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Location : U.A.E in General...
You are staying outside India, and your friends know you are a Malayalee when..
1, You have rocks, sticks, leaves and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your kitchen for use as medicine or in your dinner.
2,You own a butcher knife bigger than your head.
3, Lipton Tea is bought by the bulk, (especially when there is a sale for it.)
4, Your brothers and sisters names rhymes or have the some letter to start with as yours.(ex:- siji , biji ligi , tiji ....)
5, You explain to everyone, "That funny name is my house name(family name)/Caste name."
6, You hide the fact that you have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
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