Women Jokes

kay1730 I DO LOVE LADIES THO Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in seven floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands... First floor The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and like kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not liking kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went. Second floor The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?" Third floor This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went. Fourth floor This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, do all the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went. Fifth floor The sign on that door said, "These men are rolling in money, love kids, are incredibly good looking, do all the housework, are incurable romantics, are fantastic chefs, completely faithful, are great conversationalists and really funny, use maps, and their mothers have passed away." "Now we're getting somewhere" they said, "but imagine what must be on the next floor." So up they went. Sixth floor The door had a sign saying "These men are rolling in money, love kids, are incredibly good looking, do all the housework, are incurable romantics, know how to satisfy you completely, are fantastic chefs, totally faithful, great conversationalists and really funny, would love to go shopping with you, use maps, put the toilet seat down and change the paper, and their mothers have passed away." "Pretty tempting" they said, "we really have to see what's on the next floor." They were so excited they ran up the stairs. Seventh floor The door had a sign saying "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs." :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

alexandra old one :wink: KageofSoul Yeah...I think I heard this at least 5 years ago. It is a little funny, but I'm totally against sexist generalizations... for both sides. Some men think all women are stupid and selfish. Some women think of men the same. We all have our good traits as well as our bad. That's all there is to it. Purple Complex It is an old joke and it bases the axiom on the human nature of curiosity. I appreciate the attempt at uplifting the community, but this joke a little old, stale and subjective. Furthermore I've never found any humour in it, sadly enough. KageofSoul

Purple Complex wrote:
It is an old joke and it bases the axiom on the human nature of curiosity. I appreciate the attempt at uplifting the community, but this joke a little old, stale and subjective.
Furthermore I've never found any humour in it, sadly enough.

Much agreed. Multiple axioms derived from theory have been a common cause of distorted, misrepresented facts. Unfortunately, the majority take up these ideological concepts much too readily. Purple Complex I'd say, the reader is very much open-minded even if he isn't aware of it. The foundation is clearly weak, but many may find some humour in the text, but in essence it's merely a battle of the genders self imposing falsehood which catches you off guard also known as a joke. sage & onion

Purple Complex wrote:
I'd say, the reader is very much open-minded even if he isn't aware of it. The foundation is clearly weak, but many may find some humour in the text, but in essence it's merely a battle of the genders self imposing falsehood which catches you off guard also known as a joke.

Have you ever laughed??? Purple Complex That's going take me some time to get back to you on that one. kay1730

Purple Complex wrote:
It is an old joke and it bases the axiom on the human nature of curiosity. I appreciate the attempt at uplifting the community, but this joke a little old, stale and subjective.
Furthermore I've never found any humour in it, sadly enough.

As you said its a joke. so it should not matter if it is old and subjective. a joke is a joke, nothing else.
Relax and enjoy life, you only live once :) Purple Complex Actually, we live twice and the second one is eternal, so you may want to be careful what you do in the first, besides life isn't just about living.

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sage & onion

Purple Complex wrote:
Actually, we live twice and the second one is eternal, so you may want to be careful what you do in the first, besides life isn't just about living.

Hey PC, this is very deep, pray tell, what else is life about kay1730

Purple Complex wrote:
Actually, we live twice and the second one is eternal, so you may want to be careful what you do in the first, besides life isn't just about living.

Right. When did i say to you live your life. i said relax and enjoy. it seams like your putting words into my mouth. KageofSoul

kay1730 wrote:
- Purple Complex wrote:
  Actually, we live twice and the second one is eternal, so you may want to be careful what you do in the first, besides life isn't just about living.
Right. When did i say to you live your life. i said relax and enjoy. it seams like your putting words into my mouth.

He didn't say you did say that. The last remark along with the adverb "besides" denotes an additional statement in reference to the topic bearing at hand, not a reiteration of what you said.
Gosh, kids are so undereducated these days. kay1730

KageofSoul wrote:
- kay1730 wrote:
  - Purple Complex wrote:
    Actually, we live twice and the second one is eternal, so you may want to be careful what you do in the first, besides life isn't just about living.
  Right. When did i say to you live your life. i said relax and enjoy. it seams like your putting words into my mouth.
He didn't say you did say that. The last remark along with the adverb "besides" denotes an additional statement in reference to the topic bearing at hand, not a reiteration of what you said.
Gosh, kids are so undereducated these days.

