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Hack88 makes onions cry

Hack88 can delete the Recycle Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused by Hack88 killing people faster than Death can process them.

Hack88 can build a snowman..... out of rain.

Hack88 can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Hack88 can drown a fish.

When Hack88 enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,......... ... he turns the dark off.

When Hack88 looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Hack88 and Hack88.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Hack88 can throw Brett Favre even further.

The last digit of pi is Hack88. He is the end of all things.

Hack88 does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Bullets dodge Hack88.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Hack88 and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Hack88' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Hack88.

If you spell Hack88 wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Hack88? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Hack88 can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Once a cobra bit Hack88' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

When Hack88 gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Hack88 can kill two stones with one bird.

Hack88 was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Hack88 can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

There is no such thing as global warming. Hack88 was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Hack88 can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Hack88 has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.

It takes Hack88 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Hack88 once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Hack88 could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Hack88.

Hack88 destroyed the periodic table, because Hack88 only recognizes the element of surprise.

Hack88 got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Hack88 is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

The square root of Hack88 is pain. Do not try to square Hack88, the result is death.

When you say "no one's perfect", Hack88 takes this as a personal insult

Hack88 needs to get a life....

Hack88 is not so omnipotent, omnipresent and invincible after all...

A half a minute google search reveals he is a juvenile chav of pakistani descent stocked up in Sharjah.

Besides having excellent Adobe Photoshop skills to come up with a neon lighted signature and being a prolific online social networking user...he's an empty vessel who makes a lot of noise and increases the "nonsensical post" count offering no humour, substance or depth.

Unless of course there are two Hack88's in UAE. . . which I highly doubt

Straight from his profile :
hey...my name is Abdul Hakeem...DOB:12/2/1986. . . Age: 23
Sex: Man ; Location: United Arab Emirates
http://www.ircprofiles.com/hack88

hey...my name is Abdul Hakeem a.k.a. hack88....i'm 17 m shj...i love making new friendz.....add me hotmail .. gungrave_16 ..we'll cht over there

lol random...

Do you know Chuck Norris, Hack88

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rofl yeah he actually erased and copy pasted his name thru each and every one of those chuck norris jokes

Hack88 has 3 less vertebrae than anyone else....

Pointy head

lol.....

i never really knew i had so many profiles,,
lol,,, yea i am paki not a proud one though
n i'm 21 .......... that goes way back to 2005

hack88 wrote:lol.....

i never really knew i had so many profiles,,
lol,,, yea i am paki not a proud one though
n i'm 21 .......... that goes way back to 2005

I see you have 'The Obama haircut' of the seventies

C'mon man, what will the ladies think of that! I bet you still a virgin

No no, don't say... I know its true

lol
looks exactly like my rajnikanth post
except all rajnikanths are replaced with hack 88
I didnt know how
HACK88=rajnikanth

RobbyG wrote:

hack88 wrote:lol.....

i never really knew i had so many profiles,,
lol,,, yea i am paki not a proud one though
n i'm 21 .......... that goes way back to 2005

I see you have 'The Obama haircut' of the seventies

C'mon man, what will the ladies think of that! I bet you still a virgin

No no, don't say... I know its true

I bet you have a blind girlfriend
Hope shes deaf too she wouldnt want a rajnikanth yapping to her about his stories

RobbyG wrote:

hack88 wrote:lol.....

i never really knew i had so many profiles,,
lol,,, yea i am paki not a proud one though
n i'm 21 .......... that goes way back to 2005

I see you have 'The Obama haircut' of the seventies

C'mon man, what will the ladies think of that! I bet you still a virgin

No no, don't say... I know its true

Well here is an image that I found on the internet , This person claims to be RobbyG



and here is where he lives,
which street are on u now?

http://forums.homeless.org.au/member.php?u=901
Robbyg
Junior Member

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About Robbyg
Gender
male
Age
23
Location
Melbourne
Fav. Music
new order
Fav. Service Prodivers
i dont use them
Biography
Art is all i do
Interest in Homelessness
Currently Homeless

ROBBYG On myspace





have many of those have you slept with?


Love your bike loser

Are you in those pics
Robby

Its not appropriate to post other peoples information of the internet.
Your not really familiar with ethics are you?

Anyway, its not me.

I don't have pictures on the internet.

Keep it cool dude. Nothing personal. Just fun.

RobbyG wrote:Its not appropriate to post other peoples information of the internet.
Your not really familiar with ethics are you?

Anyway, its not me.

I don't have pictures on the internet.

Keep it cool dude. Nothing personal. Just fun.

Well if you assume that posting info about you on the internet is absurd, Then why do you have a profile on myspace. Thats you dude , I've checked the age and Location.

I dont have much to say but I dont think its right to make fun of people

deadlife wrote:I dont have much to say but I dont think its right to make fun of people

You aren't made of puppetpoo now are ya!?
Comedy, satire and sarcasm are fun. Racism is something else. But I hope you guys are beyond that issue by now.

Privacy however is something of upmost importance. So get rid of those peoples myspaces. By the way, I don't even have a space.

Grow up guys. Words only please

When did I say anything about Racism
The pictures go well with the topic
If its not yours then dont be bothered with it

deadlife wrote:When did I say anything about Racism
The pictures go well with the topic
If its not yours then dont be bothered with it

You didn't. I did, Numbnuts.

Read the context better before you post in reply.

RobbyG wrote:

deadlife wrote:When did I say anything about Racism
The pictures go well with the topic
If its not yours then dont be bothered with it

You didn't. I did, Numbnuts.

Read the context better before you post in reply.

Alrite...cut the crap ,
its no longer interesting ,
you bore me....damn you..

comaan guys this is not cool at all, seriously .

uaekid wrote:comaan guys this is not cool at all, seriously .

i know its not..its just that robbyG has a problem with my pic
n then why i posted his pics... this guy is taking it personally.

to robbyG, when you finger sumone...think before you do..
remember sumday you'll have to resist a hand up yours.....
so dun't mess with ppl around here....its supposed to be a friendly forum..
everyone here is cool n smart...i posted this just for fun...do u think i meant all this..? are u so preposterous?

hack88 wrote:

RobbyG wrote:

deadlife wrote:When did I say anything about Racism
The pictures go well with the topic
If its not yours then dont be bothered with it

You didn't. I did, Numbnuts.

Read the context better before you post in reply.

Alrite...cut the crap ,
its no longer interesting ,
you bore me....damn you..

hack88 seems to be in pre-matured state (still).