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Men - most of them are crazy.

When's it gonna snow here?

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Sage, where on earth are you that you can't get Etisalat?

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bushra21 wrote:
errtime wrote:apart from bushra. i think she might be in love with you

no your wrong errtime...

IM IN LOVE WITH YOU

:bats eyelashes:

I can't quite see from the Avatar.....................oh, yes, I think they could even be Moon Bats Eyelashes

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HuuuuuuuHHHHH?

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Actually, I would quite like to be kept........in a manner to which I am not accustomed, but could definitely get used to.

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Sorry, forgot an ''a''. Does that help?

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Question

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VEry long, indeed, but I do believe yours is longER

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I didn't know they had one in the Ministry of Education.

What are salopettes?

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Anaradapura

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Ekmek Kataifi

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Fetched

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Vampire

Dracula or Nosferatu

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Du we know him?
Yes, we du
Lives in Dubai
That is true
Thinks his ISP is Dumb
Hopes he finds another one!

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What does 'uff minkum' mean?

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I wandered lonely with my mouse And stumbled upon the DF house 'Is it Big Brother?" a newbie says Well, it's kind of like it in many ways. A bunch of people thrown together And often there is stormy weather But spells of sunshine are common too Reason and laughter can break through 'Who are the...

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Paintball is his way to go

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Miaaaaaaaaaaow! Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Part two is on the way......................................

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First of all let's look at Sage You'll find his posts on every page The words of wisdom he does spout Are often met with words of doubt Some people think he's quite a prude So can say things that seem quite rude But he doesn't snap or fly in a rage Might be something to do with his age? Then there's...

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Moving on to our sweet Bushy Sitting on her little (big?) tushy Love is what I think she wants But don't sweetalk her in red fonts As she whiles the night away Dreaming of her wedding day We are wondering who's the guy Who'll catch this lady's lovely eye Jeevan? Cyrix? Or is it Nick? Come on, Bushra...

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errtime wrote:so sauron, pretty bad those hobbits destroyed ur ring huh ?

Gollum...is that you?

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Don't mind Gollum, he's not really rude
Poor thing, he's just misunderstood
Spends all day every day in a dirty nappy
Is it any wonder he's not happy?
All day every day - bump!bump!bump!
There goes Gollum taking another dump.

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Is new and is most welcome

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In a snowman's pants

Why do Americans call trousers pants?

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Lagos

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CT? Could stand for custard taRT?

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Empire biscuit

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Perches

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