Jeevan
:lol: :lol:
Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the
other is the husband!
I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile . I tried - but they
wanted cash
A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new
school uniforms.
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live
without,,, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it
anyway.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the
same person.
You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up
with the same boss.
Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for
you.
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they
have to say something
devilsdiciple
LOL... :lol:
swesner
Quotes for Men
-When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. (Sacha Guitry)
-After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. (Hemant Joshi)
-By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)
-Women inspire us to do great things, and prevent us from achieving them. (Dumas)
-The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? (Sigmund Freud)
-I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. (Anonymous)
-"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." (Henry Youngman)
-"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." (Sam Kinison)
-"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." (James Holt McGavran)
-"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." (Patrick Murray)
-Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
(Nash)
-The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... (Anonymous)
-You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. (Henny Youngman)
-My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (Rodney Dangerfield)
-A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. (Milton Berle)
-Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. (Anonymous)
-A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." (Anonymous)
-First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Bleakus
hahaha, thanks dudes, ive enjoyed the post :D
Mi Ange mi Demon
Very funny Jeev... :lol:
bonitta
haha J!! :lol:
Galactico
Haha good 1 :lol: :lol:
Eros
LOL...
d3vilish_ang3l_88
lol..very funny..it made my day..
now im going to bed... ZzzZzZzzzz.... :D
d3vilish_ang3l_88
lol..very funny..it made my day..
now im going to bed... ZzzZzZzzzz.... :D
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mighty.one
HAHA!!!!
Tropic23
:D
Deniz
:lol: :lol:
bear
- Mi Ange mi Demon wrote:
Very funny Jeev... :lol:
Your avatar is awesome........ *drool*
:D
sniper420
read it in a forum