Dubai Bailout - Another Source Of Revenue

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Re: Dubai Bailout - Another Source of Revenue May 13, 2010
arniegang wrote:Mind you ..........

Someone here has been a naughty boy speeding on the Soufah Road - tut tut :P

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Someone here lent his car to his business partner as theirs was in the workshop...who subsequently forgot about the camera on Sufouh Road before the Madinat!

Here is a true life case guy who received 2 tickets on his car: 1 for not stopping at a junction and the other for not indicating before changing lanes. Both on the same day in Jumeirah 1. Both on the same day his car was actually in Liberty motors with the engine and gearbox in little pieces on the floor!

He took the workshop schedule, a timed and dated photograph taken by the mechanic as they were sending the images to GM for a warranty claim on a faulty torque converter and a stamped and signed statement from he general manager of the workshop to prove the car was with them for the entire week, to the police traffic department to show that it was physically impossible for him to have committed the offences claimed. Their response: "This is not proof! You must pay!"

His only recourse is to Dubai Court. Approximate cost of bringing the complaint: 10,000Dhs.

Cost of he fine: 600Dhs.

Er...what do you think he should do?

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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Re: Dubai Bailout - Another Source of Revenue May 13, 2010
Just taxes, would be more honest if they just called it a "tax on cars". At least it will be fairer then
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Re: Dubai Bailout - Another Source of Revenue May 14, 2010
OK and now a priceless true story...I know, because this is what happened to me today!

I am heading for DIP and the Green Community and traveling down the Al Khail Road. The junction at the end where it meets the Emirates Road is still under construction and is going to be a roundabout. All the road signs are temporary yellow and black ones.

I know that when I get to the end of the road I must turn right, so therefore I get into the right hand lane of 3 clear ones. The 4th lane on the right is filled with trucks and is solid all the way back almost to Barsha. When I approach the new junction all the signs straight ahead direct you to Sharjah and Dubai Airport. I want to turn right but there is only a single lane slip road and lots of trucks. The sign is actually situated at the junction so, realising about 50 metres out I need to turn, I duly indicate, move into the slip road and make the right turn in the queue of trucks.

As I am turning the corner, I notice there is a police car sitting at the junction and he is taking my registration number! In fact he is taking the number everyone who is carrying out the simple task of turning right. A taxi driver has even pulled over onto the sand as is arguing with his companion. I could not stop so carried on to my meeting with steam coming out of my ears!

Having finished the meeting I immediately drove to Barsha Traffic Police Department as I knew the patrol would still be on the road and not had time to file his long list of despicable collars for the day and demanded to see a senior officer. It did not take long for me to be ushered into the presence of a very pleasant captain where I could explain my anger at being booked for no reason and, after many diagrams and drawings and lots of typing on his computer and making calls to find out which patrol was on duty in the area, I was duly escorted to the head of Patrols Department. Explaining the situation once again (with further diagrams) and much checking of my vehicle records to see if I owed thousands in fines, and me clearly laying out the implications of over zealous policing, it was eventually decided that I would be called when he had completed his investigation.

The call came this afternoon and I was apologised to and told that I would not be fined although technically I should have been in the truck lane all the way from Barsha doing 20 kms per hour and not turning into the lane so close to the junction. I said that, had there been a sign positioned sooner on the road, I might have done, but I wanted to go to Jebel Ali, not Sharjah.

Irony: My business partner passed the same junction 10 minutes earlier and made the same maneuver. He got a ticket!

It just goes to prove that if you complain first, you win!

8) 8) 8)

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Re: Dubai Bailout - Another Source Of Revenue May 14, 2010
lol, don't smile to fast just yet. That pOlice officer might find his commission cut, so if he sues you afterwards, its you against the machine.

Court case, 10k Dirhams. Good luck :D
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RobbyG wrote:lol, don't smile to fast just yet. That pOlice officer might find his commission cut, so if he sues you afterwards, its you against the machine.

Court case, 10k Dirhams. Good luck :D


Bring it on!

I have a 'Get out of Jail Free' card from my Monopoly game!

8) 8) 8)

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Should have been on your "bike" then they would have just pointed giggled and taken pity on ya. :lol:
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Re: Dubai Bailout - Another Source Of Revenue May 14, 2010
Dubai Knight wrote:
RobbyG wrote:lol, don't smile to fast just yet. That pOlice officer might find his commission cut, so if he sues you afterwards, its you against the machine.

Court case, 10k Dirhams. Good luck :D


Bring it on!

I have a 'Get out of Jail Free' card from my Monopoly game!

8) 8) 8)

Knight


ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooo you haven't

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Dubai Bailout - Another Source Of Revenue May 14, 2010
arniegang wrote:
Dubai Knight wrote:
RobbyG wrote:lol, don't smile to fast just yet. That pOlice officer might find his commission cut, so if he sues you afterwards, its you against the machine.

Court case, 10k Dirhams. Good luck :D


Bring it on!

I have a 'Get out of Jail Free' card from my Monopoly game!

8) 8) 8)

Knight


ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooo you haven't

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yessssssssssssssssssssssss I have!

It says 'Dubai Police Director of General Traffic Department' on it!

Just under his name and exalted rank.

:D :D :D

Knight


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