Any Decent Guys In Dubai?

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Any Decent guys in Dubai? Jun 03, 2006
decent - educated - cute - serious; are these qualities hardly found in expats guys in Dubai? views appreciated!

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Jun 03, 2006
http://www.dubaiforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=7599
same topic so i think that u will get the same reply...
welcome on DF :wink:
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Jun 03, 2006
is it an invitation or an enquiry.. :lol:
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Jun 03, 2006
lmao... As if someone would answer "no" to a question like that

Why not introduce yourself first? Who said you're DECENT enough for any of us here?


j/k :P But it'd still be nice to give us some info about you. You know, where're you're from, what kind of stuff you like to do...
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Jun 03, 2006
lol Nick what a "decent" question ;)
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Jun 03, 2006
doh! There goes my chance... :?

Would it help if I got this book and memorized all the chapters?

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/158008 ... oding=UTF8


:lol: I'd pay a $1000 to know who would actually buy a book like that...


P.S: I just noticed the lb in cutielb... Are you Lebanese by any chance?
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alexandra wrote:http://www.dubaiforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=7599
same topic so i think that u will get the same reply...
welcome on DF :wink:


It's the first time i see this site, just wanted to share my views with the cool people in here. Wow so someone else thinks the same well from that date to this one i am sure that new generations were born ;)
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i would be careful to call the people in here cool right away :P ... we have a thread on plastic scouring pads that went on for hundreds and hundreds of posts ... not exactly cool .. more like .. "we need to get a life" hahah

anyway you didnt answer Nick's question, introduce yourself :)
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A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE.
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper
ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband ..
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men are decent.
The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men are decent and educated
The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men are decent, educated and extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men are decent, very educated,
good looking and serious for a long term marital relationship.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men are all decent, very educated, with drop dead good looks, serious types, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
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Jun 03, 2006
^ Gold. I think I am gonna like it here 8)
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here is the rest of this story:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited
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'bout me Jun 03, 2006
well i am a Lebanese girl, educated and single working in DMC @ the moment.
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Media City eh? We've got many customers there. Dunno if the company you work in is using our ERP software: Visual Dolphin. We have a media module specifically designed for media/advertising agencies/companies.

How long have you been in Dubai?


P.S: why do you keep posting that thing about being "educated". You had bad experiences with morons or what? :lol:
Oh I completely understand you, I've dumped girls because of that, but still it's funny the way you put it
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i am a construction worker, completed 4th grade, and i am working on a new building coming up in DMC. want to go for lunch ? we get 12:30 till 3pm off in the summer so we can hang out then.
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Jun 03, 2006
lmao

you're baaad maaad!


where're you from anyway? You didn't say on my "new members" topic. Anyway I realize now that I am not the only one with bad manners here. Over 25 persons viewed my topic and only you welcomed me here :evil:

My revenge will be terrible. You just wait...
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come on man i am construction worker where would i be from ;)
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Jun 03, 2006
AAAARRRRRNNNNIIIIIEEEE!!!!

There are young men muscling in here!

DFM will be seriously looking into the situation and evaluating the retribution that will be exacted!

8) 8) 8) 8)

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Jun 03, 2006
your DFM doesnt scare me, i am backed up by some heavy explosives and oil money
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MaaaD wrote:your DFM doesnt scare me, i am backed up by some heavy explosives and oil money


Told you about the TNT, Maaad...it does 'sweat' a lot in this heat doesn't it...would be shame if it were to...er...accidentally go 'off'???

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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Just because someone has an education, doesn't necessarily mean they'll be any less a moron.
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Chocoholic wrote:Just because someone has an education, doesn't necessarily mean they'll be any less a moron.


Yeah! Just look at me!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Ahahaha, no but it's true. In actually fact some people can be even bigger a**holes. Becaue they think they're 'all that' and if you don't come upto their expectations, then adios amigo!
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Dubai Knight wrote:AAAARRRRRNNNNIIIIIEEEE!!!!

There are young men muscling in here!

DFM will be seriously looking into the situation and evaluating the retribution that will be exacted!

8) 8) 8) 8)

Knight



"no fear" my younger DK, these young un's are no competition for us. Just humour and treat with contempt.

Most of their cool idea's to treat and impress a lady evolve round a "double cheesburger and a Mc Flurry.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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arniegang wrote:
Dubai Knight wrote:AAAARRRRRNNNNIIIIIEEEE!!!!

There are young men muscling in here!

DFM will be seriously looking into the situation and evaluating the retribution that will be exacted!

8) 8) 8) 8)

Knight



"no fear" my younger DK, these young un's are no competition for us. Just humour and treat with contempt.

Most of their cool idea's to treat and impress a lady evolve round a "double cheesburger and a Mc Flurry.

:lol: :lol: :lol:



I'll show you old timer what kind of competition you're going to have from now on :P
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yer right

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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They don't stand a chance!

8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

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Just humour them DK

:roll: :roll: :roll:
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Why do poeple have the impression Choc is Yoda? :D
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Re: Any Decent guys in Dubai? Jun 04, 2006
cutielb wrote:decent - educated - cute - serious; are these qualities hardly found in expats guys in Dubai? views appreciated!


First be honest and ask from youself

" do i deserve a guy having above mentioned qualities? "

1= Education ruined my life , i was genius :0) .Well education doesnt make someone decent , it is a tool to waste your half of life in schools. Only dumbs go to school , genius do not need to school.


2= decent ....there are certain points in relationship where we have to behave indecent :wink: ........never expect the decency from men and dogs , both have big tongue :P

3= cute ..... It will hard for you to keep the grip on cute guy. So u better find someone ugly and make him slave.
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A64Venice wrote:Why do poeple have the impression Choc is Yoda? :D


No thats kanelli
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