Can Anyone Home A Kitten?

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Re: Can anyone home a kitten? Sep 12, 2010
sage & onion wrote:
Chocoholic wrote:er Raidah, please note that kittens should not be taken away from their mother until they are at least 8 weeks old. You won't find one that young, nor is it fair to have one that young as they still need their mothers milk.


I was also thinking that they had to be a little older then 5 weeks, not that I know that much about our furry friends


The absolute minimum is 6 weeks, but it's not recommended. None of the vets or shelters will let you take one any younger than that.

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Re: Can anyone home a kitten? Sep 12, 2010
Here's one for RC
Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists? Because they finally opened their eyes.

What do you call a kitten that gets passed from owner to owner? A chain litter. :bounce:
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Re: Can anyone home a kitten? Sep 12, 2010
Bethsmum wrote:Here's one for RC
Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists? Because they finally opened their eyes.

What do you call a kitten that gets passed from owner to owner? A chain litter. :bounce:


The question on everyone's lips: Was Lenin's dog a Communist son of a b1tch?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Can anyone home a kitten? Sep 12, 2010
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Bethsmum wrote:Here's one for RC
Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists? Because they finally opened their eyes.

What do you call a kitten that gets passed from owner to owner? A chain litter. :bounce:


The question on everyone's lips: Was Lenin's dog a Communist son of a b1tch?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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And is Karl Marx's tomb a communist plot? :lol:
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Re: Can anyone home a kitten? Sep 12, 2010
A Russian General inspects his military unit deep in the desert. In the evening he asks if there are any women. His Colonel waives him to a shed.
The General opens the door but sees only camels . Several days pass and the General is so deperate he goes to the shed where he makes passionate love to one of the camels.

The Colonel is impressed: Wow, comrade General, you are tough!!! We usually use those to take us to the nearest village.
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In a block of flats in Moscow on the 25th floor, Olga asks her husband, Oleg; "Go to the kitchen and connect the proton with the neutron!"

Oleg goes to the kitchen to do so... Suddenly there’s a bone crunching thud and Oleg starts cursing; "Blyat! … I fell over the pig's chain again!"

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