KeithL
No HP has'nt asked me to post this up for him but im curious about how you managed to sort out your hacking incident ??
Was it for real or an attention grabbing ploy :?
easternjewel
huh!??
KeithL
- easternjewel wrote:
huh!??
memory loss as well :? ...
easternjewel
where M I?? Who are you..................
KeithL
This should help you remember
easternjewel
- KeithL wrote:
Was it for real or an attention grabbing ploy :?
God I admit I am jobless, but I aint lifeless!!
easternjewel
- KeithL wrote:
This should help you remember
right, what about it :D ??
constantine
- easternjewel wrote:
- KeithL wrote:
This should help you remember
right, what about it :D ??
:lol: :lol:
KeithL
- constantine wrote:
- easternjewel wrote:
- KeithL wrote:
This should help you remember
right, what about it :D ??
:lol: :lol:
LOL you guys seem to be taking the piss...i give up. ! :wink:
the_zooter
I believe that EJ is now sorted.
The DFM again rule the forums united!
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easternjewel
- HP wrote:
The jealous indian girl asked me to bring the head of
Pervez musharraf (President of Pakistan) .
are you talking bout me :shock:
easternjewel
alrite, I am sorry, here it goes:
DISNEY PRESENTS:
"Not long ago........
As you all know i was hacked & the hacker seemed to be knowing me but I had no clue who it can be. So I contacted our super duper Hero Arnie to track his IP from the posts made. Arnie did so, & with the help of tdot (another hero) & sharewadi (yes, your the man!) we gathered some facts - I discovered he was an old school fellow I had snatched his chocolate bar during recess. He, in order to take revenge & to demand an apology, went to uni and did IT MAJORS!
& like you know, hacked me. So I brought him a new choco bar, & he returned my passes.
& I lived happily everafter, the end. 8)"
:D
easternjewel
P.S: credits: the_zooter :lol:
DaveDXB
- easternjewel wrote:
alrite, I am sorry, here it goes:
DISNEY PRESENTS:
"Not long ago........
As you all know i was hacked & the hacker seemed to be knowing me but I had no clue who it can be. So I contacted our super duper Hero Arnie to track his IP from the posts made. Arnie did so, & with the help of tdot (another hero) & sharewadi (yes, your the man!) we gathered some facts - I discovered he was an old school fellow I had snatched his chocolate bar during recess. He, in order to take revenge & to demand an apology, went to uni and did IT MAJORS!
& like you know, hacked me. So I brought him a new choco bar, & he returned my passes.
& I lived happily everafter, the end. 8)"
:D
typical indian movie.......
didnt u two dance and roll on the floor under the rain n stuff while singing happily.....ROFL
HP
- Corcovado wrote:
- HP wrote:
coc
damn , it was someone who hacked my passwords and wrote it , it was not me. If i am liar my daddy arniegang will die :cry:
Sorry , i will be a nice and decent husband. You just need to give me chance :oops: I will respect all nationalities , girls and even GAB :)
damn now i am in crisis ( in middle east) :? .
:oops:
DO U THINK U CAN GET AWAY BY ANYTHING BY BEING FUNNY AND WITTY ??? ok i forgive u :oops: :oops:
Thanks , i know u will forgive my mistakes and my faults and you will love me the way i am :P
But now i will respect all girls and nationalities . :wink:
RA
EJ, have you been hanging out with sniper420?
- easternjewel wrote:
alrite, I am sorry, here it goes:
DISNEY PRESENTS:
"Not long ago........
As you all know i was hacked & the hacker seemed to be knowing me but I had no clue who it can be. So I contacted our super duper Hero Arnie to track his IP from the posts made. Arnie did so, & with the help of tdot (another hero) & sharewadi (yes, your the man!) we gathered some facts - I discovered he was an old school fellow I had snatched his chocolate bar during recess. He, in order to take revenge & to demand an apology, went to uni and did IT MAJORS!
& like you know, hacked me. So I brought him a new choco bar, & he returned my passes.
