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Well yesterday I learned (or is it learnt?) that I'm fitter than I thought.
I'm not sure what I'll teach myself today. It's early.

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Why is that lady singing God save The Queen in foreign?

Random.

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I'm surprised no-one has mentioned having a good work out. It always does it for me.

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Wear your poppy with pride. Will you wear a poppy?" the lady said And held one forth, but I shook my head. Then I stopped and watched to see how she’d fare Her face was old and lined with care. But beneath the scars the years had made There remained a smile that refused to fade. A boy came whis...

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Can't remember a knock knock joke.......... One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. "You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caug...

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Some of my earlier work. Just be good to Green

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kk-dgcTSwY&ob=av2e

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Time to go home, Time to go home, Andy is waving goodbye.

Everyone knew where that phrase came from. Just like 'And it's Goodnight from me and it's goodnight from him'

Classics.

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Chubby mothers usually have chubby kids.

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So the Koran says that if your wife steps out of line, withdraw the nocturnal pleasures and if she still doesn't behave, give her a slap.

It's just as well you don't live in the civilised world. She would have you arrested.

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If you want to be in with a shot at winning the prise, may I suggest you broaden your answer?

How about

'My recent visit to the Global Village was a shite experience.'

or

'I'm not a frequent visitor to the Global Village as I find the whole exprerience pretty shite'.

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And the booby prize is life time entry for you, a family member and a friend.

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I quite like the pubs around the Kings Cross area in London. I like to grab a seat in the corner and watch people. Sometimes it isn't easy to tell whether they are man or woman. I was in a bar on Saturday afternoon right opposite the Houses of Parliament. It was full of old servicemen who were down ...

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The Quran actually stipulates that domestic abuse is not allowed by stating the only case where a husband may administer corporal punishment to the wife - and there are built in safeguards to protect the wife against abuse - such as it has to be done after a series of other non-contact punishments ...

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So you are claiming that a husband administering corporal punishment to his wife is not domestic abuse?

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Except that I spelled prize incorrectly

Sorry Spellcheckergirl,I will take 100 lines and promise to try harder next time

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Even though, domestic abuse was norm at that time (still is common even though it is against the law countries), Prophet (pbuh) never hit any of his wives in that time (hence this verse as multiple interpretation). I'll give you mine if you are interested. He (Allah) created death and life that He ...

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Nucleus wrote:Good video, thanks!

Is it available in High Definition?

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We are seeing Nucleus mention the high rate of abuse in England and Wales and now Shafique mentions Europe. The OP describes how to beat your wife within the constraints of Islam. Does anyone have any figures of the abuse metered out within Muslim families, or if we are talking about areas, say, Pak...

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And there was me thinking you were just trying to divert attention from the physical abuse metered out within the constraints of Islam to the physical abuse recordered in Western society. I see now that the figures just aren't available for the abuse suffered by Muslim wives. Most probably because t...

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I'm glad that you are now clear on what I was stating. I thought I made it clear that I condemn any and all violence against women, and even if the incidence of violence in Muslim countries was one 20th of the scale in Europe (1%) that would be 1% too much. Whatever the reasons for domestic abuse, ...

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Yes I watched the video, why would you think I wouldn't have?

It was all double talk as far as I could see. And he is ugly.

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That you can't actually argue against my position says it all. You don't really have a position. " and those who have not menstruated as yet." doesn't mean prepubescent. Mensuration happens in cycles and one sign of pregnancy is mensuration cycle stops, hence, the verse says for those who...

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I didn't watch the video. I was merely correcting Nucleaus' incorrect interpretation of 'as yet'.

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I don't refer to youtube for my information, I prefer more reliable sources.

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LOOOOLZ so you admit to be spellcheckergirl? Did you just make a huge boo boo Drew, actually it's not the first time. :P Try and remember which account you've signed in under next time hey. I think DP is pulling your strings Chocs. You've already said BM is Spellcheckergirl. Do try to keep up with ...

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I can't remember where it was, only that I walked back to Gremacy Park, barefooted.

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Flying Dutchman wrote:
professorgreen wrote:I can't remember where it was, only that I walked back to Gremacy Park, barefooted.

You gave your shoes to the girl?

It was the least I could do.

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Actually no, I've pretty much always figured it was Drew. You however are sounding more and more like BM with every post! You're even back to giving your entire life stories away in posts, with details that you've given before - not very good at hiding it are you?! Observation isn't one of your str...

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That you can't actually argue against my position says it all. You don't really have a position. " and those who have not menstruated as yet." doesn't mean prepubescent. Mensuration happens in cycles and one sign of pregnancy is mensuration cycle stops, hence, the verse says for those who...

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Ambassador, I think you've pulled

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