LOL, have to say your such a sad case. when was the last time you had a bit of fun? :?
And i really dont give a damn if u think im undereducated as your opinions dont matter.
I actually feel quite good about myself as i will be graduating with a law degree and im also a microsoft certified pro. Yes im bragging about it but i have a rite to do so. :) KageofSoul

kay1730 wrote:
- KageofSoul wrote:
  - kay1730 wrote:
    - Purple Complex wrote:
      Actually, we live twice and the second one is eternal, so you may want to be careful what you do in the first, besides life isn't just about living.
    Right. When did i say to you live your life. i said relax and enjoy. it seams like your putting words into my mouth.
  He didn't say you did say that. The last remark along with the adverb "besides" denotes an additional statement in reference to the topic bearing at hand, not a reiteration of what you said.
  Gosh, kids are so undereducated these days.
LOL, have to say your such a sad case. when was the last time you had a bit of fun? :?

My, my, what a presumptuous boy. Not only was that incoherent, but laced with primitive, vacuous perception. Truly a pitiful one you are...

And i really dont give a damn if u think im undereducated as your opinions dont matter.

Yeah true... if you gave a damn that you were undereducated, you would've made the effort to study.

I actually feel quite good about myself as i will be graduating with a law degree and im also a microsoft certified pro. Yes im bragging about it but i have a rite to do so. :)

Yet again, the wretched misfortune of groundless vanity. It's no wonder you fail to show even a modicum of intelligence.
Good luck my unfortunate friend. And may the force be with you ^_^ kay1730

KageofSoul wrote:
- kay1730 wrote:
  - KageofSoul wrote:
    - kay1730 wrote:
      - Purple Complex wrote:
        Actually, we live twice and the second one is eternal, so you may want to be careful what you do in the first, besides life isn't just about living.
      Right. When did i say to you live your life. i said relax and enjoy. it seams like your putting words into my mouth.
    He didn't say you did say that. The last remark along with the adverb "besides" denotes an additional statement in reference to the topic bearing at hand, not a reiteration of what you said.
    Gosh, kids are so undereducated these days.
  LOL, have to say your such a sad case. when was the last time you had a bit of fun? :?
My, my, what a presumptuous boy. Not only was that incoherent, but laced with primitive, vacuous perception. Truly a pitiful one you are... [color=red]I actually feel sorry for you as its obvious you spend your time getting into arguments with people probably half your age. And im not presuming that, youve come across like that.[/color]
- And i really dont give a damn if u think im undereducated as your opinions dont matter.
Yeah true... if you gave a damn that you were undereducated, you would've made the effort to study. [color=red]I said i dont give a damn about u thinkin im undereducated, i sugest you improve your reading skills. Calling me undereducated when you cant read yourself. Your such a disgrace.[/color]
- I actually feel quite good about myself as i will be graduating with a law degree and im also a microsoft certified pro. Yes im bragging about it but i have a rite to do so. :)
Yet again, the wretched misfortune of groundless vanity. It's no wonder you fail to show even a modicum of intelligence. [color=red]lol, groundless vainity you know. i like the way you phrased that, well done. But what a shame, your opinions aint worth a penny to me. Yes im vain, u can call me arrogant iswell. you see im good at what i do and the way i do it so i have evry rite to be the above, and trust me its not groundless.[/color]
Good luck my unfortunate friend. And may the force be with you ^_^ [color=red]Friend? When did i become your friend, i dont like losers. And yes finally your right, i am unfortunate for having to reply to your posts. So ive decided im gonna let you carry on barking. Have a nice day 8) [/color]

[color=darkred][/color] KageofSoul

kay1730 wrote:

[color=red]I actually feel sorry for you as its obvious you spend your time getting into arguments with people probably half your age. And im not presuming that, youve come across like that.[/color]

You don't presume so... well good. Half my age... well that explains everything... you're only 9. Pretty smart for a 9 year old ^_^

[color=red]I said i dont give a damn about u thinkin im undereducated, i sugest you improve your reading skills. Calling me undereducated when you cant read yourself. Your such a disgrace.[/color]

The fact that I can write... denotes the ability to read. Even a 9 year old should know that... how very sad.

[color=red]lol, groundless vainity you know. i like the way you phrased that, well done. But what a shame, your opinions aint worth a penny to me. Yes im vain, u can call me arrogant iswell. you see im good at what i do and the way i do it so i have evry rite to be the above, and trust me its not groundless.[/color]

Self elevation... weightless blabbering.

