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Yeah, same thing happened when they named her sister, "Threesum"!!

Sorry - I've lowered the tone now!!

You are dead right Arnie - I once had a splinter in my finger and had to be admitted to hospital. I discharged myself, but I can imagine if it was a woman they'd have been in for a few days observation, followed by a few weeks off work. I won't even tell you how nasty a paper cut I had a couple of w...

Did someone mention cricket???

Howay man, just get off our northern backs :D. If you don't I'll bring me racing pigeons and whippets to the next meet :D and the barrel of Newcastle Brown eyyyyyyyyyy by gum suup up :lol: :lol: Since when did geordies start saying "eyyyyyyyyyy by gum"?? I think you are confusing our nort...

well you can stop it now!!
She's probably on a flight back to London as I type!!!

I have to say HP that I find your remarks extremely offensive and racist.

Lets not let this thread degenerate any further.

Thats a terrible joke!!!

Mind you, I was speaking to a guy from New Foundland the other day. When he introduced himself he said "hey man, gimme six".

Another poor joke - possibly worse thank DK's!

You need to spend more time with the CDN's mate! We make jokes about the Irish, the Irish make jokes about the Kerrymen, the Yanks make jokes about the Canadians and the Canadians make jokes about the Newfies! The order of life is complete! :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight So who do the Newfies make fun of?

Dubai Knight wrote:

the_zooter wrote:
So who do the Newfies make fun of?

Liban?



Knight

Hmmm - guess that would make sense!!

It does makes sense - and yes it will - Dubai is that kind of place!!

Good luck!

arniegang wrote:43.8

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

For how many hours were you practicing that for???

66.8

I can't be bothered to keep trying to beat Arnie's score - I smell a rat!!

Thats impossible!! I want proof!!
I've just done a 47.7, and have a screen print to prove it!!

41.7
At least I beat Arnie!!!

Don't know about a dermatologist, but I'm not keen on your new Avatar!! If I keep looking at it, I'll be having an epileptic fit!!

Yes - I did it!!!!!!!
31.5
I've been practicing all night!!!



I know - I'm sad!!

The British are obviously just better drivers!!

I'll add to that if I may...... In terms of the bonus, it would be worthwhile finding out what the criteria is for achieving the bonus, and what you personally can do to influence it. Sometimes the bonus maybe almost completely out of your control (for instance it might be based on global turnover) ...

You bloody bloody fibber you - i reckon you have faked that :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ps i am not bitter and twisted I didn't fake it - I'm just sad!! I spent 4 hours practicing and practicing! I reckon I could get it down to mid-20 seconds, but I thought I could do with going to sleep!! Did the firs...

arniegang wrote:Chocs has just got no taste

I agree - absolutely nothing wrong with white stilletos!! Normally some very classy women that wear them, especially around the Newcastle area!

Wafaey wrote:this was my score in 4 rounds my score in the 1st round is 17.1

Sounds like you need to practice some more!!!

When do I get declared the "Dubai Forums/Peugeot Computer Car Parking Champion"??

Palkid7 wrote:hahah,
first trial 80.2
Let me try again maybe I will be able to score 100+

High scores are no good - its the lower the score the better - a bit like golf!

WTF ?!? how is that ?! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: The score is the time it takes you to complete the 4 parking manoeuvres - therefore 80.2, it means it has took you 80 seconds to complete the course successfully. Whereas, a score of 45.5 would mean that you took 45.5 seconds to complete the co...

arniegang wrote:You mean your Labrador got the high score zooter, using your white stick to do the keys obviously

You're just miffed that you were beaten by me! Some might say "too slow old man", but I couldn't possibly comment!!

arniegang wrote:Sod Off

Me not talking to you anymore


Regards


Mr N.O.T Bitter and Twisted

Ooooooooohhhhh - get you!!!!

Dubai Knight wrote:Now now girls!

No princess slapping, nail scratching or swinging your handbags from below the waist! And Arnie...take the white stilletto's off!



Knight

The stilletto's are obviously what's slowed his times down on this game!!

Ok, any chance of Jessica Simpson (wow, how good did she look in Dukes of Hazzard movie!)???
Failing that, I guess I'll share 7 of 9 with DK (hope you don't mind mate?)

Liban wrote:Kilani, why do you pose like a gorilla in your avatar???

Do you like apes? Do you wish you were one?

Well, we are all descendents of apes - even you Liban
Obviously, some (Kilani) are wanting to "return to their routes"!!

People express their views and base their stance on either their "culture " or "religion". Sorry, but that's crap. It adds "authority" to an opinion. Instead of insulting me, you're insulting my religion and/or culture and then it's easier for me to criticise your opin...