How To Beat The Black Point System

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How to beat the black point system Mar 17, 2009
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"My Infiniti fx50 is impounded by police lol for 2 months and the 36 black points which i got i took with me 2 of my office mallu friends and they deducted 12 from each of the licence and the officer was very good before he was not believing that the other 2 mallus can drive above 200 lol but he was good and he reduced for me one month also and the car is gone now for months."

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Mar 17, 2009
Back-story is he got flashed doing 200+ kph three times in a month.
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Mar 18, 2009
So we can beat the system by hiring Mallus to get black points on their licences ?

Or did they agree to it for free (or maybe a complimentary coconut did the trick?)
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Mar 18, 2009
who are mallu?
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Mar 18, 2009
Snow wrote:who are mallu?


Hehe, are you new to the country?
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Mar 18, 2009
no...I'm supposed to know who mallu is?
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Mar 18, 2009
gtmash wrote:
Snow wrote:who are mallu?


Hehe, are you new to the country?


I've been here over a year and I had to google it now to find out. A lot of p<3n stuff comes up when you google it but I got it :)
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Mar 18, 2009
Snow wrote:no...I'm supposed to know who mallu is?


you drive in Dubai and you don't know who are mallu's?!?!? :shock:

Those indian's with mustache who drive a Nissan Sunny on the fast lane at 60KM :roll: :roll:
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Re: How to beat the black point system Mar 18, 2009
gtmash wrote:Random post from a car forum :

"My Infiniti fx50 is impounded by police lol for 2 months and the 36 black points which i got i took with me 2 of my office mallu friends and they deducted 12 from each of the licence and the officer was very good before he was not believing that the other 2 mallus can drive above 200 lol but he was good and he reduced for me one month also and the car is gone now for months."


amazing!!! those mallus will do anything for money
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quatroporte wrote:
gtmash wrote:Random post from a car forum :

"My Infiniti fx50 is impounded by police lol for 2 months and the 36 black points which i got i took with me 2 of my office mallu friends and they deducted 12 from each of the licence and the officer was very good before he was not believing that the other 2 mallus can drive above 200 lol but he was good and he reduced for me one month also and the car is gone now for months."


amazing!!! those mallus will do anything for money

i guess some enterprizing mallu will start a business around this concept.. I'm sure there will be massive demand for this with so many traffic offenders..
n there is no dearth of mallus any way.. n more waiting to come in..
just thinking how will he be advertizing!
"One stop solution to all your traffic fines.. We help you to relieve you of your pain.. Your chance to break free!! "
:lol:
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Mar 18, 2009
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"One stop solution to all your traffic fines.. We help you to relieve you of your pain.. Your chance to break free!! "

:lol: :lol:
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Mar 18, 2009
Snow wrote:no...I'm supposed to know who mallu is?


A bit racist, but have you figured it out yet?
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Mar 18, 2009
quatroporte wrote:Image

"One stop solution to all your traffic fines.. We help you to relieve you of your pain.. Your chance to break free!! "

:lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Mar 18, 2009
This story is baseless !

I'm suppose to believe that the police beileved that the mallus were driving a FX 50 :D its a global fact they only drove sunnys at 60. Oh wait a minute this story is outrageous that it just might be true :D :D :D
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Mar 18, 2009
That could be a possiblity ... considering the amount of business they control or maybe its not mallus, but Indians from other parts.
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Mar 18, 2009
worldguy wrote:That could be a possiblity ... considering the amount of business they control or maybe its not mallus, but Indians from other parts.


I think you guys are getting confused. The FX50 owner is not Indian. He took 2 Indians with him to spread out the points.
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Mar 18, 2009
great idea ..now i know how to remove my points..thanx alot..

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Mar 19, 2009
While u guys mock mallus, let it be known that these mallus are also amongst the richest and most powerful people in UAE!
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Misery Called Life wrote:While u guys mock mallus, let it be known that these mallus are also amongst the richest and most powerful people in UAE!


Buhahahahahahahahahaha !

good one mate.
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