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Liban, your view of the world, the west and everything else are all too clear from the words you yourself write on here.

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A sad fact in Iraq is that the overwhelming majority of the many people who are being slaughtered on a daily basis are Muslims who are dying at the hands of fellow Muslims.

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Surely Yorky, with a name like yours, you'll be more interested in the goings-on at KitKat Crescent!!!

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I would blame Freddy Sherpherd for appointing the useless get in the first place. Where ever he has gone fans have always been delighted when Souness finally departed. If the Toon could get him Martin O'Neill would be a great choice. Souness will probably be waved on his way with a million or two in...

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Smell like they've spent the night in a skip with a family of badgers and drive like Michael Schumacher... wearing a blindfold

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secretdubai,

I never knew it was possible to do a Masters in Unpleasant Bodily Odours... you learn something new on here every day

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It is heartening how ordinary Muslims have been lining up to condemn people like Hamza who called for people to kill, poison and inflict pain in the name of God. Thankfully the overwhelming majority just want to lead normal, peaceful lives and reject the lunatics who preach hatred and revenge. Those...

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If our lass slapped me, I would be an assertive, dominant male by threatening to never again do the washing up, cooking, ironing or hoovering

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Because, of course, never in a million years would a group of fanatics fly planes into skyscrapers or step onto a London bus or the Underground and blow themselves to bits taking ordinary innocent people with them. Just would never happen, eh?

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Fact is you and Kanelli are bigots and racists. You just don't see it. Liban that really is a bit rich. This coming from the person who said the following: "As far as I am concerned, the Jews are a curse on this planet... They are like a disease. They infest and spread like vermin. Sure some Jews d...

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HP, I reckon she's just being coy and playing hard to get. It's just a test of your devotion to see if you're worthy.

I think you're in there mate... and especially when she sees the size of your wad

!

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It was Rupert Murdoch's own newspaper, the News of the World that first broke this story. It was a British newspaper exposing abuse by British soldiers... once again showing the value of a free press in which important stories like this are put before the public whatever the backlash. It is a diffic...

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Yeah, but have you ever watched a woman try to do something as simple as reverse park a car in a slot that could house a jumbo jet?....... Stands back and awaits the avalanache of abuse :wink: Look girls, it's just a joke... most of my best and most intelligent friends in the whole world are women a...

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What do you make of this from Emirates Today: A total of 173 inmates at the Central Department jail in Dubai who memorised all or parts of the Holy Quran were yesterday either allowed to walk free or had their sentences reduced. The inmates were honoured at the sixth award ceremony organised by The ...

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Some fair points shafique and, yes, hopefully it is tied in closely with generally good behavior, remorse for their crimes and a redemption. However, I'm not sure you would feel the same if you were the victim of some terrible crime and the perpetrator was being allowed to walk free up to 20 years e...

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The next time an article appears on an Internet site propagating anti-Israel hatred it should be the basis for legal action. No one has a right to use the public airwaves to incite hatred against another country or its people. It should be a crime to preach hatred against another country or its peo...

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I was just reading in the newspaper that yesterday's showers contributed to 500 (yes that is FIVE HUNDRED) minor accidents on the roads of Dubai. Police said the accidents were caused by "speeding and failure to maintain enough distance with the traffic ahead". Already this city has a shocking recor...

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I just hope they've got enough fags, booze, women and tattoo artists lined up for him.... "Early morning when I wake up I look like Kiss but without the make-up :D " Robbie's an entertainer all right and he usually has the crowd eating out of his hand. Mind I wouldn't like to be the one who has to c...

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Yeah and when you stand back from it and look, just how ridiculous is the whole thing? And yes, I know, respect local traditions and culture and all that, but really why should a little piece of paper make any difference at all?

Answer: In the modern world it shouldn't.

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Ok ok .this is gonna go on forever............ maybe the number one thing we could learn from this story is....... Dont go home with strangers. I think this implies there was some kind of fault on the victim's part... and that's what she was, the VICTIM of an appalling crime. Rape is rape whether t...

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Question: When is a riot not a riot? Answer: When it happens in the UAE and the authorities try to gag any reporting on it by the media because it's not a story about the wonderful world of Dubai. Quite rightly this story crept out belatedly thanks to correspondents and when you look at some of the ...

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I just read that at the star-spangled money-go-round, the Dubai World Cup, the judges voted the Best Dressed Lady as 22-year-old Tereza Charvatova, wearing a red and white spotted dress from RIVER ISLAND. The shop manager from Prague, Czech Republic, won $5,000 (Dh18,361) in BurJuman gift vouchers a...

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Jason Leavy, the launch editor of Emirates Today in Dubai, has left the paper and returned to England. He gave personal reasons for the departure, having only launched the paper in September last year but there have been suggestions that the real reasons could be around interference in editorial by ...

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Mind Emirates Today has defo won headline of the week for this little offering today:

Gynaecologist dismisses rumours that she is a man

I kid you not!

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A man goes to the doctor for treatment for a body rash and the doc prescribes camomile lotion and viagra.

"Why viagra?" asks the man.

"It will help to keep the sheets off your body during the night," replies the doctor.

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Of course the headline we're all waiting for is:

Choco's Big Fat Greek Wedding

That was unkind and uncalled for.

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Choco, erm, ahem...... the film title doesn't refer to anyone's waist size, merely to the fact that it is a big Greek do with loads of fuss! How could a Miss Dubai Forums be anything other than a superfit stunner with a figure to die for! Grease, grease, grovel, grovel! OK, OK.... I better just put ...

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I don't like the direction this thread is taking one little bit!

But, go on Gab, tell all. We're all men, women (and camels) of the world!

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All right, just answer me this... Was it one hump or two

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Didn't Camel - the tobacco people - used to do a line in rough shag

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