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I too have changed, some for the better, some for the worse. The worst being I have lost all my hair! hahahahahahahahahaha Same here. I went to a high school reunion a couple years ago and no1 feking recognized me... :lol: :lol: Hahahahaha, a sign we are getting old squire, a sign we are getting ol...

175,

dude, get back in that kitchen and cook me something will ya. I am hungry1 hahahahahaha

Did you need to have a UAE DL? Can you not use your original DL for hiring? Most companies, when hiring only require a copy of your country of origin DL, passport and a credit card. That is of cos if your country of origin DL is acceptable here in UAE. Did you have to retake your DL or just swap over?

Yorky and luckylotti?

A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM, AND THEN SAYS HELLO. HE'S RATHER TAKEN ABACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM, SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?" TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS." NOW HE THINKS BAC...

I am not trying to be depraved, but I hope thats water on her eyes and lips!

Great pics. Love them.

fayz wrote:

yorky500 wrote:I am not trying to be depraved, but I hope thats water on her eyes and lips!
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HAHAHAHAHA so let me ask you yorky what has p<3n taught you??

Dunno, but there should be some thick rimmed glasses somewhere. hahahaha

sage & onion wrote:Probably the ones who rant and rave at each other the most

You think so? And if we did, do you think you would ever see us posting here again? NO, we would be 6 feet under. hahahahahaha

I could have told you all that. I worked on that Project for 2 years. Al Naboodah poured some 2.4million cubes of concrete into the T3/C2 and CP structure Adjacent the C2 building, will be the C3 building. This is half the length of C2 i.e. 500m. Will be linked to C2 via a APM (automated people Move...

I'd agree on that ! Yeah mate, i mean 'jag' is right about the hassles of buys...and than selling again...is a big issue here, you're gonna loose 25% depreciation flat! getting your car insured...gonna have to pay around 4000 to 6000 Dhs! what's more if you'll mortgage your car from bank, gonna hav...

I could have told you all that. I worked on that Project for 2 years. Al Naboodah poured some 2.4million cubes of concrete into the T3/C2 and CP structure Adjacent the C2 building, will be the C3 building. This is half the length of C2 i.e. 500m. Will be linked to C2 via a APM (automated people Mov...

Yes. Often.

Is he the next Prince Nazeem?

One of the greatest talents to come out of the UK, but wasted it as he thought he was above and beyond anybody else. What a tosser.

the_zooter wrote: or maybe I'm just going through a bad period??

Try changing your sanitary towel, or move up to tampons! hahahahaha

Get back to work. It will all be good in the long run. Stick with it.

Lets hope he does not get "too big for his boots" then and keeps his feet firmly planted on the ground.

Dubai Knight wrote:Try playing 'Avoid the nutters on the Sheikh Zayed Road 15 minutes before Iftar'

Great game!



Knight

DK,

That my friend is not exclusive to 15mins before Iftar, its 24/7.

If the theme has to be waterdrops, then I think we here in the UAE are going to be sadly lacking!

Yorky runs out to get the garden hose ready

A husband found himself in trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife angrily told him, "Tomorrow there better be something for me in the driveway that goes from zero to 160 in five seconds flat.” The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and f...

sage & onion wrote:

mema wrote:sage
do have any pics of the site..i used pass it everyday to work and the site is amazing & Scary

I will try to get some for you

I hope that the camera you will be using has been cleared and registered with DCA! hahahahahaha, if caught you will be shot.

Are you working there?

GIT-ER-DUN "Hello. Is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there." "Thank yo...

^^^^^^^^^^ loves tiger!

The g/f and I were eating in a restaurant yesterday afternoon (closed off area) when we noticed an Arab lady in full "ninja outift" (sorry, cannot remeber the name for it) eating and drinking! This suprised us both somewhat. I can understand if their are perhaps medical reasons for not abi...

^^^^^^^^^^ wants to change careers and is considering:

d3vilish_ang3l_88 wrote:lol...umm...if a girl gets her period..she cannot fast ...simple hehehe

true and also K's suggestion.

great to be a women during ramadan!

gets his flamesuit ready

To get rid of a headache (read as hangover), I noramlly eat!

I don't suffer from headaches, at all. hangovers = yes.

To get rid of a headache (read as hangover), I noramlly eat! I don't suffer from headaches, at all. hangovers = yes. :lol: What's the best thing for a hangover? Drink lots! well I would suggest eating, but if its late in the day, get back in the pub! hahahahaha (yoursuggestion actually.) :lol:

Another answer is:

get a Radar Detector!

Sometimes, the flash goes off but there is no more film/space for the image to upload.

This happened to me on the Al Ain road as well and i was *cough* within the speed limit *cough* but i never got a fine.

Mmmmmmmmmm, high mileage.

Work on perhaps 45-50% of what you would pay for it brand new.

Sezaam (sp) in MoE, Kimpinski Hotel.

yes. big black curtains blocking off view from the general public.