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Wasn't me! It must have been my twin brother - he's the nice one.

Concord wrote:Wasn't me! It must have been my twin brother - he's the nice one.

yeah, yeah ur right , sorry me mistake

Concord wrote:Wasn't me! It must have been my twin brother - he's the nice one.

that explains, I will take your word for it!

Corcovado,

when are we gonna meet. We can chose nice romantic place (not carrefour) in Dubai. I will stand outside the carrefour of dubai city center while having red rose in my hand. But please show up on time. How we gonna say hello

Girls always come late and we guys are always arrive an hour before the fixed time. During this time , we visit toilet 3 or 4 times to check our hair style or any other shortcoming . I even wash my face 2 or 3 times in order to look more fresh.

I bet if you take the X -raw of Zooter before date , the following report will come out

1= Extra Horney
2= Thinking to have s.e.x on first date
3= He will treat the gal like a b.itch
4= He will be extra decent in order to having s.e.x.

OMG Corcovado, HIDE NOW!!!

XRW-147 wrote:

easternjewel wrote:we want to know more zooter !!

He's available for adoption... what more do you need to know Ej?

That is news for HP

HP wrote:Corcovado,

when are we gonna meet. We can chose nice romantic place (not carrefour) in Dubai. I will stand outside the carrefour of dubai city center while having red rose in my hand. But please show up on time. How we gonna say hello

Girls always come late and we guys are always arrive an hour before the fixed time. During this time , we visit toilet 3 or 4 times to check our hair style or any other shortcoming . I even wash my face 2 or 3 times in order to look more fresh.

I bet if you take the X -raw of Zooter before date , the following report will come out

1= Extra Horney
2= Thinking to have s.e.x on first date
3= He will treat the gal like a b.itch
4= He will be extra decent in order to having s.e.x.

Corcovado

I think lot of people are getting jealous here

HP wrote:Corcovado

I think lot of people are getting jealous here

LOl...you casanova !

I noticed that you changed your location yet again

KeithL wrote:

HP wrote:Corcovado

I think lot of people are getting jealous here

LOl...you casanova !

I noticed that you changed your location yet again

I am tired of south east aisan girls , no matter how much perfume they spray it can not hide the smell of curry . They behave sick and they never shave their moustache not even before dating They are always ready to fight .

So now i moved to Middle east . As soon as situation is calm down , we will be announced as husband and wife by DFM

HP wrote:

KeithL wrote:

HP wrote:Corcovado

I think lot of people are getting jealous here

LOl...you casanova !

I noticed that you changed your location yet again

I am tired of south east aisan girls , no matter how much perfume they spray it can not hide the smell of curry . They behave sick and they never shave their moustache not even before dating They are always ready to fight .

So now i moved to Middle east . As soon as situation is calm down , we will be announced as husband and wife by DFM

NO husband of mine will talk like this about any woman just because u didnt get EJ it doesnt mean u can talk about her or any nationality like this hmmm"second thoughts" i am a feminist u know

Corcovado wrote:NO husband of mine will talk like this about any woman just because u didnt get EJ it doesnt mean u can talk about her or any nationality like this hmmm"second thoughts" i am a feminist u know

HP does it again !

KeithL wrote:LOl...you casanova !

I noticed that you changed your location yet again

HP - Manwhore reinvent

Corcovado wrote:NO husband of mine will talk like this about any woman just because u didnt get EJ it doesnt mean u can talk about her or any nationality like this hmmm"second thoughts" i am a feminist u know

Like a moth to a flame...

XRW-147 wrote:HP - Manwhore reinvent

HP wrote:I am tired of south east aisan girls , no matter how much perfume they spray it can not hide the smell of curry . They behave sick and they never shave their moustache not even before dating They are always ready to fight .

So now i moved to Middle east . As soon as situation is calm down , we will be announced as husband and wife by DFM

TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID RIGHT NOWWW!!

coc

damn , it was someone who hacked my passwords and wrote it , it was not me. If i am liar my daddy arniegang will die

Sorry , i will be a nice and decent husband. You just need to give me chance I will respect all nationalities , girls and even GAB
damn now i am in crisis ( in middle east) .

The hacker returns

XRW was saying relaxing sunday

YEAH NOW

HP wrote:coc

damn , it was someone who hacked my passwords and wrote it , it was not me. If i am liar my daddy arniegang will die

Sorry , i will be a nice and decent husband. You just need to give me chance I will respect all nationalities , girls and even GAB
damn now i am in crisis ( in middle east) .

Wow, HP back peddling? Has cupid really struck?

HP wrote:coc

damn , it was someone who hacked my passwords and wrote it , it was not me. If i am liar my daddy arniegang will die

Sorry , i will be a nice and decent husband. You just need to give me chance I will respect all nationalities , girls and even GAB
damn now i am in crisis ( in middle east) .

DO U THINK U CAN GET AWAY BY ANYTHING BY BEING FUNNY AND WITTY ??? ok i forgive u

"A fool who thinks that he is a fool is for that very reason a wise man. The fool who thinks that he is wise is called a fool indeed."

does that make HP a wise man?

A wise man who acts the fool is indeed a jester for the times.

Corcovado wrote:

HP wrote:coc

damn , it was someone who hacked my passwords and wrote it , it was not me. If i am liar my daddy arniegang will die

Sorry , i will be a nice and decent husband. You just need to give me chance I will respect all nationalities , girls and even GAB
damn now i am in crisis ( in middle east) .

DO U THINK U CAN GET AWAY BY ANYTHING BY BEING FUNNY AND WITTY ??? ok i forgive u

Thanks , i know u will forgive my mistakes and my faults and you will love me the way i am
But now i will respect all girls and nationalities .

anyone can guide me how to win the heart of girl

HP wrote:anyone can guide me how to win the heart of girl

follow your own advice, go kidnap a few Israeli soldiers .. not only corc but every other middle eastern girl (and maybe a few guys) will fall for you

MaaaD wrote:

HP wrote:anyone can guide me how to win the heart of girl

follow your own advice, go kidnap a few Israeli soldiers .. not only corc but every other middle eastern girl (and maybe a few guys) will fall for you

true hehehhehehe

Corcovado wrote:

MaaaD wrote:

HP wrote:anyone can guide me how to win the heart of girl

follow your own advice, go kidnap a few Israeli soldiers .. not only corc but every other middle eastern girl (and maybe a few guys) will fall for you

true hehehhehehe

Once i was taken to hospital to donate some blood. When i saw the red blood , i was about to fall. All people gathered around me and they brought juice for me .

well as corco said that i must have respect for all nationalities , so i put my sword back in plastic case

The jealous indian girl asked me to bring the head of
Pervez musharraf (President of Pakistan) .