Jul 05, 2006
*ahem*
Dear Dave,
I could've commented your intellectually stimulating posts directed at Corc and Raidah but I won't. First because both have already kicked your fat, empty head in, virtually speaking. Second because this is far from being the purpose of this post.
What I would like to do is analyze the urges that drive you to make a fool out of yourself on a public forum. Now that is quite the accomplishment as I could possibly understand someone get humiliated in REAL LIFE. But to do that on a public forum, wow... Just wow...
So was it that you had a rough childhood? The kid that got bullied by kindergarden kids, the kid that sucked at sport, the typical stereotype that is depicted in so many cheesy Hollywood movies. Except life isn't a movie and that you're still waiting for that happy ending. Well guess what? You're not on the right track.
Teasing, cocky and funny lines are something and being a douche is something completely different. When you fail at impressing women in real life, when you're still waiting to open that very first box of condoms that your dad bought for you when you got your first pubes and gave you the talk about the bees and the flowers, something is definitely wrong.
Wrong is an understatement when it comes to defining your attitude. You are clueless when it comes to interaction with women. The fact that you have a sense of humor that might only make laugh a select number of individuals including big names such as Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal isn't helping either. I know this is your favourite kind of movie but you shouldn't base all your actions in real or virtual life on "THAT"!
Didn't you read some books? Maybe talk to some smart people, exchange some ideas. Maybe travelled a bit, discovered some different cultures, learned to interact with people who are different from you and learn to accept their differences?
I know I must be confusing you right now so I'll try to keep it simple. Keep myself at your level.
So let it out dude. Just open up and let your s.e.xuality overflow your senses. I am sure everyone here will like you more once you fully embrace your homos.e.xuality! Bashing women, blabbering stuff that only makes you look more foolish day after day isn't going to hide the truth. You have our full support. I am sure everyone here will be there to help you make the transition! We believe in you!
I am going to stop now because this "wall of text" might already be getting to hard for you to follow. We're going to do this step by step.
- Nick81
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