb. :P
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Aug 14, 2009
As Speedie sits on his hump,
Under his bum there's a lump ,
Is he sitting pretty,
Or is he pretty shitty ?
Is that lump a hump or a dump ??
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Aug 19, 2009
This poet is talking of shite,
as he drools over Dubai all night.
"Don't care if it's sunny
JUST LOOK AT THE MONEY!"
Redkite's ideals are just not right.
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Aug 19, 2009
Speedhump wrote:This poet is talking of shite,
as he drools over Dubai all night.
"Don't care if it's sunny
JUST LOOK AT THE MONEY!"
Redkite's ideals are just not right.


Welcome back!!
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Aug 19, 2009
I could say that it's good to be back,
and in rhyme, as I have quite a knack.
My time is too short
to engage in such sport
but chatting on DF's like crack!
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Aug 19, 2009
You should say it's good to be back
Gives you a chance to take another whack
To give in to rhyme,
Can be a waste of time
But it helps to fill in where those who lack.
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Aug 29, 2009
Have you ever been driving fast?
I truly don't think you would last
I Hope you have money
You won't think I'm funny
A turbo kit's never too vast
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Aug 29, 2009
New talent arrives on the scene!
As a poetess Brianna's keen.
But will RedKite come count
Her syllable amount?
His criticism can be just mean! :D
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Aug 29, 2009
Some women, they like to drive fast,
To men they just will not be last.
So foot to the floor
and feel thrills to your core,
here's to women, they're simply a blast!
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Re: LIMERICKS Apr 30, 2010
At last I have found the old thread,
You lot had put it to bed,
Where is my post,
That's upset the host?
Show me ! I'm here to be led !!!

-- Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:48 pm --

Where is that unsavoury rhyme,
That you have all mentioned one time?
The words have long gone!
Flushed down the John !
Where's the proof I committed a crime ????
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Re: LIMERICKS May 01, 2010
Hellooooooooooooooooo
sage & onion
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Re: LIMERICKS May 01, 2010
This thread which was a blast,
is now no more a thing of past,
cos RK's back,
and he's all stacked,
with rhymes till forever last.
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Re: LIMERICKS May 01, 2010
Once upon a time not that long ago,
We had RedKite marking the flow,
He suddenly left,
Malfeasance and theft,
Time for RK to put up new show!
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Re: LIMERICKS May 02, 2010
RedKite is back and still in denial
As usual claiming he's not senile
Thinks he was missed
While he was getting pissed
Trying to fix his dysfunctional penile.
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Re: LIMERICKS May 02, 2010
Bora Bora wrote:RedKite is back and still in denial
As usual claiming he's not senile
Thinks he was missed
While he was getting pissed
Trying to fix his dysfunctional penile.



LMAO! in his face!
that limerick put him in his place
RK, frustrated in the head
his face then turns red
now watch him try to save face
G to tha T
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Re: LIMERICKS May 02, 2010
Pretty good limericks guys!

At least there is one good thing about RK!

He’s bringing out a lot of other hidden talent in this forum.


:) :)
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Re: LIMERICKS May 02, 2010
Tom Jones wrote:Pretty good limericks guys!

At least there is one good thing about RK!

He’s bringing out a lot of other hidden talent in this forum.


:) :)


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme...

But this one doesn't!

:roll: :roll: :roll:

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Re: LIMERICKS May 03, 2010
The double B's on fire,
alas DK was simply dire,
paging Red Kite,
let's begin the fight,
Or would you prefer the mire??
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Re: LIMERICKS May 03, 2010
Those double B's are considered four-legged stinkies,
Double D's represent the desert-loving pinkies,
RB a true gay,
What else here is grey?
Dubai attracts the real kinkies...
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