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did i hit home? The last streak you striked in your Camel was hard on the backbone. Yeah you hit home! :lol: yeah and you get your kicks riding an oil barrel...freeeekie deeekie..... D Last time I checked I was carrying an Arab with an oil barrel. I took another job. At least you still got pleasure...

^^^I cool em down for sure, unlike the Camelhumper solely for himself^^^

I see you are going into torture now...

Don't worry, I'll tape it all and deliver it to Hari also

Observing tip-top mood from Speedhump roaming his Camel's buttocks

^^^Threading in too much detail now - should distance himself accordingly^^^

I see you are going into torture now... Don't worry, I'll tape it all and deliver it to Hari also ;) maybe we could star in a double length episode of Panorama on UK TV They won't allow you with merely 2 inches of flesh hanging down there. You need to be more of a man to hold yourself in Panorama o...

I see you started off with a new quest for fuel.

What type are you looking for? High octane fart?

I see you are going into torture now... Don't worry, I'll tape it all and deliver it to Hari also ;) maybe we could star in a double length episode of Panorama on UK TV They won't allow you with merely 2 inches of flesh hanging down there. You need to be more of a man to hold yourself in Panorama o...

^^^Knows that Speedhump already lost on precondition with a mere 2 inches of fleshy power^^^

In UAE it is very tricky as most of the population is on the move every few years. Some guys and gals have been lucky to find a true partner and for rest it is just one night stand!!! Just take example of Speedhump. Pick-up a camel on the streetscorner and you'll be fine for some years. You do have...

I like the remake of your signature though. Thats a hard cookie to bite.

Good laugh dude

She didnt tell him straight away, because she felt it was too personal to share. But when she realised things were going good and the relationship was going somewhere, she decided to be honest about it. Its not like he asked her and she lied. MC, as far as i know, she is only ok with s.e.x before m...

You seem to enjoying yourself with all the imagination. Sadly I am still old fashioned and would stick to humans. You Dutch are famous for nothing. :) S.A.R.C.A.S.M. isn't you're game obviously. I wonder what the Dutch have got to do with this. Never heard of Palm Jumeirah, Palm Jebel Ali and Palm ...

worldguy wrote:They are fine with the European girl Robbie. That is where the irony is.

The irony, is that no European woman wants them in Europe.

lol .... all good banter, though Robbie G does take things personally as well and gets all defensive. Lighten up mate. I see you are obviously new around here. Otherwise you knew I am always playing with serious stuff. Just look at the abundance of smileys around. C'mon worldguy, I'm not a fool. I ...

^^^Does a poor job on blasting someone with a worn-out pocket dynamo^^^

yep sure I've got more than 4 ;) but I don't like to boast... I'll just tell you the volume of a cylinder bounded by it would be 213 cubic centimeters :D Thats a decent 'above average' piece of meat you got hangin' there. :twisted: I bet you leak a lot with that ol' barrel. :lol: Ever heard of Main...

yep sure I've got more than 4 ;) but I don't like to boast... I'll just tell you the volume of a cylinder bounded by it would be 213 cubic centimeters :D Thats a decent 'above average' piece of meat you got hangin' there. :twisted: I bet you leak a lot with that ol' barrel. :lol: Ever heard of Main...

worldguy wrote:I would disagree mate as I know quite a few such couples ..... you seriously need to get out more.

Keep focussed please I'm talking 'those men'. Not the integrated/assimilated ones that found their luck in a Euro lady.

Try and pay some attention. Your manipulating the point.

Speedhump wrote:

dresden wrote:Get a room you two. lol

Dre, hell, we're just shooting sh*t as you do....running it up the flagpole....bragging rights....ain't no thing!

Hell yeah

Do you mind whether my Crude selection fits a barrel of Brent better?

I'm sweet enough

Get a room you two. lol Again with the room Dres?? Bora, kitty you've become even more desirable....did you do something with your hair? maybe new contacts? I can't place my finger on it (ahem...) Had my eyes done and a new hair style. Thank you for noticing. You've become a few years older luv! Wh...

Get a room you two. lol Again with the room Dres?? Bora, kitty you've become even more desirable....did you do something with your hair? maybe new contacts? I can't place my finger on it (ahem...) Had my eyes done and a new hair style. Thank you for noticing. You've become a few years older luv! Wh...

Get a room you two. lol Again with the room Dres?? Bora, kitty you've become even more desirable....did you do something with your hair? maybe new contacts? I can't place my finger on it (ahem...) Had my eyes done and a new hair style. Thank you for noticing. You've become a few years older luv! Wh...

Bora Bora wrote:Under those embers you can get really burnt. Could leave you scarred.

So its better to leave the embers dying and look for a younger crispy fire?

Perhaps you're right. Its better to grab a firm log than a hot glowing coal.

Dresden would say: 'take a room you two'

Better do it quick with that leaking ol' barrel you got there. Before you know it, its empty

Bora Bora wrote:

RobbyG wrote:Dresden would say: 'take a room you two'

Rob, there is a difference between hot and fast and slow and hot. But I thought you knew that.

Please keep it generalized instead of directing to me. I don't want to be part of that kind of seriousness

Better do it quick with that leaking ol' barrel you got there. Before you know it, its empty The proven reserves are adequate thanks :lol: Its should be clear that you passed the moment of 'peak oil' production. Output is declining rapidly nowadays. Better to explore wisely, instead of a weak swaff...

Better do it quick with that leaking ol' barrel you got there. Before you know it, its empty The proven reserves are adequate thanks :lol: Its should be clear that we passed the moment of 'peak oil' production. Output is declining rapidly nowadays. Better to explore wisely, instead of a weak swaffl...