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rudeboy wrote:

melika969 wrote:no Esmeralda, you are not being Irani is not our problem. as my last bf was not Irani.
The problem is as you announced before, you are ga*y and i am female! sorry mate!

even IF I was gay and you were the LAST woman on earth, AND THERE WERE NO SHEEP, I would rather go and jump off a cliff

Just do what you normally do, hump a sheep.

Bora Bora wrote:

rudeboy wrote:

melika969 wrote:no Esmeralda, you are not being Irani is not our problem. as my last bf was not Irani.
The problem is as you announced before, you are ga*y and i am female! sorry mate!

even IF I was gay and you were the LAST woman on earth, AND THERE WERE NO SHEEP, I would rather go and jump off a cliff

Just do what you normally do, hump a sheep.

sorry am not from wales or texas but if you are into that kind of stuff there is one sheep I know who is ready for the big sacrifice

rudeboy wrote:

melika969 wrote:no Esmeralda, you are not being Irani is not our problem. as my last bf was not Irani.
The problem is as you announced before, you are ga*y and i am female! sorry mate!

even IF I was gay and you were the LAST woman on earth, I would rather go and jump off a cliff

oh yeh no need to announce who your bf was. We dont care if it was Tom Jones, Alex Ferguson or Mr Bean

hey being gay is ok, nothing is wrong with that! You dont have to be soooo much in denial, just live with it!

oh BTW, u used "we" again, who are u referring to? do u sum up all guys from rude-boys.com? of course u dont care who is my bf, well as you are all gaaaay!

Bora Bora wrote:

rudeboy wrote:

melika969 wrote:no Esmeralda, you are not being Irani is not our problem. as my last bf was not Irani.
The problem is as you announced before, you are ga*y and i am female! sorry mate!

even IF I was gay and you were the LAST woman on earth, AND THERE WERE NO SHEEP, I would rather go and jump off a cliff

Just do what you normally do, hump a sheep.

I'm lovingggg these sheep comments hahaha

rudeboy wrote:
sorry am not from wales or texas but if you are into that kind of stuff there is one sheep I know who is ready for the big sacrifice

So I assume you're the shepherd, and you're willing to give up your beloved sheep?

rudeboy wrote: i have already tried with mel, according to her I am not irani enough for her. Got to work on how can i twist my tongue in nickers so that I can speak farsi before I have any luck with her!

rudeboy wrote:

melika969 wrote:no Esmeralda, you are not being Irani is not our problem. as my last bf was not Irani.
The problem is as you announced before, you are ga*y and i am female! sorry mate!

even IF I was gay and you were the LAST woman on earth, I would rather go and jump off a cliff

oh yeh no need to announce who your bf was. We dont care if it was Tom Jones, Alex Ferguson or Mr Bean

Couple of posts ago you were dying for Mel to acknowledge you, and this is ur retort? Typical of jilted loverboys Tough luck man, cos she's a bomb!
Besides RB c'mon man, Tom Jones, Alex Ferguson??? Boy you have a weird taste in men, but then again whad do I know bout gay men. As they say to each his own.

Hey RB here's one for you, cos I know it turns you on....Wat is it you normally say when excited...(ahh yes) BAAAAA

@MCL what are you on about :S I must admit it must have taken you days to write up whatever you just wrote, sorry it doesnt make sense . All I saw was your posting pic of hairy tom jones, I guess with Mels obsession with gay ppl, you thought you would jump the que and show everyone your love for hairy men and their hairy chest

@mcl I was being ironic by HITTING on mel. she could be a bombshell or a nuclearshell but she BLOODY ANNOUNCES EVERYTHING!!! imagine her coming on the forum and say we did this and that

@sym no man I am waiting for Eid ul Adha to come so that we can sacrifice some sheeps and cow here and the best thing is we wont have to go the animal market

rudeboy wrote:@sym no man I am waiting for Eid ul Adha to come so that we can sacrifice some sheeps and cow here and the best thing is we wont have to go the animal market

HAHAHAHAHA !!!
Whats about the ugly princess and the handsome frog??

we will need to find someone who eats frogs :S I know herve likes snails What the hell we will send him the frog and the ugly betty as our gift to him for nicking billions of dollars from Dubai. I mean thats the least we can do for that crafty bugger!!

