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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
> Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half
> wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
>
> Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and
>open to trade especially for someone with cash.
>
> Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and
>convinced of her own beauty.
>
> Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently going but still
>a warm and desirable place to visit.
>
> Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted
>by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
>
> Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are
> unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
>
> Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and
> all conquering past but alas, no future.
>
> After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it
>is, but no one wants to go there.
>
> THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
>
> Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq- ruled by a banana.

i do agree about the last point

That one is so old, my granfather fell out of his crib laughing at it

Ahh! u just confused me on my plans to visit France this year