Words woman use

Jeevan :lol: :lol: :lol: how true Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine". Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT! Loud Sigh Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". That's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. Thanks This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

Mi Ange mi Demon Hey Jeev ...what about this one ? DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN 40-ish: 59. Adventurous: Slept with everything (including the neighbours dog and my ex wife's shower cap). Athletic: I spend three hours a day in front of mirror flexing my non biceps and twitching my boob 'pecks' along to various Tom Jones tunes. Average looking: Danni Divito's body with Woody Allan's face. Handsome: Personal ad was written by his mother. Emotionally secure: Still married. In favour of woman's rights: Pathological liar. Free spirit: Open relationships wanted. Friendship first: Small penis. New-Age: I'll try anything. Old-fashioned: Male chauvinistic pig. Open-minded: Any age/any sex. Outgoing: I will talk/drink/shag anyone under the table. Professional: Toff. Cuddly: Beer belly/'high hips'. Large frame: Bed bound. Wants soul mate: Middle aged virgin. MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = Make me dinner. 2. I am sleepy = Go on top. 3. I am tired = So I can't do anything for myself. 4. Nice dress = Response to, 'does my bum look big in this?' 5. I love you = Thank you for cooking/cleaning/ironing/generally taking over from my mother. 6. I am bored = Can we stop talking about sex and start doing it? 7. May I have this dance? = May I press myself up against you in an attempt to seem manly but really I am so lonely I need to get off any way I can? 8. Can I call you sometime? = Do you have a muscle bound husband who is likely to beat me with a hammer if I call you? 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I am bored with your constant conversation, lets go somewhere it is actually frowned upon to talk. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = How about a Burger King? 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I have a death wish and I am looking for the easy road to hell. ^ian^ Fine - I really really hate this word. It's so bad, it's just horseshit. sauron ^^^ Not even a fine wine? Bleakus well woman say also Oh baby I love you Ill miss you baby hey handsome Youve been a naughty boy! crazy stuff ;) asc_26 Jeevs, i hate you. Those words are very true. I was hit by your post. :x :x :x But i say "thank you a lot" :P Mi Ange mi Demon

Bleakus wrote:
well woman say also
Oh baby
I love you
Ill miss you baby
hey handsome
Youve been a naughty boy!
crazy stuff ;)

Yea only when u deserve it :wink: .... ^ian^

sauron wrote:
^^^ Not even a fine wine?

there's a big difference between a fine whine and fine wine. Jeevan

asc_26 wrote:
Jeevs, i hate you. Those words are very true. I was hit by your post. :x :x :x
But i say "thank you a lot" :P

J always speaks the truth even if it hits hard :)
i guess i will have to speak to ange about the post shes put up :lol: Bleakus

Mi Ange mi Demon wrote:
- Bleakus wrote:
  well woman say also
  Oh baby
  I love you
  Ill miss you baby
  hey handsome
  Youve been a naughty boy!
  crazy stuff ;)
Yea only when u deserve it :wink: ....

i guess i probably do ;)

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^ian^

Bleakus wrote:
- Mi Ange mi Demon wrote:
  - Bleakus wrote:
    well woman say also
    Oh baby
    I love you
    Ill miss you baby
    hey handsome
    Youve been a naughty boy!
    crazy stuff ;)
  Yea only when u deserve it :wink: ....
i guess i probably do ;)

You deserve to get shot in the head with a paintball.
The clock's ticking. asc_26

^ian^ wrote:
- sauron wrote:
  ^^^ Not even a fine wine?
there's a big difference between a fine whine and fine wine.

The latter taste good, the other makes the world go round. :lol: sauron

^ian^ wrote:
- sauron wrote:
  ^^^ Not even a fine wine?
there's a big difference between a fine whine and fine wine.

One often follows the other - and vice versa :roll: Galactico

Jeevan wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: how true
Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Hahah this 1 is true 5 minutes is never 5 minutes :lol: Jeevan

sauron wrote:
- ^ian^ wrote:
  - sauron wrote:
    ^^^ Not even a fine wine?
  there's a big difference between a fine whine and fine wine.
One often follows the other - and vice versa :roll:

:lol: :lol: :lol: Mi Ange mi Demon

^ian^ wrote:
- Bleakus wrote:
  - Mi Ange mi Demon wrote:
    - Bleakus wrote:
      well woman say also
      Oh baby
      I love you
      Ill miss you baby
      hey handsome
      Youve been a naughty boy!
      crazy stuff ;)
    Yea only when u deserve it :wink: ....
  i guess i probably do ;)
You deserve to get shot in the head with a paintball.
The clock's ticking.

