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Bethsmum

I'd go for enforced birth control. You cant educate pork.

Bethsmum

Don't read it munchkin!
The first story is about a Pakistani man and his Filipina girly friend getting it on in the sea and the second is about a Filipina and her Lebanese boyfriend!
Jeez, those ladies put it about a bit

Bethsmum

Absolutely horrible! The only decent one is the fourth one where she looks natural. I wouldn't want any man perving over my young daughter. In fact I wouldn't approve of Beth doing that sort of pose if she was 18, never mind 10. What are the parents thinking about? You are supposed to protect your c...

Bethsmum

Jeez, those ladies put it about a bit :shock: Yes, despite the prevalence of Catholocism, some Filipinas are quite open minded and make excellent girl friends. It does take two to tango though - I doubt the men were taken against their will. I expect they were all very willing partners blueshift. I...

Bethsmum

I think you two need to borrow some of Chocs' Happy Pills!

Bethsmum

Or just Blue?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksiKWNzN4lU

-- Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:53 am --

How about some country Blue?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I62uwbyD2pU

-- Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:54 am --

Misty Blue anyone?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43cpXEGYweg

Bethsmum

It looks just like Cumbria Sym!

Very nice!

Bethsmum

Flying Dutchman wrote:This is a NSFW thread, please put it in the thread title as such.

What's that FD? NSFW?

Bethsmum

Apparently we're making it all up! There is no famine in the HOA, there's only a drought! I've been conned by all those pictures of those unfortunate looking thin people on Sky News. EH really must stop these loon reports he's putting out! http://www.hindustantimes.com/Somali-rebels-say-famine-an-in...

Bethsmum

Ah yes, I see where you are coming from FD. I found myself in some trouble a few years back, due to an email sent to me, by my eldest daughter, as it happens. At the time I had a manager who was a bit of a fanny, and he sat behind me. I received an email, entitled 'Anti Theft Device' and without muc...

Bethsmum

symmetric wrote:Glad you liked it
Whats Cumbria though??

The very beautiful English Lake District.

Bethsmum

Or the wrong muslims on a good day?

Or the right muslims on a 'feel good' day?

Bethsmum

Well you can please some of the people some of the time but not all the people all of the time. They are my views and I don't seek approval from anyone. I reiterate, I wouldn't give a penny of my hard earned money to those people. I was always taught that charity begins at home. If their own people ...

Bethsmum

lol this forum gets funnier by the day.. First it was chocs and her mates.. Now BM is init as well,,,, claiming her daughter knows Aamir Khan :D lol you sure it aint some other Khan ;) By the way I happen to know Aamir khan as well, he is not a prat and he doesnt need to own a dodgy car business wh...

Bethsmum

^^^ Sounds very fimilar to Anders manifest, like I said herve you're one dangerous individual and if tommorow I hear you went cuckoo and stepped over the line, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised. Prime candidate for going off the deep end. No munchkin! I would stand next to Herve on the London U...

Bethsmum

Well it's that time of year again, when we are fed stats from the Government of how well our children are doing at school. My little story just goes to show how stats can be manipulated to suit their purpose! Now I hate the stories about how all British youth are a waste of space and how the girls a...

Bethsmum

Well Zonker, I do believe I had been lulled into a false sense of security as far as Beth's education goes. There was me thinking how well she was doing only to find out she didn't know where Halifax was. Dunce! I shall now bombard her with questions on geography every time she ventures forth from h...

Bethsmum

Oh yay another BM bragging post, thinly veiled as something remotely interesting :roll: Don't be jealous Chocs! I realise you can't claim to be best at motherhood. Never mind! Has the old biological clock stopped ticking? Have your polysistic ovaries got the better of you? :( Don't dispair! There's...

Bethsmum

You're nothing more than an attention seeker. Virtually every post is some long winded story about YOU. With zero point. What the hell did it have to do with the curriculum? NOTHING - as always. I'm BM - crow crow, look at me crow crow. When I was at school, Chocs, we were always advised to write a...

Bethsmum

Chocoholic wrote:Crow crow crow.

Yes, I can certainly see the likeness

Bethsmum

Chocoholic wrote:Crow crow crow and crow some more

C'mon Chocs! You can do better than that! Give it both barrels. It's not like you to hold back!
You did tell DF you were a fully trained marksman

Bethsmum

Crow crow crow I'm Bm look at ME. I'm great, my kids are great, I've got everything, let me tell you about it all in the minutest detail - CROW CROW CROW :roll: Well they do say, if you've got it, flaunt it :D You could always add to the list of your achievements Chocs! There's a list of them on an...

Bethsmum

Jeez Chocs! Is that your most recent photo?

You really should get the number of the lady that does the facial hair waxing!
They do say dark haired people can suffer with that facial hair thing.
Thank God I'm blonde!

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Bethsmum

Give me a minute, I'm just searching for the list of your achievements Chocs!

Bethsmum

And the point of that is what? Everyone else mentions stuff in passing - you go out of your way to blow your own trumpet. I don't know anyone else who deliberately starts threads, apart from you, just to big themselves up. I don't know anybody that tries to big themselves as much as you do and fail...

Bethsmum

I'm a bit confused as to what you're asking mahmoud. Is it that if you hated your job so much, would you resign before finding another one? My answer would be that I wouldn't resign before I had the offer of another job. I always think it better to be in employment when being interviewed for another...

Bethsmum

I'm so glad you wasted much of your precious time scouting the forum for stuff. So what? Still does't change the fact that you're the only member who starts threads to brags about themselves. Everyone else's stuff is mentioned in passing or in response to something. Guess you don't understand the c...

Bethsmum

The most extreme religious fanatic poster here is actually a Christian.

Well I'd certainly disagree with that!

Bethsmum

Chocoholic wrote:yawn

Well you could always follow your own advice!

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