[color=red]Friend? When did i become your friend, i dont like losers. And yes finally your right, i am unfortunate for having to reply to your posts. So ive decided im gonna let you carry on barking. Have a nice day 8) [/color]

Well we can only hope the all the misfortune in your sorrowful life comes to an end and that one day you'll be able to find a friend.
Vain and arrogant, incompetent and foolish, young and worthless but at least you believe in your self.
Let's all give this guy a hand, it's not always a bad thing... deceiving yourself ^_^ Purple Complex Kage thanks, but I can defend myself you know.
Furthermore...

kay1730 wrote:
- Purple Complex wrote:
  Actually, we live twice and the second one is eternal, so you may want to be careful what you do in the first, besides life isn't just about living.
Right. When did i say to you live your life. i said relax and enjoy. it seams like your putting words into my mouth.

Yes it would seem (seam) that way to you. KageofSoul

Purple Complex wrote:
Kage thanks, but I can defend myself you know.
Furthermore...
- kay1730 wrote:
  - Purple Complex wrote:
    Actually, we live twice and the second one is eternal, so you may want to be careful what you do in the first, besides life isn't just about living.
  Right. When did i say to you live your life. i said relax and enjoy. it seams like your putting words into my mouth.
Yes it would seem (seam) that way to you.

Lol alright... I just couldn't help but rectify the idiosyncrasies. Though all in all... he seams liek a kool gai.

kay1730

KageofSoul wrote:
- kay1730 wrote:
  
  [color=red]I actually feel sorry for you as its obvious you spend your time getting into arguments with people probably half your age. And im not presuming that, youve come across like that.[/color]
You don't presume so... well good. Half my age... well that explains everything... you're only 9. Pretty smart for a 9 year old ^_^
- [color=red]I said i dont give a damn about u thinkin im undereducated, i sugest you improve your reading skills. Calling me undereducated when you cant read yourself. Your such a disgrace.[/color]
The fact that I can write... denotes the ability to read. Even a 9 year old should know that... how very sad.
- [color=red]lol, groundless vainity you know. i like the way you phrased that, well done. But what a shame, your opinions aint worth a penny to me. Yes im vain, u can call me arrogant iswell. you see im good at what i do and the way i do it so i have evry rite to be the above, and trust me its not groundless.[/color]
Self elevation... weightless blabbering.
- [color=red]Friend? When did i become your friend, i dont like losers. And yes finally your right, i am unfortunate for having to reply to your posts. So ive decided im gonna let you carry on barking. Have a nice day 8) [/color]
Well we can only hope the all the misfortune in your sorrowful life comes to an end and that one day you'll be able to find a friend.
Vain and arrogant, incompetent and foolish, young and worthless but at least you believe in your self.
Let's all give this guy a hand, it's not always a bad thing... deceiving yourself ^_^

F.U.C.K.I.N H.E.L.L your still barking. So what next, u want a blue peter badge now. Actually youve made my day a bit more funny, your small talk really makes me laugh. well you see your not pissing me off im just laughing at your expense. Whatever you say dont effect me so just carry on, im happy listening to an ediots point of view.
Oh yea, even HP has more sense then you. Purple Complex

kay1730 wrote:

[color=blue] F.U.C.K.I.N H.E.L.L your still barking. [/color] So what next, u want a blue peter badge now. Actually youve made my day a bit more funny, your small talk really [color=blue] makes me laugh [/color]. well you see your not pissing me off im just laughing at your expense. Whatever you say dont effect me so just carry on, im happy listening to an ediots point of view.

You know, that moment when you laugh and swear at the top of your voice, that's called anger.
He's obviously made you VERY angry.
You need to cool off. KageofSoul

Purple Complex wrote:
- kay1730 wrote:
  
  [color=blue] F.U.C.K.I.N H.E.L.L your still barking. [/color] So what next, u want a blue peter badge now. Actually youve made my day a bit more funny, your small talk really [color=blue] makes me laugh [/color]. well you see your not pissing me off im just laughing at your expense. Whatever you say dont effect me so just carry on, im happy listening to an ediots point of view.
You know, that moment when you laugh and swear at the top of your voice, that's called anger.
He's obviously made you VERY angry.
You need to cool off.

Yeah... poor guy. Hopefully he'll get over it over time. Hang in there... kay? kay1730

Purple Complex wrote:
- kay1730 wrote:
  
  [color=blue] F.U.C.K.I.N H.E.L.L your still barking. [/color] So what next, u want a blue peter badge now. Actually youve made my day a bit more funny, your small talk really [color=blue] makes me laugh [/color]. well you see your not pissing me off im just laughing at your expense. Whatever you say dont effect me so just carry on, im happy listening to an ediots point of view.
You know, that moment when you laugh and swear at the top of your voice, that's called anger.
He's obviously made you VERY angry.
You need to cool off.

