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Speedhump wrote:Hey I wish!

Hey, me too !

Place: Floating bridge Time: 6pm Traffic: standstill The reverse lights of the car ahead of me flashed on. Stared...blinked.. it was still on. Hit the horn.....no response..it was still on. The traffic crawled ahead and the lady moved backward and hit my car. I laughed.....I saw it coming anyway. T...

Hey PuppyPup thought this topic was familar - did you forget we went through this whole thing with you before last year http://www.dubaiforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=29236&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0 get over your crisis(self) again. She has regular sessions. But if you look good, you...

Hahaha boys, aren't U wonderful!!!))) Thanks God I'm not all what Uve composed here: I loved my Barbies almost as much as climbing trees and fences :roll: , I take my stilettos off when driving though always have my walking clarks with me, family members refrain from communicating to me before I've...

Even if I was driving an Aston Martin, it was a woman.... and you just can't hit a woman. That's manly and morally illegal. Who's talking about molestation :lol: You nutter... There will need to be an insurance to cover for the little scratches and dents. But best would be to just tell the (man or ...

Leda wrote:

Metaphor79 wrote: you just can't hit a woman.

I can

You can sit next to me in the future

Whenever there is such incident, I flabbergast the crap out them orally, till she gets all aggressive and you follow up with a beating just to finish her.

High five Leda

Bora Bora wrote:Is there no end to this puppypoop crisis? Talk about borrrringgggg.

Crisis? You make it sound light baby.

What about she having a depression. Thats more appropriate

:D About RC: I wouldn't disagree with him on all points - he's just got different idea of presenting his experience, and I'd say there's a lot of cocks' fight going on here... 8) Haha, thats the beauty of it. Our Red brother isn't crazy. Its just that he can't handle humor and seriousness alltogeth...

Leda wrote:Adjustment: U'll sit next to me...)))

Get 'n real you. First we'll practice if you can actually drive

Not driving my Bimmer with stilletto's. What about my expensive carpets...

I know you women

Leda wrote:I hope she's got a male. At last.

Ha, she wish

I'm bad... I know

Leda wrote:R U trying to say u mind holding my Laboutins while begging me to slow down?

Thats more like it.
We'll try your car first...

Leda wrote:Have some mercy to a poor pilippina. She has at least to learn where she pees from.

You make it sound like I'm the bully here. You bully

Leda wrote:Unfortunately THIS IS NOT A DATING FORUM.

Glad you noticed also.

Off you go

Leda wrote:

RobbyG wrote:


Thats more like it.
We'll try your car first...

R U sponsoring the fines?

@SH: You see Speedhump, she starts fighting already!

She's driving and I have to take out my walllet. Oh nooo

@Leda: Are you putting off your responsibilities already after some hardtalk?

Leda wrote:R U trying to say u mind holding my Laboutins while begging me to slow down?

Nice heels you got.

Nice 'flashy' website also: http://www.christianlouboutin.com/

Shouldn't there be a common sense test for ppl applying for driving license. Most of the accidents or rather I should say crashes on Dubai roads are caused by stupidity. I demand a common sense test for all applicants! Don't worry. Government to the rescue ;) http://www.uaelists.com/the-news/272-no...

Leda wrote:Got no answer for such a rude turn off.

Oh common, you asked for it.

You gave a pass and I gave a header. So what

Leda wrote:I still have to leave a good impression considering the cleavage Ive just revealed

you win

R U trying to say u mind holding my Laboutins while begging me to slow down? Nice heels you got. 8) Nice 'flashy' website also: http://www.christianlouboutin.com/ Leda and RobbyG, what is it with you girls? stop teasing each other. 8) Call me a girl again and you won't see to live another day :lol:

^^^Sees a yellow STAR below the legs of Speedhump^^^

^^^Sees the Speedhump STAR releasing a GAS bubble^^^

Seek cover - sunflares approaching

^^^Thats Jade^^^

Hi Jade

Leda wrote:Ah, c'mon, im sure he's attractive

You just gave away your panties hon.

^^^Mad British fooker^^^

^^^Should read below how 'our cake' is admired^^^

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^^^Will bring some for us when I arrive^^^

Leda wrote:

RobbyG wrote:

Leda wrote:Ah, c'mon, im sure he's attractive

You just gave away your panties hon.

U were supposed to be looking another way

Can't get my eyes away from those lean, feminine legs you got there hon.

Did I really say that out loud just now?

Metaphor79 wrote:
Get a room!

I would like to remind you that THIS is not a dating forum.

Only teasing is not restricted. So no dates and no rooms for you son

I've seen a pic of Puppypup and yea she can definitely pass of for Middle Eastern. Filipino, I don't think so. Pinoy's have delicate, petite features. Puppypup has stronger, broader features. This blogger might help Puppypoopz. How to identify Filipinos: http://macnamerica.blogspot.com/2006/05/tulo...

Metaphor79 wrote:Back to our topic....... smart drivers on Dubai roads.

I hope I learned you how to get a proper 'head start'.