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My new bestest friend Zooter!! And you Mr Yorky can get st#ffed!! :lol: Well surely you aren't older than me (29)?? You don't look it - but that's because I had a tough childhood :lol: I know I am gullible but damn you are good at flattery!! :lol: If I was 29 darling that would make you just legal ...

Hi, if you are looking at a place to live you must consider where you work and/or where your kids go to school. Dubai traffic can be horrendous and a 10 minute car ride can become 45 minutes depending on the time of day or current event ie Ramadan, Gitex etc. Dubai is a nice place to live and most a...

yorky500 wrote:Actually Gab, dearest, it was you who suggested "go all the way"

I know, but it's a woman's perogative to shift the blame!

yorky500 wrote:

GAB wrote:And you Mr Yorky can get st#ffed!!

Sage & Onion please!

That brings forth very strange imagery considering they are posters.

Zooter 47!!! Thanks mate-not!! Just shy of 40................ a few more months and everything will be down hill from then on I guess.

Would hate to be walking around Mercato, constantly scratching. :oops: :oops: Why not? Its full of blokes doing that already! :shock: :shock: :shock: Knight I like all the guys that sit in Starbucks in their dishdasha and reflective sunnglasses (HELLLLOOOOOOOOOOO!! you are INSIDE!!) and perve at an...

Zooter 47!!! Thanks mate-not!! Just shy of 40................ a few more months and everything will be down hill from then on I guess. :cry: :cry: :cry: You can just knit something more creative G... for extra 'support' and comfort. Already stock piling gaffer tape- going heavy duty as gravity is a...

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I like all the guys that sit in Starbucks in their dishdasha and reflective sunnglasses (HELLLLOOOOOOOOOOO!! you are INSIDE!!) and perve at anything that walks past. That cracks me up!! :lol: Obviously been a victim once too many times eh G? May be they were just trying to make sure u didn't slip a...

XRW-147 wrote:

GAB wrote:Already stock piling gaffer tape- going heavy duty as gravity is a downer.

Yes, in more ways (places) than one.

NASTY!!

the_zooter wrote:

GAB wrote:Zooter 47!!! Thanks mate-not!! Just shy of 40................ a few more months and everything will be down hill from then on I guess.

I didn't say you were 47!!
You don't look nearly 40 either - unless 30 counts as nearly 40!!

Ah, Zooter!!

My daughter had an accident at Modesh Fun City.

yorky500 wrote:

GAB wrote:Already stock piling gaffer tape- going heavy duty as gravity is a downer.

Is that to keep the teeth in? hehehehehehehehehe

Geez, what is this? Being attacked from both ends of the scale....first the young fella and now the old geezer!! Sheeeesh!!

Yorky- next Liban will deny ever having coffee at Starbucks Mercato.
It really is the most obvious leering point/destination in Dubai.

XRW-147 wrote:

GAB wrote:Geez, what is this? Being attacked from both ends of the scale....first the young fella and now the old geezer!! Sheeeesh!!

Ah... but don't worry I'm not into 'tag team' action.

Yep, stick to BK takeaway!

Congratulations X!! The prize is NOT a plasma TV but your very own handbag!!

Truly, the best things are the beaches-easy access, beautiful water and ideal for water sports such as snorkelling, kite surfing, surf skiing etc. The water does get too hot and the beach is unpleasant at this time of year hence you hit the indoors (we arrived in Summer from winter and the kids cope...

the_zooter wrote:

XRW-147 wrote:

the_zooter wrote:Who is who though??

I'll take a 'stab' that I am not the geezer

Well I hope I'm not either!! So we'll assume Gabs meant Yorky!

You are my angel so YES IT IS YORKY!!

Dubai Knight wrote:

GAB wrote:Congratulations X!! The prize is NOT a plasma TV but your very own handbag!!

Don't let Zoots know he is getting a 'manbag'! There will be tears before bedtime and lots of bitchy tantrums!



Knight

Now there IS something I'd like to see!!

yorky500 wrote:

GAB wrote:Yorky- next Liban will deny ever having coffee at Starbucks Mercato.
It really is the most obvious leering point/destination in Dubai.

With his "sunnies" on of cos.

well, they do say that all the beautiful people hang out there.

Complimenting Liban?? What next?

Someone should hunt down Modhesh with a large elephant gun and blow that smirking, self satisfied, fake smile off his bloated, cherubic yellow face! Its a sham trying to fool people into thinking there is big fun for little ones in this town in the summer. Most of the population leave here and ther...

Cinnabon and Dunkin' Donuts taste like they should..........................so does Subway, Pizza Hut, KFC, Hardees, McDonalds, Burger King -seems to leave a bad taste in X's mouth tho'...........

ajb wrote:Dunkin doughnuts is so very average .... do they have krispy kreme there??

A connoisseur of doughnuts. Something to admire in a person.

Dubai Knight wrote:

raidah wrote:she loves Liban that much?

She loves all small defenceless furry animals! So thats Liban out of the picture!



Knight

So that makes Liban a big burly bloke, with a good wax job. I sense a little man crush here DK. Please share.

Geez, you guys take your junk food seriously!! Boil a can of condensed milk for 3 hours- now that is heaven!!

Boil a can of condensed milk for 3 hours- now that is heaven!! :D G, now if I am not mistaken the first can opener was invented in 1858...it is now the year 2006... where have you been? You get caramel luvee! I could swim in the stuff. Not good for the teeth but if one does have them one does not c...

she loves Liban that much? :twisted: She loves all small defenceless furry animals! So thats Liban out of the picture! :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight So that makes Liban a big burly bloke, with a good wax job. I sense a little man crush here DK. Please share. Whoa! Steady the buffs G darlin'!!! As you kn...

I want to see a job site anywhere in the world where the guys/gals have goggles and safety harnesses!! :roll: :roll: :lol: Provide photos so I can PMSL. Anyone working on a construction site who has to work outside the edge protection (handrails etc) must wear a harness in NZ .... googles would onl...

Liban wrote:I propose to unpropose Arnie's proposal.

Must have HIT a nerve!!!

Gab whats a Gitex? Camel mating season That was funny!! :lol: :lol: During Gitex or whatever it is called-like a big expo of computer/tech stuff all the taxis were diverted to there last year-you couldn't ring one or hail one. I waited on Oud Metha Road for ages, walked to Lamcy Plaza and then stoo...