I geuss you got a hot spot for kage. howcome youve started to speak in his defence. Why dont you two just chat in the romance forum, im sure they accept gays. Purple Complex

kay1730 wrote:
I geuss you got a hot spot for kage. howcome youve started to speak in his defence. Why dont you two just chat in the romance forum, im sure they accept gays.

No, gays are still frowned upon in all society today. Acceptance and social opinion are two different things. Besides if we really wanted to talk we could easily use the private message system.
But if you really want to know, Kage isn't my type.
I'm the kind of person that prefers those people with the soft voice, long hair and pretty dresses. It maybe hard to understand for someone like you to understand. Most of us call them women, you might call them friends. KageofSoul I knew Kay was a little uh... funny. But I didn't know he thinks about men like this. Man... I feel sick now o_o kay1730

Purple Complex wrote:
- kay1730 wrote:
  I geuss you got a hot spot for kage. howcome youve started to speak in his defence. Why dont you two just chat in the romance forum, im sure they accept gays.
No, gays are still frowned upon in all society today. Acceptance and social opinion are two different things. Besides if we really wanted to talk we could easily use the private message system.
But if you really want to know, Kage isn't my type.
I'm the kind of person that prefers those people with the soft voice, long hair and pretty dresses. It maybe hard to understand for someone like you to understand. Most of us call them women, you might call them friends.

HAHAHAHAHA. Shutup gay boy, why you covering up. kay1730 TO Kage of soul and Purple complex(gays), Well im off now, gonna go and enjoy my saturday night. Thanks for all the entertainment, dont worry youll get better. Have fun chating online and getting bored. such a sad life, i pity both of you. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) :lol: :lol: KageofSoul

kay1730 wrote:
- Purple Complex wrote:
  - kay1730 wrote:
    I geuss you got a hot spot for kage. howcome youve started to speak in his defence. Why dont you two just chat in the romance forum, im sure they accept gays.
  No, gays are still frowned upon in all society today. Acceptance and social opinion are two different things. Besides if we really wanted to talk we could easily use the private message system.
  But if you really want to know, Kage isn't my type.
  I'm the kind of person that prefers those people with the soft voice, long hair and pretty dresses. It maybe hard to understand for someone like you to understand. Most of us call them women, you might call them friends.
HAHAHAHAHA. Shutup gay boy, why you covering up.

Please man... I don't like being hit on by guys. This is the only thing I'll beg of you.
I'm not interested in you, so find another guy. Purple Complex

kay1730 wrote:
HAHAHAHAHA. Shutup gay boy, why you covering up.

Well if I was gay, I would be covering up because of the societal image it would create, but as I am not and also that the accusation of being gay is merely one of your many fantasies you've displayed on here. I'm simply saying, you may want to re-assess your judgement, but if not... No harm done. Coming from a guy that labeled someone as a dog and started barking, I wouldn't be surprised if you label people gay and then... KageofSoul Yeah... I think the whole board would prefer that he keep his sexual fantasies to himself. No one else swings that way... kay1730

KageofSoul wrote:
Yeah... I think the whole board would prefer that he keep his sexual fantasies to himself. No one else swings that way...

Yeah ok wareva. cant be botherd with low lifes anymore so u can carry on if it really makes u happy. Dont worry, one day god will knock some sence into your empty head :lol: Purple Complex

kay1730 wrote:
- KageofSoul wrote:
  Yeah... I think the whole board would prefer that he keep his sexual fantasies to himself. No one else swings that way...
Yeah ok wareva. cant be botherd with low lifes anymore so u can carry on if it really makes u happy. Dont worry, one day god will knock some sence into your empty head :lol:

His name is not wareva. Oh and you can use that as more flack for you sexual orientation insult/fantasy. You may want to use the name Purple Complex as further abstract reason to give your allegation some meaning.
I never knew you were a godly person, you may want to show it more. kay1730

Purple Complex wrote:
- kay1730 wrote:
  - KageofSoul wrote:
    Yeah... I think the whole board would prefer that he keep his sexual fantasies to himself. No one else swings that way...
  Yeah ok wareva. cant be botherd with low lifes anymore so u can carry on if it really makes u happy. Dont worry, one day god will knock some sence into your empty head :lol:
His name is not wareva. Oh and you can use that as more flack for you sexual orientation insult/fantasy. You may want to use the name Purple Complex as further abstract reason to give your allegation some meaning.
I never knew you were a godly person, you may want to show it more.

Hahaha................ you seam frustrated,relax you low life ur gonna get an ulcer one of these days. Purple Complex

kay1730 wrote:

Hahaha................ you seam frustrated,relax you low life ur gonna get an ulcer one of these days.

