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Stop taking the p*ss Robby!

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was
a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

Chocoholic wrote:

sage & onion wrote:USA will obviously need him in the opening game.

My forcast - Englad 2 - USA 0

Nah 1 all with a penalty shoot out.

Will not be a penalty shoot out in the early rounds

Chuck Norris will play for team USA but he will not got to S.A. He wil just roundhouse kick the ball fom his back yard and it will land at the back of the net !

RobbyG wrote:Chuck recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. It is known as Red Bull.

Now you're just taking the p*ss!



Knight

-- Wed May 26, 2010 12:10 am --

My tartan rug is covered in exploding chameleons...



Knight

Looks like it will be warm again today.

Kenny G is allowed to live because Chuck Norris doesn't kill women.

I see the Airport is reporting positive growth even with the Volcanic Ash Cloud.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.

Chuck Norris farts are the real reasons behind global warming.

When Chuck Norris breaks wind ... it stays broken!

blimey first bit of rain here for quite a few weeks

Thats because I arrive friday night!



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:Thats because I arrive friday night!



Knight

gimme a ring matey

arniegang wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:Thats because I arrive friday night!



Knight

gimme a ring matey

Yalla! Its in the diary!



Knight

Looks like DK and Arnie are going on a date

I like this new forum rule.

Which is the best place to holiday in the Caribbean?

The Chuck Indies.

Will there be crumpets still for tea?



Knight

No only martial arts classes

Oooo...I like painting!



Knight

What? Where did I put my cat? I like apples

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

"I dont like mondays! Tell me why? I dont like mondays"

I like Fridays though

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

i dont like thursdays too much either they are the tease of the weekday not quiet the weekend but nearly but anyhoo kangaroos are fun animals they hop

Looks like Bangladesh are in trouble, looking for some bad light!

I have a bad light in my spare room.

I shall spank it severely!



Knight