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London 31th August:

A public school teacher was arrested today at Gatwick Airport as he
attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a
protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Home Secretary John Reid said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the Met Police with carrying weapons of maths instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Reid said.

"They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on
tangents in a search of absolute values. They use secret code names like
'x` and `y` and refer to themselves as `unknowns, `but we have
determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval
with co-ordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles
used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle".

When asked to comment on the arrest, Prime Minister Tony Blair, speaking from his holiday resort before the planes stopped flying, said, "If God had wanted us to have better Weapons of Maths Instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

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Concord your using your company email for very important things i see

i was always against the Al-gebra movement....confusing b@st@rds...

Are you sure this was MI5 & not CIA?

MaaaD wrote:

Concord wrote:The information contained in this email is privileged and confidential
and intended for the addressee only. If you are not the intended
recipient, you are asked to respect that confidentiality and not
disclose, copy or make use of its contents. If received in error you are
asked to destroy this email and contact the sender immediately. Your
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Concord your using your company email for very important things i see

My e-mail disclaimer at work is about 2 pages long The forward came with it and thought it would be funny to include it to see if it would get any comments. It did


p.s. Once in a while I try not to be at work at 2:59 a.m. (as I need to go home and shower at least once and week).