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T-Shirts Apr 26, 2005
I want to hire someone, sniper420 comes to mind, to go to Saudi to sell some T-Shirts.

These are nice T-Shirts for men that come in an array of colors with messages attached to them (no pictures or drawings as they are against Saudi law). The T-Shirts will say things like;

- Pork rules
- I love banana
- Don't pray be gay
- Alcohol is a man's best friend
- banana, pork, rum, and cocaine... Now thats life

Go sell some shirts sniper420... :lol:

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Apr 26, 2005
DEAL DONE! I sell underground, u wear IN PUBLIC and advertise and claim u r the owner of T-Shirt franchise IN PUBLIC (to those young unemployed Saudis) and they smack & whip u IN PUBLIC! . I LOVE THE DEAL! :lol:
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Apr 27, 2005
You like to see grown men smack and whip each other... Sniper420 you sado-masochist you... 8)
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Apr 27, 2005
Masochist? LOl i wont be there and I will make my way out long b4 they smack and whip moi :P HAR HAR HAR :lol:
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Apr 27, 2005
Fap Fap Fap*
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Apr 27, 2005
Glory's Saudi agents in Dubai will get you then.... 8)
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Apr 27, 2005
Liban wrote:Glory's Saudi agents in Dubai will get you then.... 8)


Glory's agents are busy electing new pope and I will finish em there. kekekeke :lol:
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Apr 27, 2005
Sameul is JESUS!
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Glory wrote:Sameul is JESUS!


AStakFurrullah! Fear God and Day of Judgement when ur Glory will be over and u will be beaten naked.
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Apr 27, 2005
God doesn't mind, i asked
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Apr 27, 2005
Glory wrote:God doesn't mind, i asked


Well then u must me Satan's kin
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Apr 28, 2005
Satan can suck my rooster....
Oh no, I just angered Shakira... :cry:
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Apr 28, 2005
Liban wrote:Satan can suck my rooster....
Oh no, I just angered Shakira... :cry:


Imagine Shakira s*** Liban's Elephant c**k. She wants to arouse him but he keeps eating smelly cheese (sakira is on tiger's sweat perfume strong enough to beat 200 yr old cheese smell - real witch :twisted: ) and then she gets aggressive and she hears funny sound (the one u hear when u rub the balloon). She gets really horny and hungry and she decides to bite Liban's poor c**k and then KABOOM! The explosion of Liban's Ding Ding was enough to kill Shakira- the wicked witch. HURRAY! Liban is our hero. Wait a min! Out of the exploded debris, his original teeney-mini c**k breathes fresh air in 15 yrs! (Liban was on artificial c* for 15 yrs). So who is our hero? Not Liban. His poor teeny-mini c**k - LINg LINg. Hurray! LINg LINg is our saviour! :D
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Apr 28, 2005
You like fantasizing about rooster.... 95% of your posts are about penises... What gives? :wink:
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Apr 28, 2005
Liban wrote:You like fantasizing about rooster.... 95% of your posts are about penises... What gives? :wink:


Do you know how to calculate percentage? 30/149 * 100 =20.134% :lol:
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Apr 28, 2005
Great you went from being a geographic penil surveyor to a mathematician speciaizing in penile probability distribution.... :bootyshake:
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Apr 28, 2005
I never was penile surveyor though I invented it with my pitbulls. And as far as probability is concerned one must have basic common sense which even u dont have cos all you think is cheese and c**k. I have cure for ur sickness (Shakira, great witch passed it to moi)- ki$s ma BUtt :pottytrain2:
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Apr 28, 2005
Ahh the feeble mind of Sniper420 in action... Always revolving around men doing this to his a$$.... :lol:
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Apr 28, 2005
Me feeble minded? Did u know if I spend one whole night watching porno I don't jerk off? This is what I call strong-minded gentleman. 8)
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Apr 29, 2005
that would be will power
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Apr 29, 2005
Glory wrote:that would be will power


Nah man "will power" in my dictionary is:-

a, " if a barely dressed beautiful belly-dancer moves her belly at frequency of 120 Hz in front of ur face u control ur urge to touch or kiss the belly"
b, "if a hottest girl u ever met, undresses infront of yah and says "Glory darling let's do it" but ur snake is still bcos ur controlling ur snake to remain still ( nah not erectile dysfunction so no VIAgrah) and tell her "I am not straight anymore!" so u can drive her away". :lol:
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Apr 29, 2005
you write such shit sometimes
i bet you're still a high schooler
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Apr 29, 2005
It's university level english.Get a GRE book and learn English else go die!
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Apr 29, 2005
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Apr 30, 2005
university in Iran maybe...
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sniper420 wrote:Me feeble minded? Did u know if I spend one whole night watching porno I don't jerk off? This is what I call strong-minded gentleman. 8)


BUT wet bed sheet next morning...
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May 02, 2005
FeiPo wrote:
sniper420 wrote:Me feeble minded? Did u know if I spend one whole night watching porno I don't jerk off? This is what I call strong-minded gentleman. 8)


BUT wet bed sheet next morning...


U r a NAUU -ghty naughty girl. I have to tame u! :P
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May 02, 2005
sniper420 wrote:
FeiPo wrote:
sniper420 wrote:Me feeble minded? Did u know if I spend one whole night watching porno I don't jerk off? This is what I call strong-minded gentleman. 8)


BUT wet bed sheet next morning...


U r a NAUU -ghty naughty girl. I have to tame u! :P


I will take it as a compliment... :lol:
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