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OMG Britney, not another conspiracy in the making? I googled 'paranoid' for you and it came up with 'Paranoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs concerning a perceived threat towards oneself.' I think this may be Brit speak, I don't speak gibberish but if you pop it into google translat...

Britney, as you have obviously not been blessed in the baby department I should explain that there are many pitfalls that may occur before the seventh month that can lead to an emergency hospital admittance. It is then that questions would be asked that would result in the Police being called to the...

Britney, who mentioned 'attack'? I have never mentioned attack, which seems to be a word that creeps into your posts with alarming regularity, The reason that I assumed you had no children was that you kindly pointed out in a previous post that I was obviously intellectually challenged by having 3 c...

Britney, there you go again with the copying thing. I will need to refer to my books and see if I can come up with some advice on how you can get over it. Bare with me, I will do my best to try to help you.

Don't worry Britney, I'm only going to practice on you. You are such a fasinating character.

oh a mutual appreciation society! That's special! Go for it Britney, you've got a friend!

benwj wrote:

herve wrote:People, signed free book for the post #300

Who do I make the signature out to... is 'Herve' OK?

I'm lost, what do you mean?

Bloody hell, Barney lads, used to get together for dances with Polam girls, who were goers, I'm led to believe, daughters excepted of course What a small world.

I am geordie, well near enough and I don't understand, please explain.

I hope you are not refering to my David! BTW just watched Sunderland beat West Ham 1-0, the sun must shine a lot in Sunderland

It appears that all I've achieved here is to make people yearn for their little piece of home. @DD, My eldest was on a conference call to their office in Calgary. The fact that it had taken her 2 and a half hours to get into work in a city like Manchester caused much hilarity. Manchester has about 1...

I'm no wiser, obviously a simpleton

I hope you are not refering to my David! BTW just watched Sunderland beat West Ham 1-0, the sun must shine a lot in Sunderland :wink: You know Sunderland. You therefore know it doesn't! It rains a lot. :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight Where do all the players get their sun tans?-- Sun Dec 05, 2010 11:38 pm...

Gatesheeeed?

Ohhh I'm with you now, sorry for being a bit slow! I don't need a signed book, I have something much nicer that that

DK I'll have you know I did my courting in Sunderland! My first husband treated me to chips and gravy in the bus station on many a night out. He won my heart!

That's ok benjw, BM likes a man whom she can cuddle! No, my team is not Sunderland, although local to me. IMO men shouldn't need fitness videos. Regular execise should suffice to keep one fit. I can offer some fitness advice by PM if needed.

A plaster cast of herves naughty parts ? I didn't know Herve did those kind of things ! Now now DDS! You are only jealous that BM isn't lusting after your parts.-- Mon Dec 06, 2010 12:57 am -- Ohhh I'm with you now, sorry for being a bit slow! I don't need a signed book, I have something much nicer...

My pleasure benwj, it is BM's mission to help a young man score.

Oh no mate, French Canadians are not considered Kosher, I've even heard the french say they can't understand a word what you Quebecious are on about with that Cannuck French ! :D So you don't count ! :D I beg to differ DDS! DD does count in my book, if he can do a French accent, he is in with a cha...

herve wrote:

desertdudeshj wrote:Bah !

Hey, we got a winner here, it was a sniper bid, but you got it!

Herve, DDS will never be a winner

So am i LOL

benwj wrote:

herve wrote:

desertdudeshj wrote:Bah !

Hey, we got a winner here, it was a sniper bid, but you got it!

Ah 300th reply, not 300th post.
I should have read the contract.

Yes benwj always read the small print,

DD doesn't have to send in a tape, I've heard him live!! mmmmmm. Sorry to disappoint DDS!!LOL

Well I'm pleased Herve's trial is causing you so much amusement DK and Sage. Let's hope that you don't find yourselves on the wrong side of any of the locals anytime soon.

Outside sounds perfect!

Are you sure I can't bring my cheerleaders outfit? I do have a 'Get Out Of Jail Free' card to play if I upset any locals!

I'd spend the day with my little munchkin DDS! PMSL!

Hello munchkin!

I could teach him Bora! What a send off!

I've never excused any war crime, FD has, I've never condoned the killing of babies or enslavement of virgins.. but eh has. Herve's vile views were the more extreme end of loon views - but he's not here to defend his nazi viewpoint. Cheers, Shafique It's only a coward that would continue to attack ...

thelast , I saw a snippit of the film this morning on the news. I'm not a big film watching person but now I know it has Tom Cruise in it. I'm not keen on him in real life. He's all right to look at, but a bit short. Vertically challenged :D The clip showed him jumping out of the Burj Khalifa and h...