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St.Lucifer wrote:We are well n truely on our way to world domination.. atleast in numbers..


A good friend of mine thinks India should be 'vaporised'.

The world just doesn't have the resources to handle the Indian population explosion.
by ^ian^
Jan 22, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Saudis ease restriction on women drivers
Replies: 41
Views: 7937

We are naming our plants now... I was going to suggest calling one of them Mohamed. :oops: Some how.. u are so Dilbertish man..distant cousins ? Lots of black humour in Dilbert. the "Far Side" is the all time best! Certainly the Far Side was brilliant, but Scott Adams books are actually q...
by ^ian^
Jan 22, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Bored, bored, BORED !
Replies: 130
Views: 26851

Not_Sure wrote:Complete package including GUI.

Im not going to program it.

After speaking to an ORacle representative. They agreed to have a meetin gof our requirments.

So i guess they will do it all...


*Which* Oracle vendor is it?
by ^ian^
Jan 22, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai high tech talk
Topic: Anything other then Oracle?
Replies: 15
Views: 3651

1052 feet
by ^ian^
Jan 22, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Bored, bored, BORED !
Replies: 130
Views: 26851

We are well n truely on our way to world domination.. atleast in numbers.. A good friend of mine thinks India should be 'vaporised'. The world just doesn't have the resources to handle the Indian population explosion. Would like to meet that friend of yours.. Haha, you will this weekend. But I thin...
by ^ian^
Jan 22, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Saudis ease restriction on women drivers
Replies: 41
Views: 7937

burton wrote:So Ian, what did you have??


Peanut butter on bread.
by ^ian^
Jan 22, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What should I have for lunch?
Replies: 25
Views: 5349

Lot of people r watching and getting involved in the monkey trick of stock exchange.. And one US recession can still send out world wide vibes.. thats a powerful economy.. but sadly not a very positive signal It is not in recession until you have 2 successive quarters of negative growth. Until that...
by ^ian^
Jan 22, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Stock Markets in Free Fall - NY opens in 3 hours
Replies: 19
Views: 4156

Lot of people r watching and getting involved in the monkey trick of stock exchange.. And one US recession can still send out world wide vibes.. thats a powerful economy.. but sadly not a very positive signal It is not in recession until you have 2 successive quarters of negative growth. Until that...
by ^ian^
Jan 22, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Stock Markets in Free Fall - NY opens in 3 hours
Replies: 19
Views: 4156

St.Lucifer wrote:what ever said.. ppl all over the world.. especially in India n back home.. are loosing money.. :(


Time to break out the Baked Beanz.
by ^ian^
Jan 22, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Stock Markets in Free Fall - NY opens in 3 hours
Replies: 19
Views: 4156

MaaaD wrote:ask her what she thinks of the dude who has a dog for an avatar.


Don't ask the question if you may not like the answer!!! :shock:
by ^ian^
Jan 22, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: My wife found out...what to do?
Replies: 48
Views: 9958

go into the folder

c:\windows\system32\drivers\etc

if there is a file there called Hosts open it, otherwise create a blank file and add the following line to the file.

127.0.0.1 www.dubaiforums.com

Save and that will fix your problem
by ^ian^
Jan 22, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: My wife found out...what to do?
Replies: 48
Views: 9958

go into the folder c:\windows\system32\drivers\etc if there is a file there called Hosts open it, otherwise create a blank file and add the following line to the file. 127.0.0.1 http://www.dubaiforums.com Save and that will fix your problem thanks, you are a saviour But can she still find out about...
by ^ian^
Jan 22, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: My wife found out...what to do?
Replies: 48
Views: 9958

St.Lucifer wrote:Hmm she never knew abt DF? so who was that young tall girl with long hair etc with you the other day.. to whom u introduced me as St.lucifer from dubaiforums?

:shock: :shock: :shock:


That's his webmistress... you're really fcking things up for him here.
by ^ian^
Jan 23, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: My wife found out...what to do?
Replies: 48
Views: 9958

You must have done it wrong.
by ^ian^
Jan 23, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Foooooood
Replies: 107
Views: 14959

CCN? Chinese Communist News?
by ^ian^
Jan 23, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Breaking News on CCN at 7am
Replies: 17
Views: 3470

Well... the blood letting has begun and we're on the verge of a worldwide downturn economically.

If the price of oil hits $150 there's a lot of screwed cats.
by ^ian^
Jan 23, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Stock Markets in Free Fall - NY opens in 3 hours
Replies: 19
Views: 4156

Dubai Knight wrote:A cat stuck in a toilet in Boise Idaho?

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Knight


CNN, not Gulf News.
by ^ian^
Jan 23, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Breaking News on CCN at 7am
Replies: 17
Views: 3470

Little known fact you can't actually remove your Facebook account.
by ^ian^
Jan 23, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Marked for life
Replies: 33
Views: 5145

The annoying bug got the right answer. Its plastered everywhere. And it went on for 15 minutes as top on the breaking news. Even the office is talking about it ! Nobody here knew... I made the mistake of mentioning it. Now they're talking about Nicole Kidman... that's a bit of a leap.. soon they'll...
by ^ian^
Jan 23, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Breaking News on CCN at 7am
Replies: 17
Views: 3470

BabyDoll wrote:
^ian^ wrote:Little known fact you can't actually remove your Facebook account.


Thank goodness I am not on it then!


Well you are... you just don't know it.

You have 23 friends too!
by ^ian^
Jan 23, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Marked for life
Replies: 33
Views: 5145

Danish are from Denmark.
by ^ian^
Jan 23, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Giving Danish a bad name
Replies: 13
Views: 2213

BabyDoll wrote:Sorry I mean Dutch.

Still not awake yet !


That's OK. Before anyone else jumps on you, it's a common mistake.
by ^ian^
Jan 23, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Giving Danish a bad name
Replies: 13
Views: 2213

Dubai Knight wrote:
^ian^ wrote:Danish are from Denmark.


So is Lurpak
And bacon

But not PalmInvest
They are from Holland

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Knight


Where is this 'Holland'?

Edit: Welcome forumers to today's geography lesson.
by ^ian^
Jan 23, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Giving Danish a bad name
Replies: 13
Views: 2213

BabyDoll wrote:
^ian^ wrote:
Nobody here knew... I made the mistake of mentioning it.



Told you not to read those thrash mag ..


Where does one get thrash mags in Dubai?

I used to read Penthouse all the time... for the articles of course. Nothing wrong with it so long as it's tasteful.
by ^ian^
Jan 23, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Breaking News on CCN at 7am
Replies: 17
Views: 3470

Nobody loves Gozza as much as Gozza loves Gozza.
by ^ian^
Jan 23, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: hells kitchen on mbc4 now
Replies: 5
Views: 1440

BabyDoll wrote:Sorry Concord wouldnt know since he is locked up in a boiler room. But thought I share the news anyway :lol:


Welcome to WindowWatch at 9:30 with BabyDoll.
by ^ian^
Jan 23, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Did anyone see that?
Replies: 15
Views: 3040

Dubai Knight wrote:
^ian^ wrote:Nobody loves Gozza as much as Gozza loves Gozza.


Oi! You didn't pre-announce your 5000 post party!!

Are we too late?
Will Gordon Ramsey be cooking the quiche and knocking up the pasta salad?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knight


5000 posts? Ages away.
by ^ian^
Jan 23, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: hells kitchen on mbc4 now
Replies: 5
Views: 1440

Danish are from Denmark. So is Lurpak And bacon But not PalmInvest They are from Holland :shock: :shock: :shock: Knight Where is this 'Holland'? Edit: Welcome forumers to today's geography lesson. Go to Belgium, turn right. :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight Where is it in reference to The Netherlands. Havin...
by ^ian^
Jan 23, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Giving Danish a bad name
Replies: 13
Views: 2213

Hrmmm... what is 'corrupted' about seeing a male and female going for it?

(That's all I saw!) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
by ^ian^
Jan 23, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Is your Mind Correcpted
Replies: 17
Views: 4587

BabyDoll wrote:
^ian^ wrote:Where is it in reference to The Netherlands. Having trouble finding it... it must be small.


Size does not matter. It is the existence which matters.

I am sure some important person quoted that once .... or not ...


Were they Japanese?
by ^ian^
Jan 23, 2008
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Giving Danish a bad name
Replies: 13
Views: 2213
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