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I'm in the car this morning, on the way to earn another crust, and I'm listening to that AWFUL Emirates Bank ad on the radio. You know, the one that goes: 'Darling, our b!!@**d thieving landlord is putting up our rent by 50%. ' 'Don't worry darling, we can open an options account - pay in 12 install...

And what's wrong with pixies? Don't be so heightist!

yeah, whatever happened to global warming!

I didnt get the last part of the sentence that you mentioned "ends meet"? can you repeat it in another way for me please?[/quote]

'Make ends meet' basically means to survive on what you've got.

forgive my ignorance, but what is an r-rated thread?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I get it!

Actually, global warming could still apply!!!

And I don't believe everyone does have an option to leave. That's a sweeping generalisation.........like saying all locals are rich.

Hiiiiiiiiiii to Kannelli and let me add my congratulations. Another mouth to feed, huh??!!! :D Re: teacher's salaries, I think educational institutes are beginning to wake up to the fact that people are seriously considering leaving and are reviewing current packages. However, I feel that it could b...

I reckon it's Rudeboy's self-portrait.

Fayz, Liban - you guys seem pretty sussed. Can't trust the guy from Damac for obvious reasons
People here keep saying the property bubble is gonna burst pretty soon. Do you reckon it is safe to buy?

quote="bonitta"]I love cats, but don't have 1 :( my mom says that cats eat dead ppl. :? do u think its true?[/quote] In Egypt, they will routinely cull stray dogs, but they won't touch the cats. Legend has it that in poor families with twins, one of them turns into a cat at night and goes ...

No, never read anything about it - s'what the local people in Cairo told me. They'll keep a cat in the house, but not a dog. Cairo is Cat City 'cos they're too superstitious to get rid of the strays.

A sheikhmobile......................cool. Guess you were a bit sheikhen up?
Ok, I'll stop now.

sage & onion wrote:

jija wrote:hi

wat is the fastest and most direct route to take to get from Sheikh Zayed road to dubai international airport?

thanks

Which part of SZR are you coming from?

Helicopter is also good

A wing and a prayer is good too.

Never underestimate a woman scorned.

I can and they are really, really upsetting.

rudeboy wrote:sauron y is ur cat winking at my dog. can u tell ur cat to stop winking at my dog. cos i dont want my dog to leave his home n become a stray dog cos of ur cat. sauron plz tell ur phuddy cat to stop winking at my poor dog.

OK, Tweetie

Somebody should invest in a proper fish and chip shop here. They'd make a killing. Irish Village does great fish and chips.......but, yeah, it's definitely not the same without the newspaper.

Get your own back - shoot up his beer instead.

And let those with a sense of humour failure and dubious command of English get lost down SZR

So I'm on my way to work......yadda yadda...... and I experience yet another of those heartstopping moments when you know you have been inches away from death...and the kids too. Yet another boy racer playing dodgems with the traffic. It throws up a few questions. There are boy racers in many countr...

It's not advisable in those shoes.

I: a) beep my horn as loud and as often as I can b) wave my arms around and gesticulate in an irate fashion c) creep up, inch by inch, the bumper of the dude in front d) rev my engine as loud and as often as I can e) decide I want to be in the next lane and berate anyone who won't let me in f) try t...

EggplanT

And don't reveal too much in Sharjah.

Skinheads...................way to go. And nothing is worse than sweeping the strands over a bald patch...................YUUUUUUUUUUK

Bleakus wrote:

sauron wrote:I:
f) try to run over any pedestrian who dares try to cross in front of me

you gotta be careful with that shit, its not funny to run over another dude

Ooops! Are you really a policeman? Guess your cap fits better with a skinhead.......but your curly hair was cute.

Sugarpuffs

ancient England.......nah! You can still get ém with the lovely smell of steaming newsprint in Scotland. Yuuuuuuuuum