& I lived happily everafter, the end. 8)"
:D
the_zooter
- easternjewel wrote:
P.S: credits: the_zooter :lol:
Erm, thanks! :oops: :oops:
the_zooter
- RA wrote:
EJ, have you been hanging out with sniper420?
Are you trying to say this is a little fancical, RA??
MaaaD
- the_zooter wrote:
- RA wrote:
EJ, have you been hanging out with sniper420?
Are you trying to say this is a little fancical, RA??
she stole a chocolate bar from him in school so he hacked her ? what do you think zooter !!! lol
the_zooter
- MaaaD wrote:
she stole a chocolate bar from him in school so he hacked her ? what do you think zooter !!! lol
Perhaps he just really likes her!! I've done some pretty stupid things in my time to girls I've really liked!! Guys are a bit stupid sometimes when it comes to girls the are in love with!!
KeithL
- easternjewel wrote:
P.S: credits: the_zooter :lol:
No credit for Moi ? I was the one that suggested IP tracking and comparison too :cry:
I'm surprised that both you and the Hacker are from the same school...your language is impeccable, while his is/was rather crass
the_zooter
- KeithL wrote:
I'm surprised that both you and the Hacker are from the same school...your language is impeccable, while his is/was rather crass
That's because EJ is classy!! :)
arniegang
I think EJ is telling a little "porkie pie"
the DFM may need to interogate her at the next full meeting in Oct/Nov
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
the_zooter
- arniegang wrote:
I think EJ is telling a little "porkie pie"
the DFM may need to interogate her at the next full meeting in Oct/Nov
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That's a serious allegation!!
Have I got to book my holidays now??
KeithL
- the_zooter wrote:
- arniegang wrote:
I think EJ is telling a little "porkie pie"
the DFM may need to interogate her at the next full meeting in Oct/Nov
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That's a serious allegation!!
Have I got to book my holidays now??
I should be in dxb by that time as well. Now that you said that im sure HP will be rushing off to arrange some leave with his manager in carrefour..... :lol:
easternjewel
- RA wrote:
EJ, have you been hanging out with sniper420?
hey don't you say anything about sniper, he is my bud :lol: :lol: :lol:
easternjewel
- the_zooter wrote:
- MaaaD wrote:
she stole a chocolate bar from him in school so he hacked her ? what do you think zooter !!! lol
Perhaps he just really likes her!! I've done some pretty stupid things in my time to girls I've really liked!! Guys are a bit stupid sometimes when it comes to girls the are in love with!!
we want to know more zooter !! :lol:
Concord
Since I joinede DF there have been two "interesting" stories. First Sniper "died", then EJ was "hacked".
Here is my conclusion: it is all absolutely a lie in both intances and this person(s) has nothing better to do.
In any event, it is an "ingenous" thing to do. To what ends? Only their pea sized brains know.
MaaaD
- Concord wrote:
Since I joinede DF there have been two "interesting" stories. First Sniper "died", then EJ was "hacked".
Here is my conclusion: it is all absolutely a lie in both intances and this person(s) has nothing better to do.
In any event, it is an "ingenous" thing to do. To what ends? Only their pea sized brains know.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
sniper420
- Concord wrote:
Since I joinede DF there have been two "interesting" stories. First Sniper "died", then EJ was "hacked".
Here is my conclusion: it is all absolutely a lie in both intances and this person(s) has nothing better to do.
In any event, it is an "ingenous" thing to do. To what ends? Only their pea sized brains know.
yeah Concord u should have known better how to reach for facts.........but lo...if only ur pea sized brain allows it.. :lol:
the_zooter
- easternjewel wrote:
- the_zooter wrote:
Perhaps he just really likes her!! I've done some pretty stupid things in my time to girls I've really liked!! Guys are a bit stupid sometimes when it comes to girls the are in love with!!
we want to know more zooter !! :lol:
I'm going to leave that up to your imagination EJ!! Sorry
arniegang
- Concord wrote:
Since I joinede DF there have been two "interesting" stories. First Sniper "died", then EJ was "hacked".