Now now children...lets get back on topic to the two ikkle storks in Zagreb.

Any more of this sheep throwing and I may have to step in and Mod 'ya!



Knight

didnt know sheep had become a sware word :S

rudeboy wrote: whatever you just wrote, sorry it doesnt make sense . All I saw was your posting pic of hairy tom jones, ...

Esmeralda is showing off 'her' true colors again!

Plug in the corks fella's !!!

RobbyG wrote:

rudeboy wrote: whatever you just wrote, sorry it doesnt make sense . All I saw was your posting pic of hairy tom jones, ...

Esmeralda is showing off 'her' true colors again!

All rights reserved Robby .. to the exclusive agent, princess dolly

come on bob, everyone does that when they get cornered, they become a small kid and and change peoples comments using the quote command. Come on bobby I never expected this from you. You were up all NIGHT long just to do this?????

erm you do realise this thread is 5 years old right?

Chocs? 5 years?

rudeboy wrote:come on bob, everyone does that when they get cornered, they become a small kid and and change peoples comments using the quote command. Come on bobby I never expected this from you. You were up all NIGHT long just to do this?????

No No No, buttracer. These are your words. I simply highlighted them so that people couldn't miss what you said.


Go sit in your naughty corner mate. Took me 3 seconds to spot this one.

roberta, I wish you could spot your bald patch too buttracer :S lol is that the worst you could up with your vocabulary???

honestly I dont blame you, when it comes to swearing, the dutch are good people or should i say sissy I mean neuken sounds like you are going to nuke someone right now and when g@y is translatted into dutch it comes out like goedgehumeurd :S or goedgeluimd goghgohsgodsghsdogihsd man it sounds like someone gogogogogling water or like a turkey looking for another turkey

goedgehumeurd!!

Are you really from Holland?

Are you really from Holland?

I guess he discovered google translator recently!

U need to post the pic of squirrel again Robb!

This one ?

melika969 wrote:

Are you really from Holland?

I guess he discovered google translator recently!

U need to post the pic of squirrel again Robb!

WAHAAAAY Eistein from Iran, congraulations you have won a bumper car today. Now go drive off a cliff


bob, the dutch dont have a translation for the word d1ck is that cos you guys are d1ckl3ss or something!!!!

D1ck is for little men. We have horse cocks so we leave out the translation because we don't want to scare you too much. You have pride issues already. Lets not increase the pain, right?

jongeheer!!! hahaha that brings shame to the word rooster honestly mate!! no wonder you guys give up your language cos its g@y and you decide to stick to englihsh

imagining swearing in dutch, oay JONGEHEEEER!! lol thank goodness Hitler wasnt Dutch

i feel for ya bob, i honestly do

Say RB, if you do think about saying something every once in a while, then say something intelligent AND funny. You make no sense.

I've heard sheeps talk more comprehensively. Practice mate, or parrot the mofo ffs.

see bobilicious,

all I am saying is that the dutch dont know how to swear in their own language!!

when you swear you are supposed to keep it short.

Whereas if you convert something really bad from english into dutch, it sounds like a nice dutch story book

something like

opzuigen mijn jongeheer :S lol no offence to ya but that was just an example how g@y dutch language is

you should use words like hond or schaap to make it quick and painfall

Honestly mate, if I started blasting your azz in Dutch, and you'd understand it et all, then you'd be running against the trees for safety.

I aint kidding.

roberta go ahead make my day

trust me by the time you have finished I would have fallen sleep so yeh please

RobbyG, it would be hard to take anyone serious who cursed in any language who wears these shoes.