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i used to pray for getting married to a girl . I saw her couple of years back , she is Fat like cow

I always curse these arab people , i used to think they keep the God buzy , because they have always problems and God doesnt have enough time for me

when i was kid , i used to pray for the death of my teachers

what about ya guyz , wana share some of ur worst prayers?

this last month at previous job i often pictured an ax right in the middle of my supervisor's bald head

truth is, i dont want him dead, just kicked out

If you've read the forum for a while you know my prayers have not been answered

come on guys where is the love?

Concord wrote:If you've read the forum for a while you know my prayers have not been answered

The reason is that Sage & Onion is also praying , so the prayers of both cancel the effect of each other's prayers.

Why do u not pray , God gives a young girl friend. It ll make him buzy because he gonna write mails or sms to her all the day as teen age girls love sending sms afterevery minute:=)

HP wrote:

Concord wrote:If you've read the forum for a while you know my prayers have not been answered

The reason is that Sage & Onion is also praying , so the prayers of both cancel the effect of each other's prayers.

Why do u not pray , God gives a young girl friend. It ll make him buzy because he gonna write mails or sms to her all the day as teen age girls love sending sms afterevery minute:=)

That's how I now you are smart *off to pray*

If I become muslim and pray 5 times a day, will it help you think?

Concord wrote:
That's how I now you are smart *off to pray*

If I become muslim and pray 5 times a day, will it help you think?

If muslims had power in prayers G.W.Bush would have been died ages ago.

HP wrote:i used to pray for getting married to a girl . I saw her couple of years back , she is Fat like cow

I always curse these arab people , i used to think they keep the God buzy , because they have always problems and God doesnt have enough time for me

when i was kid , i used to pray for the death of my teachers

what about ya guyz , wana share some of ur worst prayers?

Fat like a cow u say? hmmmmm....cant remember which great philosopher used to say that a hundred times a day...hmmmm

*runs away*

HP wrote:

Concord wrote:If you've read the forum for a while you know my prayers have not been answered

The reason is that Sage & Onion is also praying , so the prayers of both cancel the effect of each other's prayers.

Why do u not pray , God gives a young girl friend. It ll make him buzy because he gonna write mails or sms to her all the day as teen age girls love sending sms afterevery minute:=)

Man...ur too good for Carefour...u really are...make a split...

the reason why do i not get married ::::

i always used pray oh my lord , give me a pious and decent girl.

I think God had accepted it and i never manage to find a wife but

from last 2 months i changed it as :

Come on God , give me girl , its okay if she iz not decent .

Now i am getting positive responses :

HP wrote:

Concord wrote:
That's how I now you are smart *off to pray*

If I become muslim and pray 5 times a day, will it help you think?

If muslims had power in prayers G.W.Bush would have been died ages ago.

I agree with you... hahaha!