Here is my conclusion: it is all absolutely a lie in both intances and this person(s) has nothing better to do.
In any event, it is an "ingenous" thing to do. To what ends? Only their pea sized brains know.
there is now a third but it is not being discussed on the board
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Corcovado
third? i wanna know , i wanna know 8) 8)
Concord
- arniegang wrote:
- Concord wrote:
Since I joinede DF there have been two "interesting" stories. First Sniper "died", then EJ was "hacked".
Here is my conclusion: it is all absolutely a lie in both intances and this person(s) has nothing better to do.
In any event, it is an "ingenous" thing to do. To what ends? Only their pea sized brains know.
there is now a third but it is not being discussed on the board
Yes. I know all about it (strange stuff).
ajb
and your gonna say that much with out divulging any details .... anybody care to speculate??
KeithL
If AG is taking the mickey...he has managed to get all of you
"Hook, line and sinker"
:lol: :lol: :lol:
easternjewel
- Concord wrote:
Since I joinede DF there have been two "interesting" stories. First Sniper "died", then EJ was "hacked".
Here is my conclusion: it is all absolutely a lie in both intances and this person(s) has nothing better to do.
In any event, it is an "ingenous" thing to do. To what ends? Only their pea sized brains know.
Dear concord, I’d rather come up with something more innovative then this if that was the case and the thread was “there” cause I wanted help on how to deal with it, which however was not contributed from your smart ass self
So with the size of your brain, which is as much as an atom, I suggest, you do not use it that often.
Concord
- easternjewel wrote:
- Concord wrote:
Since I joinede DF there have been two "interesting" stories. First Sniper "died", then EJ was "hacked".
Here is my conclusion: it is all absolutely a lie in both intances and this person(s) has nothing better to do.
In any event, it is an "ingenous" thing to do. To what ends? Only their pea sized brains know.
Dear concord, I’d rather come up with something more innovative then this if that was the case and the thread was “there” cause I wanted help on how to deal with it, which however was not contributed from your smart a#s self
So with the size of your brain, which is as much as an atom, I suggest, you do not use it that often.
Thanks for the suggestion.
sniper420
- arniegang wrote:
- Concord wrote:
Since I joinede DF there have been two "interesting" stories. First Sniper "died", then EJ was "hacked".
Here is my conclusion: it is all absolutely a lie in both intances and this person(s) has nothing better to do.
In any event, it is an "ingenous" thing to do. To what ends? Only their pea sized brains know.
there is now a third but it is not being discussed on the board
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
yeah yeah everybody listen to the great genius
HP
Concord :roll:
I wish people are nice to ya :roll:
XRW-147
- easternjewel wrote:
hey don't you say anything about sniper, he is my bud :lol: :lol: :lol:
That's gotta be the funniest thing I have heard - for the day.
XRW-147
- MaaaD wrote:
she stole a chocolate bar from him in school so he hacked her ? what do you think zooter !!! lol
Yeah, 2 + 2 seems to equal 5 in this instance.
XRW-147
- easternjewel wrote:
we want to know more zooter !! :lol:
He's available for adoption... what more do you need to know Ej?
XRW-147
- KeithL wrote:
If AG is taking the mickey...he has managed to get all of you
"Hook, line and sinker"
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Arnie? Take the mickey? That'll be the day.
XRW-147
- arniegang wrote:
there is now a third but it is not being discussed on the board
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Perception is key and all things are debatable.
Concord
- HP wrote:
Concord
I wish people are nice to ya
That's ok HP. DFM has my back - there are "ways".
HP
- Concord wrote:
- HP wrote:
Concord
I wish people are nice to ya
That's ok HP. DFM has my back - there are "ways".
I have changed the location from ...... to Corcovado. Have ya met wid Corcovado :oops: , she is quite nice and decent girl and she wouldnt misbehave :wink:
Corcovado
- HP wrote:
- Concord wrote:
- HP wrote:
Concord
I wish people are nice to ya
That's ok HP. DFM has my back - there are "ways".
I have changed the location from ...... to Corcovado. Have ya met wid Corcovado :oops: , she is quite nice and decent girl and she wouldnt misbehave :wink:
ooh i blushing :oops: :oops: :oops: thats sweet ...concord and i met ... and he is a nice guy .... :wink:
Concord
Wasn't me! It must have been my twin brother - he's the nice one.
Corcovado
- Concord wrote:
Wasn't me! It must have been my twin brother - he's the nice one.
yeah, yeah ur right , sorry me mistake :)
easternjewel
- Concord wrote:
Wasn't me! It must have been my twin brother - he's the nice one.
that explains, I will take your word for it! :roll: :wink:
HP
Corcovado,
when are we gonna meet. We can chose nice romantic place (not carrefour) in Dubai. I will stand outside the carrefour of dubai city center while having red rose in my hand. But please show up on time. How we gonna say hello :oops:
Girls always come late and we guys are always arrive an hour before the fixed time. During this time , we visit toilet 3 or 4 times to check our hair style or any other shortcoming . I even wash my face 2 or 3 times in order to look more fresh. :roll:
I bet if you take the X -raw of Zooter before date , the following report will come out
1= Extra Horney
2= Thinking to have s.e.x on first date
3= He will treat the gal like a b.itch
4= He will be extra decent in order to having s.e.x.
easternjewel
OMG Corcovado, HIDE NOW!!!
easternjewel
- XRW-147 wrote:
- easternjewel wrote:
we want to know more zooter !! :lol:
He's available for adoption... what more do you need to know Ej?
That is news for HP :lol:
Corcovado
- HP wrote:
Corcovado,
when are we gonna meet. We can chose nice romantic place (not carrefour) in Dubai. I will stand outside the carrefour of dubai city center while having red rose in my hand. But please show up on time. How we gonna say hello :oops:
Girls always come late and we guys are always arrive an hour before the fixed time. During this time , we visit toilet 3 or 4 times to check our hair style or any other shortcoming . I even wash my face 2 or 3 times in order to look more fresh. :roll:
I bet if you take the X -raw of Zooter before date , the following report will come out
1= Extra Horney
2= Thinking to have s.e.x on first date
3= He will treat the gal like a b.itch
4= He will be extra decent in order to having s.e.x.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
HP
Corcovado
I think lot of people are getting jealous here :P
KeithL
- HP wrote:
Corcovado
I think lot of people are getting jealous here :P
LOl...you casanova !
I noticed that you changed your location yet again :lol:
HP
- KeithL wrote:
- HP wrote:
Corcovado
I think lot of people are getting jealous here :P
LOl...you casanova !
I noticed that you changed your location yet again :lol:
I am tired of south east aisan girls , no matter how much perfume they spray it can not hide the smell of curry . They behave sick and they never shave their moustache not even before dating :P They are always ready to fight .
So now i moved to Middle east :) . As soon as situation is calm down , we will be announced as husband and wife by DFM :P
Corcovado
- HP wrote:
- KeithL wrote:
- HP wrote:
Corcovado
I think lot of people are getting jealous here :P
LOl...you casanova !
I noticed that you changed your location yet again :lol:
I am tired of south east aisan girls , no matter how much perfume they spray it can not hide the smell of curry . They behave sick and they never shave their moustache not even before dating :P They are always ready to fight .
So now i moved to Middle east :) . As soon as situation is calm down , we will be announced as husband and wife by DFM :P
NO husband of mine will talk like this about any woman :evil: :evil: :evil: just because u didnt get EJ it doesnt mean u can talk about her or any nationality like this :evil: :evil: hmmm"second thoughts" i am a feminist u know
KeithL
- Corcovado wrote:
NO husband of mine will talk like this about any woman :evil: :evil: :evil: just because u didnt get EJ it doesnt mean u can talk about her or any nationality like this :evil: :evil: hmmm"second thoughts" i am a feminist u know
:lol: :lol: :lol:
HP does it again !
XRW-147
- KeithL wrote:
LOl...you casanova !
I noticed that you changed your location yet again :lol:
HP - Manwhore reinvent
XRW-147
- Corcovado wrote:
NO husband of mine will talk like this about any woman :evil: :evil: :evil: just because u didnt get EJ it doesnt mean u can talk about her or any nationality like this :evil: :evil: hmmm"second thoughts" i am a feminist u know
Like a moth to a flame...
easternjewel
- XRW-147 wrote:
HP - Manwhore reinvent
:lol: :lol: :lol:
easternjewel
- HP wrote:
I am tired of south east aisan girls , no matter how much perfume they spray it can not hide the smell of curry . They behave sick and they never shave their moustache not even before dating :P They are always ready to fight .
So now i moved to Middle east :) . As soon as situation is calm down , we will be announced as husband and wife by DFM :P
TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID RIGHT NOWWW!! :evil: :evil:
HP
coc
damn , it was someone who hacked my passwords and wrote it , it was not me. If i am liar my daddy arniegang will die :cry:
Sorry , i will be a nice and decent husband. You just need to give me chance :oops: I will respect all nationalities , girls and even GAB :)
damn now i am in crisis ( in middle east) :? .
:oops:
KeithL
The hacker returns
:lol: :lol: :lol:
HP
XRW was saying relaxing sunday :roll:
Corcovado
YEAH NOW :evil:
XRW-147
- HP wrote:
coc
damn , it was someone who hacked my passwords and wrote it , it was not me. If i am liar my daddy arniegang will die :cry:
Sorry , i will be a nice and decent husband. You just need to give me chance :oops: I will respect all nationalities , girls and even GAB :)
damn now i am in crisis ( in middle east) :? .
:oops:
Wow, HP back peddling? Has cupid really struck?
Corcovado
- HP wrote:
coc
damn , it was someone who hacked my passwords and wrote it , it was not me. If i am liar my daddy arniegang will die :cry:
Sorry , i will be a nice and decent husband. You just need to give me chance :oops: I will respect all nationalities , girls and even GAB :)
damn now i am in crisis ( in middle east) :? .
:oops:
DO U THINK U CAN GET AWAY BY ANYTHING BY BEING FUNNY AND WITTY ??? ok i forgive u :oops: :oops:
easternjewel
"A fool who thinks that he is a fool is for that very reason a wise man. The fool who thinks that he is wise is called a fool indeed."
does that make HP a wise man? :shock:
XRW-147
A wise man who acts the fool is indeed a jester for the times.
HP
anyone can guide me how to win the heart of girl :oops:
MaaaD
- HP wrote:
anyone can guide me how to win the heart of girl :oops:
follow your own advice, go kidnap a few Israeli soldiers .. not only corc but every other middle eastern girl (and maybe a few guys) will fall for you ;)
Corcovado
- MaaaD wrote:
- HP wrote:
anyone can guide me how to win the heart of girl :oops:
follow your own advice, go kidnap a few Israeli soldiers .. not only corc but every other middle eastern girl (and maybe a few guys) will fall for you ;)
true hehehhehehe :lol: :lol: :lol:
HP
- Corcovado wrote:
- MaaaD wrote:
- HP wrote:
anyone can guide me how to win the heart of girl :oops:
follow your own advice, go kidnap a few Israeli soldiers .. not only corc but every other middle eastern girl (and maybe a few guys) will fall for you ;)
true hehehhehehe :lol: :lol: :lol:
Once i was taken to hospital to donate some blood. When i saw the red blood , i was about to fall. All people gathered around me and they brought juice for me :P .
well as corco said that i must have respect for all nationalities , so i put my sword back in plastic case :wink:
HP
The jealous indian girl asked me to bring the head of
Pervez musharraf (President of Pakistan) .
HP
corco
where are ya my sweetheart , lets talk , ignore these people .
People we need privacy and dont disturb us :oops:
Corcovado
- HP wrote:
corco
where are ya my sweetheart , lets talk , ignore these people .
People we need privacy and dont disturb us :oops:
are u in rebound??? :roll: :roll: :roll:
HP
corco
tell me , what do u like in life ? I mean what are your hobbies , and how do u see yourself with me after 6 years (family planning) :roll: What do you like Desi stuff?
Corcovado
- HP wrote:
corco
tell me , what do u like in life ? I mean what are your hobbies , and how do u see yourself with me after 6 years (family planning) :roll: What do you like Desi stuff?
i think ur not over EJ yet ..so we cant be together :cry: :cry: * run in a dramatic way and leave my nike shoes behind* 8) 8)
HP
- Corcovado wrote:
- HP wrote:
corco
tell me , what do u like in life ? I mean what are your hobbies , and how do u see yourself with me after 6 years (family planning) :roll: What do you like Desi stuff?
i think ur not over EJ yet ..so we cant be together :cry: :cry: * run in a dramatic way and leave my nike shoes behind* 8) 8)
NO , i promised to all people in DFM and she also voted that i shuldnt talk to her and i am respecting it . She is not any more in my thoughts.
The only person who keep me buzy in DFM is you :oops: . HP is in love with you Corco , please accept my rose :oops:
yshimy
Don't want to be a party booper, but.... isn't Croc is taken????????????
ajb
- yshimy wrote:
Don't want to be a party booper, but.... isn't Croc is taken????????????
Even if that is true it will be but a small obstacle for the love magnet that is HP! :lol:
HP
she is taken by HP :P
croco , tell me tell me tell me , what am i reading? who is unlucky person , who doesnt love his life ? Dont make me to ask Israel to throw bumbs at the house of your boy friend.
make it clear , HP can not sleep now :cry:
ajb
- HP wrote:
Dont make me to ask Israel to throw bumbs at the house of your boy friend.
Your gonna throw homeless people at his house?? :lol: :lol:
yshimy
hehehe
AJB well, it is better to be homless people than other stuff.
HP some people are hurt in lebanon, so please, don't be a shmuck
Corcovado
- yshimy wrote:
Don't want to be a party booper, but.... isn't Croc is taken????????????
am i??? :roll: :roll: :roll:
ajb
Indeed are you?? :lol:
Corcovado
- ajb wrote:
Indeed are you?? :lol:
well ... as far as i am concerned ... I am Free Like A Bird ... wohoooo :wink: :wink:
ajb
And now all the lads on here know it Im sure you will see an increased effort to be woo'd
Corcovado
- ajb wrote:
And now all the lads on here know it Im sure you will see an increased effort to be woo'd
u think?? :oops: :oops: even dave??? :twisted: :twisted: hahahaha
ajb
oh especially Dave!!!! Didn't your mother ever tell you that if the boys are mean to you it's just because they really like you but dont know how to show it!! ;)
Corcovado
- ajb wrote:
oh especially Dave!!!! Didn't your mother ever tell you that if the boys are mean to you it's just because they really like you but dont know how to show it!! ;)
hehehehe :lol: :lol: :lol: she did .. she did
ajb
Funny how that only works in one direction ..... when girls are mean to you they are just being mean lol
yshimy
- Corcovado wrote:
- ajb wrote:
Indeed are you?? :lol:
well ... as far as i am concerned ... I am Free Like A Bird ... wohoooo :wink: :wink:
Are you sure???????? :roll:
Well.... as you say... but i saw you ;)
ajb
Yshimy I thought you were told not to peak through peoples windows any more!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
HP
- yshimy wrote:
- Corcovado wrote:
- ajb wrote:
Indeed are you?? :lol:
well ... as far as i am concerned ... I am Free Like A Bird ... wohoooo :wink: :wink:
Are you sure???????? :roll:
Well.... as you say... but i saw you ;)
Very soon people will hear the gun short in the silence of night at Dubai forum. How many time , i have to tell you guys that dont mention corco. If you want to talk always say [color=red]"Mrs HP "[/color] :roll: .
Can we chage the topic boys?