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Jan 24, 2008
How many times have you seen an ugly older guy with a gorgeous younger woman?

Nothing to do with energy...all to do with the size of his wallet!

Examples:

1. Donald Trump
2. Bernie Ecclestone
3. Rod Stewart
4. Me (nothing to do with the wallet!)

8) 8) 8)

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Jan 24, 2008
How many times have you seen an ugly older guy with a gorgeous younger woman?

Nothing to do with energy...all to do with the size of his wallet!

Examples:

1. Donald Trump
2. Bernie Ecclestone
3. Rod Stewart
4. Me (nothing to do with the wallet!)


OK, I Will Try To Learn This From Specialist (Intim Science) And Add Other People Ideas And After Exploring It, I Will Open It To The Public. 8)
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Jan 24, 2008
Dubai Knight wrote:How many times have you seen an ugly older guy with a gorgeous younger woman?

Nothing to do with energy...all to do with the size of his wallet!

Examples:

1. Donald Trump
2. Bernie Ecclestone
3. Rod Stewart
4. Me (nothing to do with the wallet!)

8) 8) 8)

Knight


I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? :D
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Jan 28, 2008
Dr.D Have you worked on Cognos? Have you heard of any good training centres in Dubai? Do you have the knowledge to give a short course on it?
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St.Lucifer wrote:Dr.D Have you worked on Cognos? Have you heard of any good training centres in Dubai? Do you have the knowledge to give a short course on it?


I am a fully trained Cognos, SAP and SPSS Clementine dataminer.

No idea who would be the best support for this in Dubai though.

Sorry Dr. D for answering your question.
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St.Lucifer wrote:Dr.D Have you worked on Cognos? Have you heard of any good training centres in Dubai? Do you have the knowledge to give a short course on it?


I am a fully trained Cognos, SAP and SPSS Clementine dataminer.

No idea who would be the best support for this in Dubai though.

Sorry Dr. D for answering your question.


Can I get a crash course 'for idiots' fom u ?
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St.Lucifer wrote:Dr.D Have you worked on Cognos? Have you heard of any good training centres in Dubai? Do you have the knowledge to give a short course on it?


I am a fully trained Cognos, SAP and SPSS Clementine dataminer.

No idea who would be the best support for this in Dubai though.

Sorry Dr. D for answering your question.


Can I get a crash course 'for idiots' fom u ?


I don't know... are you an idiot?
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^ian^ wrote:
St.Lucifer wrote:Dr.D Have you worked on Cognos? Have you heard of any good training centres in Dubai? Do you have the knowledge to give a short course on it?


I am a fully trained Cognos, SAP and SPSS Clementine dataminer.

No idea who would be the best support for this in Dubai though.

Sorry Dr. D for answering your question.


Can I get a crash course 'for idiots' fom u ?


I don't know... are you an idiot?


In terms of BI tools and Cognos thats a yes. Sadly. But gonna get geared up soon..
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^ian^ wrote:
St.Lucifer wrote:
^ian^ wrote:
St.Lucifer wrote:Dr.D Have you worked on Cognos? Have you heard of any good training centres in Dubai? Do you have the knowledge to give a short course on it?


I am a fully trained Cognos, SAP and SPSS Clementine dataminer.

No idea who would be the best support for this in Dubai though.

Sorry Dr. D for answering your question.


Can I get a crash course 'for idiots' fom u ?


I don't know... are you an idiot?


In terms of BI tools and Cognos thats a yes. Sadly. But gonna get geared up soon..


my advice would be to download some books like beginning cognos etc. and get familiar with the interface and report building tools. I take it you won't be getting into predictive modelling just yet so you can gloss over that and focus on it's data aggregating, reporting and charting abilities.

It's hard to train someone without a workbench, and I don't have one handy.
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Dubai Knight wrote:How many times have you seen an ugly older guy with a gorgeous younger woman?

Nothing to do with energy...all to do with the size of his wallet!

Examples:

1. Donald Trump
2. Bernie Ecclestone
3. Rod Stewart
4. Me (nothing to do with the wallet!)

8) 8) 8)

Knight


I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? :D


Yes. A millionaire is normally one because he is not kind and understanding.

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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Computer Mar 17, 2008
Hi Everybody.

I am going to visit dubai next week Inshaallah. I just want to ask, did anyone knows from where I can purchase computer part with the chipper price. Cause İ am going to buy not one hundreds of parts.

regards from BAKU (Land of Fire) 8)
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Mar 17, 2008
Bur Dubai, that place near Burjuman at the end of the street. Forgot the name but it's got plenty of shops. Some can sell in bulk i believe.
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Mar 17, 2008
Try the Al Ain Centre in Bur Dubai, off Mankhool Street.
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Mar 17, 2008
Dear Dr.D,

why is the f******Ikea stuff out of stock....EVERYTIME!!!!!

Are they too stupid to order, or is that scandinavian psycho terror?

Thank you.
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Mar 17, 2008
Tropic23 wrote:Dear Dr.D,

why is the f******Ikea stuff out of stock....EVERYTIME!!!!!

Are they too stupid to order, or is that scandinavian psycho terror?

Thank you.


Ikea here differs from Ikea elsewhere as Ikea here is wholly owned by Al Futtaim.
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Mar 18, 2008
Tropic23 wrote:Dear Dr.D,

why is the f******Ikea stuff out of stock....EVERYTIME!!!!!

Are they too stupid to order, or is that scandinavian psycho terror?

Thank you.


Welcome back.. :)
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