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Would anyone on here like to be my bird?


Del I have a job, I'm reasonably well endowed; I only get drunk in the evenings and I promise not to slap you around more than three or four times a week. Interested females should send a pm. No time wasters please.
Chocoholic :roll: Del I take it you're not interested? Chocoholic Well I don't know! How many spankings do you like a week? :shock: Del
Two a day. Studded leather cat-o-nine only. smoggie Ms Del....Are you well versed with the Karama Sutra? If so I may be interested Mahmoud04 How cheating is that calling girls birds, well I mean usually they call them cats, coz they scratch (sometimes) birds can never be angry, but for cats believe me keep away from an angry cat she becomes a lion in a minute, and when she is only God know whats gonna happen...... busa Oh how so non PC to call a women a "Bird",us grown up men know that you should call them "Wenches", as in "go get me a beer wench" or "Look Wench get of the puter and make me a sarnie". Oop's gotta go as my wife has just told me to go shopping for her TheChoosen She needs again new shoes??? Mahmoud04 Birds, Cats, Chicks, call them whatever you want, that won't change the fact that they are the fruit of life and can't live without them.... M.

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RobbyG Birds, Cats, Chicks, Pussies, Broads and Kitties, you name it. It sounds pretty soft though, aint it? What actually is more disturbing is the following word; wife. It sounds horrible, don't you agree? Who in a loving soul thought of that term when he invented marriage!! btw; I'm LMAO about this topic. 8) Mahmoud04 seems like girls has no opinions to share.... Miss_lolly
a bird !! :roll: Del
The term 'bird' is entirely consistent with the overall chauvinistic tone of the post. sharfraz ^ that's a bird too!!!! :lol: Miss_lolly
ah i see :? Del
I'm not really looking for anyone off here. Biffy Where would you like to get someone off then...? :3some: paradisehug thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks
puppypup I sing like a canary. Miss_lolly
looooooooooll
let us hear from ya ;) RobbyG
I like...you :D ...how romantic.
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Bad bird bad bird...what you gonna do when they come for you :wink:
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ohhh sooo cute
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i wana a bird too :cry: RobbyG
Great imitations. I like them parrots.
You know what Miss Lolly, if you'll be my bird. I'll get you one too.
Everybody happy :lol: :wink: Miss_lolly
okey dokey
dealll
but i don t promisse to be your bird till after you ll bring the bird for me :D
loooooooll RobbyG
:D I'm off for the shops and I'm buying two of them. Any wishes for its colour?
As for us two; The contracts are ready love. :lol:
:lovestory: Miss_lolly i want one blue and one red hey and in the contract you have to put only 30 min you ll give me the bird and then it ll finish :D i m soo bad i know hahahahahaha RobbyG
No, you're the greatest. :toothy10: Miss_lolly
oh then !!
where is my bird ?????? RobbyG You really got me rolling the floor now, honey! ROTF-LMAO Like I said. You're the greatest! :lol: Miss_lolly
ROTF-LMAO
hahahahahahahahaha
will never forget it :D



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