yorky500
A husband found himself in trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife angrily told him, "Tomorrow there better be something for me in the driveway that goes from zero to 160 in five seconds flat.”
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
He never heard the shot that killed him.
^ian^
ROTFLMAO - when will women learn, we can remember scores of cricket and football from 20 years ago, but we can't remember dates of loved ones, at all!
devilsdiciple
:D :D :D
mema
- yorky500 wrote:
He never heard the shot that killed him.
my fav part
zam
:lol: :P :lol: :P
MaaaD
hilarious :lol:
Nick81
:lol: :lol: