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Got a really hilarious one for U. A couple of years ago it was the greatest hit in russian net community. It's a piece of an interview with some plant worker, he's saying about the strike they had then there, but his speach doesn't really matter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLDerwaXZDg

Can you please use the search function as we have answered a million posts asking the same things of late! PS - the forum is not a pick up joint! Chocoholic U keep posting same thing in all the threads of this kind and this causes a question to be asked: why don't you just close the thread or simpl...

Speedhump wrote::D. Hey, you calling me extinct?

There was "bum" as a variant. But we discussed ur bum previously. So I went for some sort of variety.

Wrong!!! I'm not fat!!!

How annoying it is to explain jokes to people...
I had 2 options what to call U (as U broke the heart of your secret admirer): "bum" or "dodo"...

Hahaha boys, aren't U wonderful!!!))) Thanks God I'm not all what Uve composed here: I loved my Barbies almost as much as climbing trees and fences :roll: , I take my stilettos off when driving though always have my walking clarks with me, family members refrain from communicating to me before I've ...

If only U could sentence vallet parking drivers who manage to skrape off paint from ur rear bumper having a PARKING SENSOR screaming into their faces.

Metaphor79 wrote: you just can't hit a woman.

I can

About RC: I wouldn't disagree with him on all points - he's just got different idea of presenting his experience, and I'd say there's a lot of cocks' fight going on here...

Adjustment: U'll sit next to me...)))

I hope she's got a male. At last.

R U trying to say u mind holding my Laboutins while begging me to slow down?

Have some mercy to a poor pilippina. She has at least to learn where she pees from.

Unfortunately THIS IS NOT A DATING FORUM.

RobbyG wrote:


Thats more like it.
We'll try your car first...

R U sponsoring the fines?

Leda, if you're a woman you sure can hit another woman. And i like the idea of having a female bodyguard who can beat the sh!t out of other women. You know the nuts Libyan president AlGhadafi, his bodyguards are all women. I'm very much of a woman, not that much of a body guard: Im just a dedicated...

:lol: Thats more like it. We'll try your car first... 8) R U sponsoring the fines? @SH: You see Speedhump, she starts fighting already! She's driving and I have to take out my walllet. Oh nooo :lol: @Leda: Are you putting off your responsibilities already after some hardtalk? 8) Just keeping U aler...

Metaphor79 wrote:Shouldn't there be a common sense test for ppl applying for driving license. Most of the accidents or rather I should say crashes on Dubai roads are caused by stupidity.

I demand a common sense test for all applicants!

For all humans I'd say e.g. those who pump the ABS equipped brakes...

Got no answer for such a rude turn off.

I still have to leave a good impression considering the cleavage Ive just revealed

Comparing cleavages: I'm not gonna be defeated.

Like I sad: I'm not gonna be defeated

Misery Called Life wrote:

Leda wrote:Unfortunately THIS IS NOT A DATING FORUM.

That's ok

U have a chance to delete the post and retain a reputation of a sencible person.

Speedhump wrote::O

Sir, you are impuning a lady's character. I'll have to ask you outside.

Thank you Sir.

Ah, c'mon, im sure he's attractive

Misery Called Life wrote:
Naa I've already clarified my stand. No underhand meaning intended.

Oy SH quit twisting my words. Someone is getting way led here!

Wha'evah.

To which one?

RobbyG wrote:

Leda wrote:Ah, c'mon, im sure he's attractive

You just gave away your panties hon.

U were supposed to be looking another way

Have some mercy to a poor pilippina. She has at least to learn where she pees from. im Filipino, what exactly do you mean? learn how to spell at least :o 1. I know how to spell it; 2. "There had been history before u were born"; 3. When I need a lesson I'll ask for it. 4. . P.s. for your ...

Just don't delete the post in the morning!