I Have Two Hands
- Don't know who wrote it though. Nursery rhymes should be banned
e.g. Who wrote "This little piggy"
"I have two hands, the left and the right. Hold them apart, so clean and bright. Clap them softly, one, two, three. Clean little hands are good to see."
"What'sa matter you, hey, gotta no respect. Whatta you tink you do, why you looka so sad, Itsa not so bad, Itsa nice-a place, Ahh shaddupa you face."