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Perhaps Shafique is a bit shy about this, but apparently he implemented a new forum rule: no more off topic posts. Or he WILL delete (obviously, this only apllies to the subforums where he is modding)!

I have a fish that can ride a bicycle...



Knight

^ wow, I'd pay to see that!



Bwa ha ha.

But Chuck Norris can drown a fish!

Cheers,
Shafique

shafique wrote:^ wow, I'd pay to see that!



Bwa ha ha.

But Chuck Norris can drown a fish!

Cheers,
Shafique

Which kind of fish? and how would it be cooked?

Flying Dutchman wrote:Perhaps Shafique is a bit shy about this, but apparently he implemented a new forum rule: no more off topic posts. Or he WILL delete (obviously, this only apllies to the subforums where he is modding)!

Don't worry, we will handle his post slaughtering!!

sage & onion wrote:
Which kind of fish? and how would it be cooked?

Babel fish, grilled with a dash of lemon.

Ice cold Lemon Tea is great on a hot day

The weekends over !

Shafster completely lost it, so I will post it here. Not in the threads that he is constantly editing and deleting posts out off. Here is a safe zone from Shafique I hope.

desertdudeshj wrote:Oh this is going to be fun New Mod Vs Old Mod.

I am rooting for Melika, not the little man (which is not a reference to his manlihood).

I'm rooting for Chuck Norris

Cheers,
Shafique

Many root vegetables are good for your health

Chuck Norris practices deep breathing techniques for good health.

In fact - the weather isnt changing, its just Chuck Norris breathing.

Take a breather Shaffy. I notice you are replying to posts, then delete them again, then you reply again, then you delete your posts again.

breathe in...breathe out...

Running on the spot can get the pounds off

Chuck Norris does not run, instead he simply slows the earth's rotation as he walks.

Flying Dutchman wrote:Take a breather Shaffy. I notice you are replying to posts, then delete them again, then you reply again, then you delete your posts again.

breathe in...breathe out...

Yeah u should see, he replies the he deletes, then he deletes and again replies!

now he just deleted everything, just remained some of his own posts, which I deletd for him, it was look like he is talking to himself!

Is that what I feel at times when I am walking, thanks for the clarification Shaf

You're welcome S&O

Did you know:
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take sh*t from anyone?

Training is a wonderful thing, I wonder what a Dutchman who flies is trained in?

Perhaps it is seeing beyond the obvious - seeing things that are hidden to others.... like finding Waldo.

And we all know - Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding!

sage & onion wrote:Training is a wonderful thing, I wonder what a Dutchman who flies is trained in?

Now I know where the saying " I dont give a flying fu@k " comes from

^

Which reminds me - Chuck Norris once delivered a flying kick to a horse's chin. Now its descendants are known as Giraffes.

Cheers,
Shafique

sage & onion wrote:

shafique wrote:^ wow, I'd pay to see that!



Bwa ha ha.

But Chuck Norris can drown a fish!

Cheers,
Shafique

Which kind of fish? and how would it be cooked?

I think I have a Tasty meal for you. Watch the cook serve 'fishy' food.

sage & onion wrote:Training is a wonderful thing, I wonder what a Dutchman who flies is trained in?

Enough to know not to blindly follow the line `the law is the law´

or as the nazi´s put it:

Ein Befehl ist ein Befehl.

Ironically, Chuck Norris’ hidden talent is invisibility.

Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany, but we've also not seen any proof that S&O is NOT a nazi. Hmmm..

Chuck Norris should investigate.

Lemme help you with this Shaf, Since your the religon Mod and all. Maybe they would be better fitting there ?

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends".

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris

shafique wrote:^

Which reminds me - Chuck Norris once delivered a flying kick to a horse's chin. Now its descendants are known as Giraffes.

Cheers,
Shafique

Wonderful

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun !

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. Which he then injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.