Would Anyone On Here Like To Be My Bird?

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Would anyone on here like to be my bird? Jan 05, 2009
I have a job, I'm reasonably well endowed; I only get drunk in the evenings and I promise not to slap you around more than three or four times a week.

Interested females should send a pm. No time wasters please.

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Jan 05, 2009
:roll:
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Jan 05, 2009
I take it you're not interested?
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Jan 05, 2009
Well I don't know! How many spankings do you like a week? :shock:
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Chocoholic wrote:Well I don't know! How many spankings do you like a week? :shock:


Two a day. Studded leather cat-o-nine only.
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Jan 05, 2009
Ms Del....Are you well versed with the Karama Sutra? If so I may be interested
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Jan 06, 2009
How cheating is that calling girls birds, well I mean usually they call them cats, coz they scratch (sometimes) birds can never be angry, but for cats believe me keep away from an angry cat she becomes a lion in a minute, and when she is only God know whats gonna happen......
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Jan 06, 2009
Oh how so non PC to call a women a "Bird",us grown up men know that you should call them "Wenches", as in "go get me a beer wench" or "Look Wench get of the puter and make me a sarnie".

Oop's gotta go as my wife has just told me to go shopping for her
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Jan 06, 2009
She needs again new shoes???
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Jan 06, 2009
Birds, Cats, Chicks, call them whatever you want, that won't change the fact that they are the fruit of life and can't live without them....
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Jan 06, 2009
Birds, Cats, Chicks, Pussies, Broads and Kitties, you name it. It sounds pretty soft though, aint it?

What actually is more disturbing is the following word; wife.
It sounds horrible, don't you agree? Who in a loving soul thought of that term when he invented marriage!!

btw; I'm LMAO about this topic. 8)
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Jan 07, 2009
seems like girls has no opinions to share....
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Re: Would anyone on here like to be my bird? Jan 09, 2009
Del wrote:I have a job, I'm reasonably well endowed; I only get drunk in the evenings and I promise not to slap you around more than three or four times a week.

Interested females should send a pm. No time wasters please.



a bird !! :roll:
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Re: Would anyone on here like to be my bird? Jan 09, 2009
Miss_lolly wrote:
Del wrote:I have a job, I'm reasonably well endowed; I only get drunk in the evenings and I promise not to slap you around more than three or four times a week.

Interested females should send a pm. No time wasters please.



a bird !! :roll:


The term 'bird' is entirely consistent with the overall chauvinistic tone of the post. Image
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Jan 09, 2009
^ that's a bird too!!!!

:lol:
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Re: Would anyone on here like to be my bird? Jan 09, 2009
Del wrote:
Miss_lolly wrote:
Del wrote:I have a job, I'm reasonably well endowed; I only get drunk in the evenings and I promise not to slap you around more than three or four times a week.

Interested females should send a pm. No time wasters please.



a bird !! :roll:


The term 'bird' is entirely consistent with the overall chauvinistic tone of the post. Image




ah i see :?
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Re: Would anyone on here like to be my bird? Jan 10, 2009
Miss_lolly wrote:
Del wrote:
Miss_lolly wrote:
Del wrote:I have a job, I'm reasonably well endowed; I only get drunk in the evenings and I promise not to slap you around more than three or four times a week.

Interested females should send a pm. No time wasters please.



a bird !! :roll:


The term 'bird' is entirely consistent with the overall chauvinistic tone of the post. Image




ah i see :?



I'm not really looking for anyone off here. Image
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Jan 15, 2009
Where would you like to get someone off then...? :3some:
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Jan 19, 2009
thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks
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Jan 21, 2009
I sing like a canary.
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Jan 22, 2009
puppypup wrote:I sing like a canary.



looooooooooll

let us hear from ya ;)
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Jan 22, 2009
Miss_lolly wrote:
puppypup wrote:I sing like a canary.



looooooooooll

let us hear from ya ;)


I like...you :D ...how romantic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biHkK8kZKEE&NR=1

Bad bird bad bird...what you gonna do when they come for you :wink:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLsKlqiy ... re=related
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Jan 22, 2009
RobbyG wrote:
Miss_lolly wrote:
puppypup wrote:I sing like a canary.



looooooooooll

let us hear from ya ;)


I like...you :D ...how romantic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biHkK8kZKEE&NR=1

Bad bird bad bird...what you gonna do when they come for you :wink:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLsKlqiy ... re=related



ohhh sooo cute

see this too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G9fkvBz ... re=related

i wana a bird too :cry:
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Jan 22, 2009
Miss_lolly wrote:ohhh sooo cute

see this too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G9fkvBz ... re=related

i wana a bird too :cry:


Great imitations. I like them parrots.
You know what Miss Lolly, if you'll be my bird. I'll get you one too.

Everybody happy :lol: :wink:
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Jan 23, 2009
RobbyG wrote:
Miss_lolly wrote:ohhh sooo cute

see this too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G9fkvBz ... re=related

i wana a bird too :cry:


Great imitations. I like them parrots.
You know what Miss Lolly, if you'll be my bird. I'll get you one too.

Everybody happy :lol: :wink:



okey dokey

dealll
but i don t promisse to be your bird till after you ll bring the bird for me :D

loooooooll
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Jan 23, 2009
Miss_lolly wrote:
RobbyG wrote:
Miss_lolly wrote:ohhh sooo cute

see this too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G9fkvBz ... re=related

i wana a bird too :cry:


Great imitations. I like them parrots.
You know what Miss Lolly, if you'll be my bird. I'll get you one too.

Everybody happy :lol: :wink:



okey dokey

dealll
but i don t promisse to be your bird till after you ll bring the bird for me :D

loooooooll


:D I'm off for the shops and I'm buying two of them. Any wishes for its colour?

As for us two; The contracts are ready love. :lol:

:lovestory:
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Jan 23, 2009
i want one blue and one red

hey and in the contract you have to put only 30 min
you ll give me the bird and then it ll finish :D


i m soo bad i know hahahahahaha
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Jan 23, 2009
Miss_lolly wrote:i want one blue and one red

hey and in the contract you have to put only 30 min
you ll give me the bird and then it ll finish :D


i m soo bad i know hahahahahaha


No, you're the greatest. :toothy10:
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Jan 23, 2009
RobbyG wrote:
Miss_lolly wrote:i want one blue and one red

hey and in the contract you have to put only 30 min
you ll give me the bird and then it ll finish :D


i m soo bad i know hahahahahaha


No, you're the greatest. :toothy10:



oh then !!
where is my bird ??????
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Jan 23, 2009
You really got me rolling the floor now, honey! ROTF-LMAO

Like I said. You're the greatest! :lol:
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