:lol: asc_26

Jeevan wrote:
- asc_26 wrote:
  Jeevs, i hate you. Those words are very true. I was hit by your post. :x :x :x
  But i say "thank you a lot" :P
J always speaks the truth even if it hits hard :)
i guess i will have to speak to ange about the post shes put up :lol:

and how do you react with those words women often use?
There's another one: TOTAL SILENCE - these aren't words but when she's silent after an argument, men should watch their back, she can stab you over a "nothing" argument. :D Jeevan ange what was that post about, ur not being a good girl now dont make me clip ur wings :lol: :lol: Mi Ange mi Demon

Jeevan wrote:
ange what was that post about, ur not being a good girl now dont make me clip ur wings :lol: :lol:

I lost my wings already.... :lol:

Galactico

asc_26 wrote:
- Jeevan wrote:
  - asc_26 wrote:
    Jeevs, i hate you. Those words are very true. I was hit by your post. :x :x :x
    But i say "thank you a lot" :P
  J always speaks the truth even if it hits hard :)
  i guess i will have to speak to ange about the post shes put up :lol:
and how do you react with those words women often use?
There's another one: TOTAL SILENCE - these aren't words but when she's silent after an argument, men should watch their back, she can stab you over a "nothing" argument. :D

I guess people should avoid having arguments with you then :lol: sauron

Mi Ange mi Demon wrote:
- Jeevan wrote:
  ange what was that post about, ur not being a good girl now dont make me clip ur wings :lol: :lol:
I lost my wings already.... :lol:

Why? You been drinking fine whine on the job? :lol: Bleakus

^ian^ wrote:

You deserve to get shot in the head with a paintball.
The clock's ticking.
do you want to dance with me mr.ian? asc_26

Galactico wrote:
- asc_26 wrote:
  - Jeevan wrote:
    - asc_26 wrote:
      Jeevs, i hate you. Those words are very true. I was hit by your post. :x :x :x
      But i say "thank you a lot" :P
    J always speaks the truth even if it hits hard :)
    i guess i will have to speak to ange about the post shes put up :lol:
  and how do you react with those words women often use?
  There's another one: TOTAL SILENCE - these aren't words but when she's silent after an argument, men should watch their back, she can stab you over a "nothing" argument. :D
I guess people should avoid having arguments with you then :lol:

:lol: :lol: They choose not to argue with me cos i don't bite for nothing especially if i am so tired already. Staying silent is the best way to end an argument, take a long sigh then change the topic. Bleakus DF should invest in a spell check tool Jeevan

asc_26 wrote:
- Jeevan wrote:
  - asc_26 wrote:
    Jeevs, i hate you. Those words are very true. I was hit by your post. :x :x :x
    But i say "thank you a lot" :P
  J always speaks the truth even if it hits hard :)
  i guess i will have to speak to ange about the post shes put up :lol:
and how do you react with those words women often use?
There's another one: TOTAL SILENCE - these aren't words but when she's silent after an argument, men should watch their back, she can stab you over a "nothing" argument. :D

total silence means its all over, theres no war, no words, its all just over the end :lol: Bleakus ^^then where is the beauty of the conversation if silence is involved sauron ^^^ Well, actions speak louder than words. So kiss and make up, y'all. Jeevan

Bleakus wrote:
^^then where is the beauty of the conversation if silence is involved

Just the cold, penetrating stare bleak u need to experience it to know it :lol: Not_Sure I think people have changed these days and havebette runderstood how to communicate with each other....therefore i dont beleive in any of these hints and quotes (watch too much Dr. Phil shows) Galactico

Jeevan wrote:
- Bleakus wrote:
  ^^then where is the beauty of the conversation if silence is involved
Just the cold, penetrating stare bleak u need to experience it to know it :lol:

J are you talking from experience :lol: sauron

Not_Sure wrote:
I think people have changed these days and havebette runderstood how to communicate with each other....therefore i dont beleive in any of these hints and quotes (watch too much Dr. Phil shows)

Or maybe you are young, free and single like Bleakus. Make the most of it. :roll: Bleakus hahaha nice one sauron not single for long im afraid ;) Not_Sure i do not approve of ur marriage bleakus! what abt the promise we made...traveling the world...jumping of an airoplane! Bleakus

Not_Sure wrote:
i do not approve of ur marriage bleakus! what abt the promise we made...traveling the world...jumping of an airoplane!

arent you a dude? Not_Sure lol....u think u can find a women who'll jump off a plain with u!....good luck! Bleakus theres gotta be a woman that would do that with me, why not? SNA33Y Try her...

Her name is Mrs Tan and she is 74. I'm sure she will be keen. :lol:
Or maybe...

Constance Peploe 92yo. That is if Mrs Tan is too feisty for you. :lol: sauron :lol: :lol: :lol: Wonder how much the dowry, is Bleakus? Can't be that much. And then you'll stand to inherit.............. Bleakus

sauron wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Wonder how much the dowry, is Bleakus? Can't be that much. And then you'll stand to inherit..............

haha you got me thinking there....:lol: