nostradamus
what can one say.
Dubai Knight
One could say nothing and leave them alone...
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Knight
Liban
One can say many things. What are you trying to say?
the_zooter
- nostradamus wrote:
what can one say.
Please don't start!! You'll all wake Chocs up!!
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alexandra
- nostradamus wrote:
what can one say.
and what is that supposed to mean???? :shock:
speak up!
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Liban
Problem with
panzies and
sissies like our resident nostradamus is that they start something but lack the necessary male body part to finish it...
Also these people will just squirm and hide like the worms that they are in public so they hide their
ladyboy fat a$$ behind their computer screen and start shit they cannot possibly finish.
nostradamus
Tut,tut Liban. are you a Woman who drives?
the_zooter
- nostradamus wrote:
Tut,tut Liban. are you a Woman who drives?
Oh no - the gauntlet has been laid down!!
Chocoholic
Sadly Mr Smartarse I know jackshite!
It has been statistically proven that women are safer drivers than men. That's why we have cheaper car insurance and get better discounts than men.
Young male drivers are the worst, that's why their insurance is normally sky high.
You can moan whinge and complain all you like, but men are more aggresive behind the wheel and recent statistics published by Dubai police proved that male drivers were the cause of the majority of accidents.
So stop trying to defend what little manhood you have, and get over the fact that we're better than you.
Liban
- nostradamus wrote:
Tut,tut Liban. are you a Woman who drives?
I am not a woman.
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arniegang
- Chocoholic wrote:
Sadly Mr Smartarse I know jackshite!
It has been statistically proven that women are safer drivers than men. That's why we have cheaper car insurance and get better discounts than men.
Young male drivers are the worst, that's why their insurance is normally sky high.
You can moan whinge and complain all you like, but men are more aggresive behind the wheel and recent statistics published by Dubai police proved that male drivers were the cause of the majority of accidents.
So stop trying to defend what little manhood you have, and get over the fact that we're better than you.
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Dubai Knight
- arniegang wrote:
- Chocoholic wrote:
Sadly Mr Smartarse I know jackshite!
It has been statistically proven that women are safer drivers than men. That's why we have cheaper car insurance and get better discounts than men.
Young male drivers are the worst, that's why their insurance is normally sky high.
You can moan whinge and complain all you like, but men are more aggresive behind the wheel and recent statistics published by Dubai police proved that male drivers were the cause of the majority of accidents.
So stop trying to defend what little manhood you have, and get over the fact that we're better than you.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Don't start mate! You know you will be savaged!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Knight
arniegang
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Chocs luvs me to bits.
:P :P :P :P
G
Liban's right here.
Nostradamus if you have a point to make please make it, but here you've just started two posts on women drivers without actually saying anything. Put up or shut up clown!
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nostradamus
statistics published by Dubai police proved that male drivers were the cause of the majority of accidents. Yes that is fact .
But there are 75% more male drivers than woman.
Liban
- nostradamus wrote:
statistics published by Dubai police proved that male drivers were the cause of the majority of accidents. Yes that is fact .
But there are 75% more male drivers than woman.
Back to you Chocs...
Chocoholic
Meooowwww, of course, I would never be mean to Arnie!
Nostroivegotmyfingerupmyarse, is obviously having some sort of complex.
I can categorically state that 99.9999999999999% of the accidents I've seen on UAE roads have involved guys.
Plus I know I could out drive Mr Nostraimapussy any day of the week.
arniegang
- Chocoholic wrote:
Meooowwww, of course, I would never be mean to Arnie!
Nostroivegotmyfingerupmyarse, is obviously having some sort of complex.
I can categorically state that 99.9999999999999% of the accidents I've seen on UAE roads have involved guys.
Plus I know I could out drive Mr Nostraimapussy any day of the week.
Oi Chocs
I told you i made an appointment for you to see Mr Happy. Why did you visit Messers Sarky and Blunt instead??
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Chocoholic
Oh I'm very happy today.
Nostrihaventgotaclue, you can rework statistics anyway you like it still doesn't hide the fact that global research proves that women are safer more careful drivers.
Also if guys are so good, then in a country where only men are allowed to drive i.e. Saudia Arabia, should have the safest roads in the world, but sadly it's not the case, they have the most dangerous, with the most fatalities and injuries.
You can push as much as you like, but you're wrong.
Girls are better, live with it.
Now go get on your scooter.
nostradamus
Now go get on your scooter (very good)
That is one thing that I would recomend all drivers to do, it would make them all a lot better road users :)
the_zooter
As much as it pains me to say it - I'm going to have to agree with Chocs on this one!!
From my experience, and having seen good and bad driving round the world, it seems that there isn't much to choice between male and female drivers who are, say, over 40 - but it has to be said that the 18 to 25 category has the biggest gap between standards. Most males I have come across in that age group seem to think they are the greatest drivers ever, have a "kill or be killed" mentality, and also their cars are an extension of their manhood (or in the case of people who put mods on their cars - its to make up for their lack of manhood!).
I would like to point out at this stage though that I am a 29 year old male who has had 12 years of accident free motoring - so not all guys are bad!!
nostradamus
Girls are better, live with it. if you say so,now please tell me how many F1 drivers are woman :)
ajb
How does F1 racing relate to driving on a road with oncoming traffic etc?
Liban
I guarantee you that when The Fast and The Furious III: Tokyo Nights comes out, it will be guys driving like madmen on SZR that came out of this movie and not girls... The girls with simply drive in between lanes, pumping out bubble gum music, checking out their Fendi sunglasses in the mirror.... The guys will then plow into them trying to perform a drift :)
ajb
haha .... so Liban are you pointing the blame at the guys drifting or the girls not paying attention?
Liban
They are both idiots. As far as I am concerned, I am the only person that should be allowed to drive in Dubai.
That way I can drift, adjust my Karama market sunglasses, apply my Carrefour branded hair gel, change the tape in the 8-track player, and scratch my a$$ all at the same time with peace of mind.... :)
raidah
it is generally know that men drive much better, but women pay more attention
wasn t nostradamus who also said that at some party only "beautiful ppl were allowed" to enter? :shock:
and now women drivers...
r u compexed, frustrated, suffered some abuse from women, or what? everybody makes here stupid jokes and picks up on the other gender, but you seem to really think what u say... :roll:
XRW-147
- nostradamus wrote:
statistics published by Dubai police proved that male drivers were the cause of the majority of accidents. Yes that is fact .
But there are 75% more male drivers than woman.
Did you just rear end one while 'cautiously' driving?
alexandra
- nostradamus wrote:
Girls are better, live with it. if you say so,now please tell me how many F1 drivers are woman :)
nostradamus i know u r sad cause ur mommy does not allow u to drive her ferarri, but get over it and stop annoying us with ur macho man attitude! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Dubai Knight
- XRW-147 wrote:
- nostradamus wrote:
statistics published by Dubai police proved that male drivers were the cause of the majority of accidents. Yes that is fact .
But there are 75% more male drivers than woman.
Did you just rear end one while 'cautiously' driving?
I think Nostradamus might be quite familiar with 'rear ending'!
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Knight
alexandra
- Chocoholic wrote:
Oh I'm very happy today.
Nostrihaventgotaclue, you can rework statistics anyway you like it still doesn't hide the fact that global research proves that women are safer more careful drivers.
Also if guys are so good, then in a country where only men are allowed to drive i.e. Saudia Arabia, should have the safest roads in the world, but sadly it's not the case, they have the most dangerous, with the most fatalities and injuries.
You can push as much as you like, but you're wrong.
Girls are better, live with it.
Now go get on your scooter.
as u can see, nostradamus, get ur driving male A$$ to saudi if u hate so much women drivers :twisted:
Liban
- Dubai Knight wrote:
I think Nostradamus might be quite familiar with 'rear ending'!
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Knight
Probably owns a Greek car then :lol:
GoodBai
I think it is indisputable that women are more careful and cautious generally behind the wheel and have fewer accidents. But I think it's also indisputable that a far greater number of them are completely garbage at parking cars... leaving cars 5ft from the kerb, at odd angles or even ducking out of attempting to park a Mini in a space that would be big enough to house a Chieftan tank. In a length of spaces in which blokes would comfortable park ten cars, a group of women would leave three... and, at the same time, ensuring that the gaps between them were such that no other bugga could squeeze in anywhere. A fairly sizable number of women have a built-in terror of being "boxed in" and so leave a space of about three-quarters of a car back and front... it drives me nuts.
Oh.. and my wife says I'm officially grounded for a fortnight... she's just taken the car keys off me :oops: !
Dubai Knight
- GoodBai wrote:
Oh.. and my wife says I'm officially grounded for a fortnight... she's just taken the car keys off me :oops: !
See! They just can't play fair!!!!
Be the dominant man here and tell the woman to give back the keys or else...
...mind you, I hope you like hospital food??
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Knight
GoodBai
Believe me, I would be dominant were it not for the fact that she's also ordered me not to speak :D
Where's Chocs anyway, I thought this one would have flashed straight up on her "Stupid bloke alert" radar and she would have shot me down within seconds.... I reckon she would have done but she's having difficulty parking the car :D
Dubai Knight
- GoodBai wrote:
Believe me, I would be dominant were it not for the fact that she's also ordered me not to speak :D
Where's Chocs anyway, I thought this one would have flashed straight up on her "Stpuid bloke alert" radar and she would have shot me down within seconds.... I reckon she would have done but she's having difficulty parking the car :D
Careful! She will be up your leg with those claws like a frog up a pump if you keep going like that!
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Knight
the_zooter
I think GoodBai has got a death wish!!! :lol:
arniegang
GB
dont pander to her, just withold any sexual favours until she relents.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Chocoholic
Nostrimboredwithyoualready, F! racing has zero to do with ordinary driving and is incomparable, so don't even go there.
GB, Sad to say that people in general in Dubai are crap at parking. I passed a guy this morning who was trying to reverse parallel park and making such a harsh job of it, the angle was all wrong he just couldn't get it right and ended up leaving the car half in the road.
Most male driver are arse at parking here, and people just can'tm reverse park to save their lives it's beyond pathetic.
Now me, I can handbrake that sucker into any space - hehehehe!
A64Venice
- Chocoholic wrote:
Sadly Mr Smartarse I know jackshite!
It has been statistically proven that women are safer drivers than men. That's why we have cheaper car insurance and get better discounts than men.
Young male drivers are the worst, that's why their insurance is normally sky high.
You can moan whinge and complain all you like, but men are more aggresive behind the wheel and recent statistics published by Dubai police proved that male drivers were the cause of the majority of accidents.
So stop trying to defend what little manhood you have, and get over the fact that we're better than you.
No wonder shez Miss DF 05... :lol:
nostradamus
I do believe there was one woman in F1 Racing but I believe not now.
nostradamus
..."Women Drivers!" who sent this to me?.
Ps. Oh by the way I do have a woman who chauffeurs me and she is only 19 years old too: D