The 10 Most Important People In A Woman's Life

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The 10 Most Important People in a Woman's Life Apr 01, 2006
1. The doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes"

2. The dentist because he says, "Open Wide"

3. The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown"

4. The milkman because he says, "Do you want it in the front or in back?"

5. The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it!"

6. The banker because he says,"If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"

7. The police officer because he says, "Spread 'em"

8. The mailman because he always delivers his package.

9. The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.

10. The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.

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Apr 02, 2006
hahaha.. good... and what about banana seller !!!!

10. The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.

:pukeright:
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Apr 02, 2006
lol..an utterly hilarious read =)
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Apr 03, 2006
Yeah, hilarious if it was heard in a pub when hanging out with the guys. Definitely guy humour. :?
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Apr 03, 2006
this is funny
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Apr 09, 2006
ha-ha-ha
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Apr 09, 2006
Jupiter wrote:hahaha.. good... and what about banana seller !!!!

10. The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.

:pukeright:


ofcourse only women are atttracted to banana sellers with arnie the exception....he needs a replacement :lol:
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Apr 09, 2006
hahahaa funny stuff :lol:
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Apr 10, 2006
Wonder who the 10 most important ppl are in a man's life? ;)
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Apr 11, 2006
solhanic wrote:Wonder who the 10 most important ppl are in a man's life? ;)



Coming Soon..... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Apr 13, 2006
solhanic wrote:Wonder who the 10 most important ppl are in a man's life? ;)

anyone with nice boobs and ass :P
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