You didn't get that seam/seem thing, I was trying to teach you, did you?
Frustrated? it would seem (seam) that way to you. kay1730

Purple Complex wrote:
- kay1730 wrote:
  
  Hahaha................ you seam frustrated,relax you low life ur gonna get an ulcer one of these days.
You didn't get that seam/seem thing, I was trying to teach you, did you?
Frustrated? it would seem (seam) that way to you.

Why dont you go through the whole forum and count all the mistakes everyone has made, itll give u something to do. why dont you go chat to someone else, make some friends. that basically means fck off, i dont wanna know and i dont care what yours and kages views are. if you reply then ill completly understand that you are mentaly ill and dont understand a simple instruction :lol: Purple Complex

kay1730 wrote:
Why dont you go through the whole forum and count all the mistakes everyone has made, itll give u something to do. why dont you go chat to someone else, make some friends. that basically means fck off, i dont wanna know and i dont care what yours and kages views are. if you reply then ill completly understand that you are mentaly ill and dont understand a simple instruction :lol:

If mental illness is defined by not complying to an instruction from someone who being offensive and swearing at a one, then I would love for you to think of me in that manner. As a matter of fact please class me as the most psychologically disturbed man you have ever communicated with.
I never grew up in an environment where my peers, mother or father would swear at me to get me to do things so I shall not suddenly change for your preference.
Lastly I would like you to end this conversation by not replying to this post, if you disobey, and do reply, then you too will fall under your category as a madman as you can not listen to a simple instruction either.
I'm sure you're a madman though... kay1730

Purple Complex wrote:
- kay1730 wrote:
  Why dont you go through the whole forum and count all the mistakes everyone has made, itll give u something to do. why dont you go chat to someone else, make some friends. that basically means fck off, i dont wanna know and i dont care what yours and kages views are. if you reply then ill completly understand that you are mentaly ill and dont understand a simple instruction :lol:
If mental illness is defined by not complying to an instruction from someone who being offensive and swearing at a one, then I would love for you to think of me in that manner. As a matter of fact please class me as the most psychologically disturbed man you have ever communicated with.
I never grew up in an environment where my peers, mother or father would swear at me to get me to do things so I shall not suddenly change for your preference.
Lastly I would like you to end this conversation by not replying to this post, if you disobey, and do reply, then you too will fall under your category as a madman as you can not listen to a simple instruction either.
I'm sure you're a madman though...

LOL, sad fck. look im swearing at you what you gonna do bout it. hahaha and im writin da way i wana write, ohhhhhhhh am i pissin sum1 off now :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Purple Complex

kay1730 wrote:
LOL, sad fck. look im swearing at you what you gonna do bout it. hahaha and im writin da way i wana write, ohhhhhhhh am i pissin sum1 off now :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Note... the following comments are not directed at you.
As you can see people of this forum and anyone reading, this man is a complete madman and he knows it. He first called a man a dog and began barking, then he labels a man gay and then... who knows... and now he labels me a madman for something he does immediately afterwards.
This is why we as human beings should think before we act so we don't end up like this. I think my point has been made clear. kay1730

Purple Complex wrote:
- kay1730 wrote:
  LOL, sad fck. look im swearing at you what you gonna do bout it. hahaha and im writin da way i wana write, ohhhhhhhh am i pissin sum1 off now :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Note... the following comments are not directed at you.
As you can see people of this forum and anyone reading, this man is a complete madman and he knows it. He first called a man a dog and began barking, then he labels a man gay and then... who knows... and now he labels me a madman for something he does immediately afterwards.
This is why we as human beings should think before we act so we don't end up like this. I think my point has been made clear.

OK, Congratz. so what now? Purple Complex

kay1730 wrote:
OK, Congratz. so what now?

Nothing really, I was simply accepting victory and accomplishment and now I will move on. kay1730

Purple Complex wrote:
- kay1730 wrote:
  OK, Congratz. so what now?
Nothing really, I was simply accepting victory and accomplishment and now I will move on.

Yea if that makes you happy and proud. grow up Purple Complex I do my best. kay1730

kay1730 wrote:
- Purple Complex wrote:
  - kay1730 wrote:
    OK, Congratz. so what now?
  Nothing really, I was simply accepting victory and accomplishment and now I will move on.
Yea if that makes you happy and proud. grow up

Actually forget that, just belive what you said and move on. That will be the best thing youll do for a very long time. byeeee byeeeee :lol: :lol: Purple Complex sure will do...