Do I Love Women :)

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Apr 22, 2007
"women requires only a strong man so he can finish all the job!"

"Which is the dull side of the role as a man, but definately an important part of the constitution"

Women from the beginning of the world has to be a women...wife...and mother...

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Apr 22, 2007
When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day.
An angel came by and said: "Why spend so much time on that one?"

And Lord answered:
"Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?
She must be washable, but not made from plastic, Have more than 200 moving parts which all must be replaceable and she must function on all kinds of food, She must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, Give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart and she must do all this with only two hands".

The angel was impressed: "Just two hands...impossible! And this is the standard model?!? Too much work for one day...Wait until tomorrow and then complete her."

"I will not,"- said the Lord. "I am so close to complete this creation which will be the favorite of my heart. She cures herself when sick and she can work 18 hours a day."

The angel came nearer and touched the woman: "But you have made her so soft, Lord!"

"She is soft,"- said the Lord. "But I have also made her strong. You can't imagine what she can endure and overcome."

"Can she think?"- the angel asked.

The Lord answered: "Not only can she think. She can reason and negotiate."

The angel touched the woman's cheek: "Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her."

"She is not leaking...it's her tear,"- the Lord corrected the angel.

"What's it for?"- asked the angel.

And the Lord said: "Tears are her way of expressing grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride."

This made a big impression on the angel:
"Lord, you are genius! You thought of everything. The woman is indeed marvellous!"

"Indeed she is! Woman can stregths that amazed man. She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens. She holds hapiness, love and opinions. She smiles when feeling like screaming. She sings when she feels like crying, cries when she is happy and laughs when she is afraid.

She fights for what she believes in. Stands up against injustice. She doesn't take "no"for an answer when she can see a better solution.
She gives herself so her family can thrive. She takes her friend to the doctor if she is afraid.
Her love is unconditional.

She cries when her kids are victorians. She is happy when her friends do well. She is glad when she hears of a birth or wedding.

Her heart is broken when next of kin or friend dies. But she finds the strenght to get on with life. She knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart.

There is only one thing wrong with her... She forgets what she is worth...."
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Apr 22, 2007
one word ...

Deep....
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Apr 23, 2007
Jeevan wrote:Hmm u got a point there.. so why do women look for such weak men?


so simple, that women is wise enough, she knew exactly that she cannot manipulate a wise man so she will prefer a weaker man. :)
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gracy wrote:
Jeevan wrote:Hmm u got a point there.. so why do women look for such weak men?


so simple, that women is wise enough, she knew exactly that she cannot manipulate a wise man so she will prefer a weaker man. :)




hmmmmmm :roll:

i'm wise , so no one will prefer me :?
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Apr 23, 2007
No Gracy..........a wise women will never ever look for weaker man, she will prove her wise by finding much wiser man......
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Apr 23, 2007
J.............a small advise .........i want you to believe, follow(blindly), prod into your head the below sentences...

Marriage is a relationship where one person is always always Right and the other is the husband!!!

btw ...Advise is something wise dont need and fools dont take...so its left to you to decide what u are!!
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Apr 23, 2007
:) raina it was just a fun post :) nothing serious but thanks for that :lol:
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I' m glad...............that u did not take it seriously.............but jes took in right spirit!!!
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Apr 23, 2007
Jeevan wrote:Hmm u got a point there.. so why do women look for such weak men?


i likes strong man :lol:
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Apr 23, 2007
bosichoclate wrote:
Jeevan wrote:Hmm u got a point there.. so why do women look for such weak men?


i likes strong man :lol:


Ya ya Lion is very strong, ask him :)
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Apr 23, 2007
hmmmmmm

i'm wise , so no one will prefer me


i did not say a woman does not prefer a wise man, did i?:)



No Gracy..........a wise women will never ever look for weaker man, she will prove her wise by finding much wiser man......


raina, not all situation your statement applies...otherwise, you cannot see weak men with wise housewives... :D
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Apr 23, 2007
sometimes.........wise women taken over by poor luck.........end up with weaker men.
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Re: Do i love women :) Apr 23, 2007
Jeevan wrote: Do i love women


so jevaan u are having second thoughts about ur sexual preferences ?
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Re: Do i love women :) Apr 23, 2007
xibit wrote:
Jeevan wrote: Do i love women


so jevaan u are having second thoughts about ur sexual preferences ?


:lol: nah am straight as ever, still love women
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Re: Do i love women :) Apr 23, 2007
Jeevan wrote: :lol: nah am straight as ever, still love women


so, u are a polygamous type??? :shock:
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