Del
I have a job, I'm reasonably well endowed; I only get drunk in the evenings and I promise not to slap you around more than three or four times a week.
Interested females should send a pm. No time wasters please.
Chocoholic
:roll:
Del
I take it you're not interested?
Chocoholic
Well I don't know! How many spankings do you like a week? :shock:
Del
- Chocoholic wrote:
Well I don't know! How many spankings do you like a week? :shock:
Two a day. Studded leather cat-o-nine only.
smoggie
Ms Del....Are you well versed with the Karama Sutra? If so I may be interested
Mahmoud04
How cheating is that calling girls birds, well I mean usually they call them cats, coz they scratch (sometimes) birds can never be angry, but for cats believe me keep away from an angry cat she becomes a lion in a minute, and when she is only God know whats gonna happen......
busa
Oh how so non PC to call a women a "Bird",us grown up men know that you should call them "Wenches", as in "go get me a beer wench" or "Look Wench get of the puter and make me a sarnie".
Oop's gotta go as my wife has just told me to go shopping for her
TheChoosen
She needs again new shoes???
Mahmoud04
Birds, Cats, Chicks, call them whatever you want, that won't change the fact that they are the fruit of life and can't live without them....
M.
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RobbyG
Birds, Cats, Chicks, Pussies, Broads and Kitties, you name it. It sounds pretty soft though, aint it?
What actually is more disturbing is the following word; wife.
It sounds horrible, don't you agree? Who in a loving soul thought of that term when he invented marriage!!
btw; I'm LMAO about this topic. 8)
Mahmoud04
seems like girls has no opinions to share....
Miss_lolly
- Del wrote:
I have a job, I'm reasonably well endowed; I only get drunk in the evenings and I promise not to slap you around more than three or four times a week.
Interested females should send a pm. No time wasters please.
a bird !! :roll:
Del
- Miss_lolly wrote:
- Del wrote:
I have a job, I'm reasonably well endowed; I only get drunk in the evenings and I promise not to slap you around more than three or four times a week.
Interested females should send a pm. No time wasters please.
a bird !! :roll:
The term 'bird' is entirely consistent with the overall chauvinistic tone of the post.
sharfraz
^ that's a bird too!!!!
:lol:
Miss_lolly
- Del wrote:
- Miss_lolly wrote:
- Del wrote:
I have a job, I'm reasonably well endowed; I only get drunk in the evenings and I promise not to slap you around more than three or four times a week.
Interested females should send a pm. No time wasters please.
a bird !! :roll:
The term 'bird' is entirely consistent with the overall chauvinistic tone of the post. 
ah i see :?
Del
- Miss_lolly wrote:
- Del wrote:
- Miss_lolly wrote:
- Del wrote:
I have a job, I'm reasonably well endowed; I only get drunk in the evenings and I promise not to slap you around more than three or four times a week.
Interested females should send a pm. No time wasters please.
a bird !! :roll:
The term 'bird' is entirely consistent with the overall chauvinistic tone of the post. 
ah i see :?
I'm not
really looking for anyone off here.
Biffy
Where would you like to get someone off then...? :3some:
paradisehug
thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks
puppypup
I sing like a canary.
Miss_lolly
- puppypup wrote:
I sing like a canary.
looooooooooll
let us hear from ya ;)
RobbyG
- Miss_lolly wrote:
- puppypup wrote:
I sing like a canary.
looooooooooll
let us hear from ya ;)
I like...you :D ...how romantic.
&NR=1
Bad bird bad bird...what you gonna do when they come for you :wink:
&feature=related
Miss_lolly
- RobbyG wrote:
- Miss_lolly wrote:
- puppypup wrote:
I sing like a canary.
looooooooooll
let us hear from ya ;)
I like...you :D ...how romantic.
&NR=1
Bad bird bad bird...what you gonna do when they come for you :wink:
&feature=related
ohhh sooo cute
see this too
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i wana a bird too :cry:
RobbyG
- Miss_lolly wrote:
ohhh sooo cute
see this too
&feature=related
i wana a bird too :cry:
Great imitations. I like them parrots.
You know what Miss Lolly, if you'll be my bird. I'll get you one too.
Everybody happy :lol: :wink:
Miss_lolly
- RobbyG wrote:
- Miss_lolly wrote:
ohhh sooo cute
see this too
&feature=related
i wana a bird too :cry:
Great imitations. I like them parrots.
You know what Miss Lolly, if you'll be my bird. I'll get you one too.
Everybody happy :lol: :wink:
okey dokey
dealll
but i don t promisse to be your bird till after you ll bring the bird for me :D
loooooooll
RobbyG
- Miss_lolly wrote:
- RobbyG wrote:
- Miss_lolly wrote:
ohhh sooo cute
see this too
&feature=related
i wana a bird too :cry:
Great imitations. I like them parrots.
You know what Miss Lolly, if you'll be my bird. I'll get you one too.
Everybody happy :lol: :wink:
okey dokey
dealll
but i don t promisse to be your bird till after you ll bring the bird for me :D
loooooooll
:D I'm off for the shops and I'm buying two of them. Any wishes for its colour?
As for us two; The contracts are ready love. :lol:
:lovestory:
Miss_lolly
i want one blue and one red
hey and in the contract you have to put only 30 min
you ll give me the bird and then it ll finish :D
i m soo bad i know hahahahahaha
RobbyG
- Miss_lolly wrote:
i want one blue and one red
hey and in the contract you have to put only 30 min
you ll give me the bird and then it ll finish :D
i m soo bad i know hahahahahaha
No, you're the greatest. :toothy10:
Miss_lolly
- RobbyG wrote:
- Miss_lolly wrote:
i want one blue and one red
hey and in the contract you have to put only 30 min
you ll give me the bird and then it ll finish :D
i m soo bad i know hahahahahaha
No, you're the greatest. :toothy10:
oh then !!
where is my bird ??????
RobbyG
You really got me rolling the floor now, honey! ROTF-LMAO
Like I said. You're the greatest! :lol:
Miss_lolly
- RobbyG wrote:
You really got me rolling the floor now, honey! ROTF-LMAO
Like I said. You're the greatest! :lol:
ROTF-LMAO
hahahahahahahahaha
will never forget it :D